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Wi*d0ws XP by koolpaw [Email]
Genre: Funk

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Last Played: Sep 22, 2008 - 09:17:11 PM
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Uploaded: Aug 13, 2004 - 09:50:36 AM
Last Updated: Aug 24, 2004 - 12:14:06 PM



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Description:
Its Just a joke! No offence to M$ Windows!! :p

Lyrics:
My Windows98 is crap `cauz Im good at messing PC.

Im getting sick to listen This... (error sound) so I bought Wind*wsXP.

(startup sound of XP) Wow, Its cool, doesnt crush. B*llG*tes made this for me. .

Oh wait, How come the video is dark? Where is my Favorite media Player?.

Oh, Wait! it gets slow..

Wait! Wait wait wait , Oh my god! .

Where is that weird
Japanese computer guy? Hey WAKE UP AND HELP ME. .

Agh, waitwait wait OH!
hey! wake up! Please for gods sake, Please help! .

Stop making songs with that strange software!.

Im really good at messing PC...

Hardware:
CubeG4 450Mhz

Software:
Garageband and MacOSX Speech, Apple script to record speech.
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haha &mdash 08/13/04 - 12:51:21 PM
Very funny idea here. The guitar loop really distracts from
the humor though. Do something like this again someime.

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Fun trak &mdash 08/13/04 - 08:48:53 PM
Macs crash and hang too y'know. Very funny.

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Reminds me that I have to... &mdash 08/13/04 - 11:29:10 PM
find that program that uses apple speech to sing typed in words.

You have a funny song, wish some of the error sounds were in time with the music. I liked the guitar loop, to me it matched the crazyness of the subject.

BTW, I've been a mac user and occasional evangelist for 14 years or so, but still love that joke: Macinstosh - Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.

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LOL &mdash 08/14/04 - 01:52:27 AM
Speech &mdash 08/14/04 - 05:27:28 AM
lYI, i used this appler script i found on apple`s site
http://www.apple.com/applescript/macosx/text2audio.html

In this song,
"I" = my friend who always messes up his PC and asks help to me via instant messanger.
"weird Japanese computer guy"= myself
so this song is kinda sketch of our daily conversation :D

My fav. joke about Mac is :
" ah so u r Macintosh user.. yeah Apple makes good .. ahhh... paperweights" lol


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oops &mdash 08/14/04 - 05:38:58 AM
thank you for ur all comments for this silly joke song :D

seriously, i dont hate XP, its nice OS for personal usage. But Mac is fun to use and has Garageband now !!

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Very creative &mdash 08/14/04 - 01:48:40 PM
I loved this song. Most original song I have heard here.

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Very creative &mdash 08/16/04 - 10:43:56 AM
OMG ty :$
but its just a silly joke song :o

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very innovative! &mdash 08/15/04 - 09:30:30 AM
This is a great little tune. Really brings home the fact that
we're so tied in with our computers.

Your use of computer sound effects was excellent, and
combined well with the drum track. The repeated
punctuated synth hook worked very well too.

I really enjoyed listening to this. Perfect ending!

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very innovative! &mdash 08/16/04 - 10:53:59 AM
!!!! oh my ! ty :$ :$ :$
now the friend of mine who is good at messing his PC has started to complain that im taking all of his fame saying " i gave u the idea of the song and u just build it!!"

Although he didnt nothing to do this song coz he is so good at messing computers :o !!!

but... oh hey, wait! its just really silly joke song :o

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Yeahhh!!! &mdash 08/19/04 - 02:34:41 PM
LoL Lol LoL....nice track very very nice....Rob

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Micro$oft is a very evil corporation. &mdash 11/02/04 - 08:41:16 AM
Forget the fact that Winows PCs are bloated and unstable;
Bill gates is an evil man and Micro$soft is an evil
corporation. Microsoft has already paid $1.6 billion in its
efforts to settle consumer antitrust claims filed in 10 state
(this figure is an old stat)

http://homepage.univie.ac.at/horst.prillinger/evil-
empire/

http://www.infoworld.com/article/03/04/04/
14gripe_1.html

http://news.zdnet.com/2100-3513_22-880857.html

http://www.aaxnet.com/topics/msinc.html

The evilness goes on and on. Regarldess of the crap they
produce, they wipe all competiton and are actually
breaking the law. They just stay in court or settle out at a
small cost (for them). It cost them the equivalent of 18
hours of work to buy out a competing OS, BeOS! We don't
allow that here!


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Micro$oft is a very evil corporation. &mdash 11/02/04 - 08:42:38 AM
I forgot to comment on how cool the song was! Funny, original, and creative
my friend.

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Micro$oft is a very evil corporation. &mdash 11/18/04 - 08:31:42 PM
oh hey, wait,
i wont say M$ is such evil if they would...
fix my cube G4
find my CD of BeOS R5
give me back the ADSL connection

:p:p:p:p

anyways ty

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Cool! &mdash 01/18/05 - 01:34:52 PM
This is funny and a great idea. It's like the 'puter took
over and is venting to someone after you had left the
room. This one made me smile. Thanks-

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Cool! &mdash 01/30/05 - 07:13:30 PM
ty

btw... LMAOOOOOO
http://www.illwillpress.com/tech.html

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har har har &mdash 01/31/05 - 11:19:18 PM
very omoshiroi!

but seriously, i heard eno had something to do with the
win98 start up chime (!?)

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har har har &mdash 02/01/05 - 01:28:01 AM
really???? thats G@@@@@@Y !!!

j/k
i didnt know that, Thanks for infomation :D

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This may be the best &mdash 08/01/05 - 09:53:19 PM
statement for MSFT I have ever heard. I laughed my entire ass off through this piece. Man I hate windows and that annoying crappy sound that plays over and over and over. This was wonderful--like a kick in the nads of MSFT! I gave it all 10s.

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So True &mdash 08/20/05 - 11:58:54 PM
I couldn't keep a straght face, it was hillarious.
U R a legend.
(BTW i work at a computer store & i am the only one who
uses a mac, so i get all those "paper weight" comments,
thanks for the pay back opp)

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So True &mdash 08/21/05 - 01:26:22 AM
I couldn't keep a straght face, it was hillarious.
U R a legend.
(BTW i work at a computer store & i am the only one who
uses a mac, so i get all those "paper weight" comments,
thanks for the pay back opp)

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So True &mdash 08/27/05 - 09:31:36 AM
u should throw all PCs from the window in ur shop and place macintosh inside :o

whatttttt???? they r going to use pentium MPU for mac???

FUUUUCK
I think we should go back to simple life with a pecil and paper ... or fire and woods

Thank you for listning anyways :D

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