Wi*d0ws XP

koolpaw

Genre: Funk

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Its Just a joke! No offence to M$ Windows!! :p

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Lyrics

My Windows98 is crap `cauz Im good at messing PC.

Im getting sick to listen This... (error sound) so I bought Wind*wsXP.

(startup sound of XP) Wow, Its cool, doesnt crush. B*llG*tes made this for me. .

Oh wait, How come the video is dark? Where is my Favorite media Player?.

Oh, Wait! it gets slow..

Wait! Wait wait wait , Oh my god! .

Where is that weird
Japanese computer guy? Hey WAKE UP AND HELP ME. .

Agh, waitwait wait OH!
hey! wake up! Please for gods sake, Please help! .

Stop making songs with that strange software!.

Im really good at messing PC...

Song Stats

Hits: 3344
Comments: 22
Fans: 0
Plays: 454
Downloads: 82
Votes: 17
Uploaded: Aug 13, 2004 - 09:50:36 AM
Last Updated: Aug 24, 2004 - 12:14:06 PM Last Played: Oct 25, 2009 - 01:10:54 PM

Song License

Creative Commons License:
NoDerivs-NonCommercial

Song Actions

Hardware:

CubeG4 450Mhz

Software:

Garageband and MacOSX Speech, Apple script to record speech.

Comments

fosod	fosod said 1932 days ago (August 13th, 2004)
	haha Very funny idea here. The guitar loop really distracts from the humor though. Do something like this again someime. Check out my latest song called Totally Hoany

rovert10	rovert10 said 1932 days ago (August 13th, 2004)
	Fun trak Macs crash and hang too y'know. Very funny. Check out my latest song called Gears

nspeers

nspeers said 1932 days ago (August 13th, 2004)

Reminds me that I have to...
find that program that uses apple speech to sing typed in words.

You have a funny song, wish some of the error sounds were in time with the music. I liked the guitar loop, to me it matched the crazyness of the subject.

BTW, I've been a mac user and occasional evangelist for 14 years or so, but still love that joke: Macinstosh - Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.

Check out my latest song called Dancing In The Kitchen

penguinsocks	penguinsocks said 1932 days ago (August 14th, 2004)
	LOL sweet. Check out my latest song called reel me softly in the shade

koolpaw

koolpaw said 1932 days ago (August 14th, 2004)

Speech
lYI, i used this appler script i found on apple`s site
http://www.apple.com/applescript/macosx/text2audio.html

In this song,
"I" = my friend who always messes up his PC and asks help to me via instant messanger.
"weird Japanese computer guy"= myself
so this song is kinda sketch of our daily conversation :D

My fav. joke about Mac is :
" ah so u r Macintosh user.. yeah Apple makes good .. ahhh... paperweights" lol

Check out my latest song called Strong In The Rain -Amenimo Makezu

koolpaw	koolpaw said 1932 days ago (August 14th, 2004)
	oops thank you for ur all comments for this silly joke song :D seriously, i dont hate XP, its nice OS for personal usage. But Mac is fun to use and has Garageband now !! Check out my latest song called Strong In The Rain -Amenimo Makezu

JetSavage	JetSavage said 1931 days ago (August 14th, 2004)
	Very creative I loved this song. Most original song I have heard here. Check out my latest song called My Disease

koolpaw	koolpaw said 1929 days ago (August 16th, 2004)
	Very creative OMG ty :$ but its just a silly joke song :o Check out my latest song called Strong In The Rain -Amenimo Makezu

Cameron	Cameron said 1930 days ago (August 15th, 2004)
	very innovative! This is a great little tune. Really brings home the fact that we're so tied in with our computers. Your use of computer sound effects was excellent, and combined well with the drum track. The repeated punctuated synth hook worked very well too. I really enjoyed listening to this. Perfect ending! Check out my latest song called EPONYM

koolpaw

koolpaw said 1929 days ago (August 16th, 2004)

very innovative!
!!!! oh my ! ty :$ :$ :$
now the friend of mine who is good at messing his PC has started to complain that im taking all of his fame saying " i gave u the idea of the song and u just build it!!"

