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Wi*d0ws XP


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koolpaw

 Genre: Funk

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Its Just a joke! No offence to M$ Windows!! :p
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Lyrics
My Windows98 is crap `cauz Im good at messing PC.

Im getting sick to listen This... (error sound) so I bought Wind*wsXP.

(startup sound of XP) Wow, Its cool, doesnt crush. B*llG*tes made this for me. .

Oh wait, How come the video is dark? Where is my Favorite media Player?.

Oh, Wait! it gets slow..

Wait! Wait wait wait , Oh my god! .

Where is that weird
Japanese computer guy? Hey WAKE UP AND HELP ME. .

Agh, waitwait wait OH!
hey! wake up! Please for gods sake, Please help! .

Stop making songs with that strange software!.

Im really good at messing PC...
Song Stats
Hits: 4795
Comments: 22
Fans: 0
Plays: 470
Downloads: 139
Votes: 17
Uploaded: Aug 13, 2004 - 09:50:36 AM
Last Updated: Aug 24, 2004 - 12:14:06 PM Last Played: Aug 19, 2016 - 12:01:12 AM
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Hardware:
CubeG4 450Mhz
Software:
Garageband and MacOSX Speech, Apple script to record speech.
Comments
fosod said 4668 days ago (August 13th, 2004)
haha
Very funny idea here. The guitar loop really distracts from
the humor though. Do something like this again someime.
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rovert10 said 4668 days ago (August 13th, 2004)
Fun trak
Macs crash and hang too y'know. Very funny.
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nspeers said 4668 days ago (August 13th, 2004)
Reminds me that I have to...
find that program that uses apple speech to sing typed in words.

You have a funny song, wish some of the error sounds were in time with the music. I liked the guitar loop, to me it matched the crazyness of the subject.

BTW, I've been a mac user and occasional evangelist for 14 years or so, but still love that joke: Macinstosh - Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
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penguinsocks said 4668 days ago (August 14th, 2004)
LOL
sweet.
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koolpaw said 4668 days ago (August 14th, 2004)
Speech
lYI, i used this appler script i found on apple`s site
http://www.apple.com/applescript/macosx/text2audio.html

In this song,
"I" = my friend who always messes up his PC and asks help to me via instant messanger.
"weird Japanese computer guy"= myself
so this song is kinda sketch of our daily conversation :D

My fav. joke about Mac is :
" ah so u r Macintosh user.. yeah Apple makes good .. ahhh... paperweights" lol

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koolpaw said 4668 days ago (August 14th, 2004)
oops
thank you for ur all comments for this silly joke song :D

seriously, i dont hate XP, its nice OS for personal usage. But Mac is fun to use and has Garageband now !!
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JetSavage said 4667 days ago (August 14th, 2004)
Very creative
I loved this song. Most original song I have heard here.
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koolpaw said 4665 days ago (August 16th, 2004)
Very creative
OMG ty :$
but its just a silly joke song :o
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Cameron said 4666 days ago (August 15th, 2004)
very innovative!
This is a great little tune. Really brings home the fact that
we're so tied in with our computers.

Your use of computer sound effects was excellent, and
combined well with the drum track. The repeated
punctuated synth hook worked very well too.

I really enjoyed listening to this. Perfect ending!
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koolpaw said 4665 days ago (August 16th, 2004)
very innovative!
!!!! oh my ! ty :$ :$ :$
now the friend of mine who is good at messing his PC has started to complain that im taking all of his fame saying " i gave u the idea of the song and u just build it!!"

Although he didnt nothing to do this song coz he is so good at messing computers :o !!!

but... oh hey, wait! its just really silly joke song :o
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TalktoWind said 4662 days ago (August 19th, 2004)
Yeahhh!!!
LoL Lol LoL....nice track very very nice....Rob
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Matho_Valens said 4587 days ago (November 2nd, 2004)
Micro$oft is a very evil corporation.
Forget the fact that Winows PCs are bloated and unstable;
Bill gates is an evil man and Micro$soft is an evil
corporation. Microsoft has already paid $1.6 billion in its
efforts to settle consumer antitrust claims filed in 10 state
(this figure is an old stat)

http://homepage.univie.ac.at/horst.prillinger/evil-
empire/

http://www.infoworld.com/article/03/04/04/
14gripe_1.html

http://news.zdnet.com/2100-3513_22-880857.html

http://www.aaxnet.com/topics/msinc.html

The evilness goes on and on. Regarldess of the crap they
produce, they wipe all competiton and are actually
breaking the law. They just stay in court or settle out at a
small cost (for them). It cost them the equivalent of 18
hours of work to buy out a competing OS, BeOS! We don't
allow that here!

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Matho_Valens said 4587 days ago (November 2nd, 2004)
Micro$oft is a very evil corporation.
I forgot to comment on how cool the song was! Funny, original, and creative
my friend.
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koolpaw said 4571 days ago (November 18th, 2004)
Micro$oft is a very evil corporation.
oh hey, wait,
i wont say M$ is such evil if they would...
fix my cube G4
find my CD of BeOS R5
give me back the ADSL connection

:p:p:p:p

anyways ty
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mohacky said 4510 days ago (January 18th, 2005)
Cool!
This is funny and a great idea. It's like the 'puter took
over and is venting to someone after you had left the
room. This one made me smile. Thanks-
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koolpaw said 4498 days ago (January 30th, 2005)
Cool!
ty

btw... LMAOOOOOO
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blisshole said 4497 days ago (January 31st, 2005)
har har har
very omoshiroi!

but seriously, i heard eno had something to do with the
win98 start up chime (!?)
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koolpaw said 4497 days ago (February 1st, 2005)
har har har
really???? thats G@@@@@@Y !!!

j/k
i didnt know that, Thanks for infomation :D
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Drew Kopr said 4315 days ago (August 1st, 2005)
This may be the best
statement for MSFT I have ever heard. I laughed my entire ass off through this piece. Man I hate windows and that annoying crappy sound that plays over and over and over. This was wonderful--like a kick in the nads of MSFT! I gave it all 10s.
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DaSimpill1 said 4296 days ago (August 20th, 2005)
So True
I couldn't keep a straght face, it was hillarious.
U R a legend.
(BTW i work at a computer store & i am the only one who
uses a mac, so i get all those "paper weight" comments,
thanks for the pay back opp)
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DaSimpill1 said 4296 days ago (August 21st, 2005)
So True
I couldn't keep a straght face, it was hillarious.
U R a legend.
(BTW i work at a computer store & i am the only one who
uses a mac, so i get all those "paper weight" comments,
thanks for the pay back opp)
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koolpaw said 4289 days ago (August 27th, 2005)
So True
u should throw all PCs from the window in ur shop and place macintosh inside :o

whatttttt???? they r going to use pentium MPU for mac???

FUUUUCK
I think we should go back to simple life with a pecil and paper ... or fire and woods

Thank you for listning anyways :D
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