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Hillbilly Satellite Removal


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TheSkankBrothers

 Genre: Celtic

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Another Thought Provoking Composition from the Brothers Skank.

Listen to Willie as he addresses some contempoary issues in his native tongue.

This is Celtic Electronic Bluegrass - The genre doesn't exist yet, so it's listed here.
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Lyrics
Hillbilly Satellite Removal

So how would you like it to go back to the old days?
You've no' got blu-rays, you've no' got bluetooth, you've no' got sat-nav
You've got nothin'!!!!

The only thing ye can drive a mule wi' - is a stick.
Hillbillies - your satellites are bein' removed.....

We're gonna take away yer iMac, yer iPod, yer iPhoto and even yer iTunes, however...here's the deal:
If ye can catch yer own supper, ye can all keep yer Zunes.

Does anybody even know how tae use a pen??
Yer all gonna die without yer computers and yer cable;
The only thing that's rockin' in the porch is MTV

By God; this is all yer gonnae end up wi'........

Song Stats
Hits: 2969
Comments: 22
Fans: 9
Plays: 122
Downloads: 122

Uploaded: May 24, 2007 - 10:18:28 AM
Last Updated: Jul 31, 2007 - 03:14:53 PM Last Played: Jan 28, 2017 - 04:53:27 AM
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Comments
Slotogenic said 3861 days ago (May 24th, 2007)
I like!
This is great! You've combined elements from very different genres and made it work, not an easy thing to do. I love the synth sounds and the banjo work. The spoken word lyrics really work with this tune. Great title as well. Nice job!
echoroom said 3861 days ago (May 24th, 2007)
yeee-har!
great sound-swamp background, and really great lyrics - I mean, this is funny, but it's serious too right?! i also like how you've written the word "no' " cause that's how you see it. lovely ending.

great for all us hillbillies - I'm off now to shag my sister.

yee- har boys!!!

uncle Fiddler
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TheSkankBrothers said 3860 days ago (May 24th, 2007)
Seriously funny...
...it's the line about keeping your Zunes I like best.

I'd swop one for a better looking sister....

Willie
Check out my latest song called Skankland The Brave!
echoroom said 3859 days ago (May 26th, 2007)
well...
.... actually , she looks all right after a few pints .....
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cjdaley said 3861 days ago (May 24th, 2007)
another great title
and versatile composition that's like a museum of popular music since the XIIth century. Maybe you can keep the Imac, after all.
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VoiceOverAudio said 3861 days ago (May 24th, 2007)
Too fine.
I need more from these Skank Brothers!
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five_extra_arms said 3860 days ago (May 24th, 2007)
Sister Shaggers Unite
It's great that FINALLY we have an online home.... HillbillyMarriages.com..... Huh?

Uncle Fiddler, you are a sicko!
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Dharma Logos said 3860 days ago (May 24th, 2007)
Holy crap, did I just hear something origina?
I did! This is freaking cool!
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The Infinites said 3860 days ago (May 24th, 2007)
Yes you did!
Celtic Hillbillies at work, warning you of too much reliance on technology.

To a damn fine tune!

Jim
Check out my latest song called Divorce
dajama said 3860 days ago (May 24th, 2007)
Very cool
What a mesh of styles and sounds. I love the lyrics, and the production is excellent. A difficult feat to pull off - combining all those styles - but most impressively, it doesn't sound like an interesting experiment - it sounds like a great piece of music. Nice work. Peace,
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Aureliano said 3860 days ago (May 24th, 2007)
Yer How
this is too too much, I like it so much it hurts, now am off to get some viddles and smoke a corn cobb pipe........yee haw.
said 3859 days ago (May 25th, 2007)
The Bros Skank
You guys are getting scary, this is perhaps getting out of hand!
Vic Holman said 3859 days ago (May 25th, 2007)
whats for supper?
what i gotz to go out and 'cetch it.

like the gendre bending (music style I'm talking about, the other is to someones elses preference) you guys are creating.

Run from the hills it ain't some kid playing banjo on a front porch no more.
Check out my latest song called For You To Decide
TheSkankBrothers said 3859 days ago (May 26th, 2007)
Scary?
Naaaah! We're just testing the water by trying out some twists on old material.

It's when we call the mule "bro" it gets scary....especially since, at a certain angle and light, there is a slight resemblance to the Skank Family.

Willie
Check out my latest song called Skankland The Brave!
thetiler said 3859 days ago (May 26th, 2007)
interesting words here
and the music really flows.

Nice!
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TheSkankBrothers said 3832 days ago (June 21st, 2007)
Full Agreement
The brothers are flowing!



Thanks!



Hank and Willie
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The Infinites said 3797 days ago (July 26th, 2007)
Can we hear more, please?
You guys must be hiding out in the backwoods and keeping all that good stuff to yourselves!

Get it out to the masses, the Skank message must be heard!


Jim
Check out my latest song called Divorce
jiguma said 3792 days ago (July 31st, 2007)
Just can't ....
.... wipe the smile off my face! It is so good to hear some new sounds (well, old sounds put together in a new way). "Electro/swamp/skiffle"?
This is just so good guys! Love it all - regards to Mama Skank!
Neil
Check out my latest song called We End Up Being All The Same (42)
DOCTORBIZARRE said 3792 days ago (July 31st, 2007)
NICE ONE BOYZ!
Scifi bluegrass with an underbelly like a hog fornicating in the woods.
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HeadCrushingMachine said 3791 days ago (August 1st, 2007)
Sci Fi Soundtrack
In fact, it was the soundtrack for the movie!
lengold said 3776 days ago (August 16th, 2007)
This is
superb - BUT! If you try to take MY ipod I'll kill you. RIGHT!


Cheers
Len


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TheSkankBrothers said 3776 days ago (August 16th, 2007)
Version 2
May now have to include the iPhone....

Lenny G - don't even think about one for Christmas. You'll do the carrier pigeons oout of a job!

Willie
Check out my latest song called Skankland The Brave!
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