Although he didnt nothing to do this song coz he is so good at messing computers :o !!!

but... oh hey, wait! its just really silly joke song :o

Check out my latest song called Strong In The Rain -Amenimo Makezu

TalktoWind	TalktoWind said 1926 days ago (August 19th, 2004)
	Yeahhh!!! LoL Lol LoL....nice track very very nice....Rob Check out my latest song called Full Set 1 (19 min.)

Matho_Valens said 1851 days ago (November 2nd, 2004)

Micro$oft is a very evil corporation.
Forget the fact that Winows PCs are bloated and unstable;
Bill gates is an evil man and Micro$soft is an evil
corporation. Microsoft has already paid $1.6 billion in its
efforts to settle consumer antitrust claims filed in 10 state
(this figure is an old stat)

http://homepage.univie.ac.at/horst.prillinger/evil-
empire/

http://www.infoworld.com/article/03/04/04/
14gripe_1.html

http://news.zdnet.com/2100-3513_22-880857.html

http://www.aaxnet.com/topics/msinc.html

The evilness goes on and on. Regarldess of the crap they
produce, they wipe all competiton and are actually
breaking the law. They just stay in court or settle out at a
small cost (for them). It cost them the equivalent of 18
hours of work to buy out a competing OS, BeOS! We don't
allow that here!

Check out my latest song called Get Well Soon

	Matho_Valens said 1851 days ago (November 2nd, 2004)
	Micro$oft is a very evil corporation. I forgot to comment on how cool the song was! Funny, original, and creative my friend. Check out my latest song called Get Well Soon

koolpaw	koolpaw said 1835 days ago (November 18th, 2004)
	Micro$oft is a very evil corporation. oh hey, wait, i wont say M$ is such evil if they would... fix my cube G4 find my CD of BeOS R5 give me back the ADSL connection :p:p:p:p anyways ty Check out my latest song called Strong In The Rain -Amenimo Makezu

mohacky	mohacky said 1774 days ago (January 18th, 2005)
	Cool! This is funny and a great idea. It's like the 'puter took over and is venting to someone after you had left the room. This one made me smile. Thanks- Check out my latest song called loser

koolpaw	koolpaw said 1762 days ago (January 30th, 2005)
	Cool! ty btw... LMAOOOOOO http://www.illwillpress.com/tech.html Check out my latest song called Strong In The Rain -Amenimo Makezu

	blisshole said 1761 days ago (January 31st, 2005)
	har har har very omoshiroi! but seriously, i heard eno had something to do with the win98 start up chime (!?) Check out my latest song called Wiggly

koolpaw	koolpaw said 1761 days ago (February 1st, 2005)
	har har har really???? thats G@@@@@@Y !!! j/k i didnt know that, Thanks for infomation :D Check out my latest song called Strong In The Rain -Amenimo Makezu

Drew Kopr	Drew Kopr said 1579 days ago (August 1st, 2005)
	This may be the best statement for MSFT I have ever heard. I laughed my entire ass off through this piece. Man I hate windows and that annoying crappy sound that plays over and over and over. This was wonderful--like a kick in the nads of MSFT! I gave it all 10s. Check out my latest song called WinterSong

DaSimpill1	DaSimpill1 said 1560 days ago (August 20th, 2005)
	So True I couldn't keep a straght face, it was hillarious. U R a legend. (BTW i work at a computer store & i am the only one who uses a mac, so i get all those "paper weight" comments, thanks for the pay back opp) Check out my latest song called Little Silver Box O Trix

DaSimpill1	DaSimpill1 said 1560 days ago (August 21st, 2005)
	So True I couldn't keep a straght face, it was hillarious. U R a legend. (BTW i work at a computer store & i am the only one who uses a mac, so i get all those "paper weight" comments, thanks for the pay back opp) Check out my latest song called Little Silver Box O Trix

koolpaw	koolpaw said 1553 days ago (August 27th, 2005)
	So True u should throw all PCs from the window in ur shop and place macintosh inside :o whatttttt???? they r going to use pentium MPU for mac??? FUUUUCK I think we should go back to simple life with a pecil and paper ... or fire and woods Thank you for listning anyways :D Check out my latest song called Strong In The Rain -Amenimo Makezu

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