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Relax-ative [Explicit] by fosod [Email]

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Last Played: Jun 25, 2008 - 05:48:52 PM
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Uploaded: Aug 16, 2004 - 02:25:46 PM
Last Updated: Aug 16, 2004 - 03:32:43 AM



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Description:
Quite possibly the most tasteless piece of artwork I have ever created in my whole life. Actually... not even close. But this is pretty tasteless nonetheless. This is my collaboration with the new JUEDM song "Forest.MP3". It began as a beautiful piece that JuedM put together that reminded me of the type of forest sounds and relaxation tapes you might hear at a Spa.. maybe in a bathroom. Then I got to thinking about the types of sounds that might accompany this kind of music in this type of setting. Needless to say, I was amused by the juxtaposition I came up with. I had such a case of the giggles just thinking about it... I had to execute it. So... here it is: relaxative. Flog me for it, I know it's terrible, but maybe somebody will get the kick out of it the way I did.

Lyrics:
Could really put something witty here. Don't worry, my next post is going to be the most serious one yet... very, very CLASSY. In fact... it's gonna be my first "classical" piece.

Hardware:
Low-brow humor, computer

Software:
Too soft--lay off the relaxatives.
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Whew!! &mdash 08/16/04 - 02:57:47 PM
How do I remove the stench from my speakers??? This
last week of contest must have been stressful for you.
This song now has great movement.
Jack

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I'm upset... &mdash 08/16/04 - 03:15:20 PM
...that I'm stuck at work and don't know when I'll actually be able to hear this piece. However, the song's "art"] has me in stitches here. I'm not sure whether to vomit or laugh harder when I look at it. lol

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I do &mdash 08/16/04 - 03:25:53 PM
think it was a bit heavy on the reverb,
perhaps the EQ could have been used to harden the sound
a little.....
a little too soft for my liking...

SGF


BTW: I really really hope that is NOT your BOG!


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Jeez . . . &mdash 08/16/04 - 03:37:58 PM
You need to get that looked at.

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Thank God . . &mdash 08/16/04 - 04:10:18 PM
you cut it short from the original 3 minutes!!

heheh

-Cheers!

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Imodifosoddity &mdash 08/16/04 - 05:01:42 PM
This new "iSmell" feature in OS X – Elephant, made me
have to leave the room! Next time, move towards the front
of the bowl.

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wow &mdash 08/16/04 - 05:08:05 PM
Pretty mellow song I kept waiting for some of your
maddness to start in but still solid as usually





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Cool &mdash 08/16/04 - 05:10:43 PM
song fosod.

I see you included a picture of the John Kerry "Think Tank"

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Cool &mdash 08/16/04 - 05:19:25 PM
Didn't you mean, "Think Stank?"

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Now THAT's a One Bomb &mdash 08/16/04 - 05:36:27 PM
Way to go Waldo

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Now THAT's a One Bomb &mdash 08/16/04 - 07:32:05 PM
I'm laughing out loud just at all the COMMENTS!!!! LMAO!

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Kind regards,

Fosod
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Fosod Design Studios
www.fosod.com

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Post new age &mdash 08/16/04 - 10:23:57 PM
This is the start of a new movement in music! Let's
call it the Bowel movement!
Scatological, but funny. I too can't stand these new
age tracks of waves, whales or rain. Now we have
one with wind! ;-)

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Splatter music &mdash 08/18/04 - 06:58:25 PM
If Kellogs ever want do an advertising campaign for All
Bran you'll walk it....

LOL on the comments, especially Troy's. Yeah.....

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holy crap! &mdash 08/19/04 - 10:12:02 AM
It's like a pooh pooh platter on a bed of arugula.
Tasteless? Nah. So over the top that I was laughing out
loud and had to explain what was so funny to my family.


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uuunnnnnnnnnnnggghhhh! &mdash 08/22/04 - 07:55:18 PM
Holy Colostomy Batman! I really needed to laugh! This was the perfect soundtrack to all of these great comments!
lolololololololol,.......(inhale)lolololololloooollolololl........!

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Love the title &mdash 08/25/04 - 10:46:28 PM
Although, perhaps it should've been called "Relax-
ative - Movement 2"

Loved the polarized elements in this track, hilarious!

Only kvetch.... should've ended with a flush. :P

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Love the title &mdash 08/25/04 - 10:50:37 PM
Although, perhaps it should've been called "Relax-
ative - Movement 2"

Loved the polarized elements in this track, hilarious!

Only kvetch.... should've ended with a flush. :P

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Love the title &mdash 08/25/04 - 10:51:31 PM
whoops, double post.... too much fruit.

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disgustingly good &mdash 08/25/04 - 11:11:18 PM
Too effin' funny. I loved it. The name of this song is perfect. lol

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