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Olympic Chant


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koolpaw

 Genre: Funk

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it may sound silly, but im really enjoying to watch Olympic games. This is based on our chatting watching TV, my friend is an aussie, and im a japanese
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conversation between drunk kangaroo(A) and koolpaw(B)


(A): are u watching Olympic games on TV?

(B): yeppo

(A): u saw our great swimmers gold medal?

(B): swimmer? isn`t he a big sea otther?

(A): sea otther?? how come???

(B): Imagine he is putting on fur coat , smiling with his baby face, and huge hands, feet..

(A): u r right. he msute be big sea otther. but still hes great.

(B): agree

(A): well.... oh my god! ur swimmer got 2 gold medals too!!

(B): yeppo, we have sent a good young frog. so how many gold medals u got?

(A): let me check.....WHAT!? u got more than us???

(B): sure

(A): ... hey how many population do ur country have?

(B): but u have about 500 million kangaroos and we dont have enough space for training

(A):u want to say its fair enough huh?

(B): no we need handicaps, we r small, putting on glasses

(A): and..?

(B): we have small...... cameras, flags. need to carry 3 or 4 bags

(A): understandable reason.... oh wait??

(B): USA is getting a lot of medals as usual...

(A): yeah they always want to be No.1.

(B): because they r ----beeep---- cut cut cut

(A): yeah they r --- beep beep---- cut cut cut

(B): but its ok for me. the athletes r all good.

(A): right


Olympism is a philosophy of life, exalting and combining in a balanced whole the qualities of body, will and mind. Blending sport with culture and education, Olympism seeks to create a way of life based on the joy found in effort, the educational value of good example and respect for universal fundamental ethical principles.

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Hits: 5710
Comments: 16
Fans: 5
Plays: 470
Downloads: 154
Votes: 12
Uploaded: Aug 20, 2004 - 08:44:07 PM
Last Updated: Aug 24, 2004 - 01:56:42 PM Last Played: Jan 10, 2017 - 05:30:49 AM
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CubeG4, alcohol for my friend, cigarettes for me, TV
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Garageband. OSX Speech, Applescript, respects for all athletes
Comments
blacksalad said 4659 days ago (August 23rd, 2004)
Hooray!
I like those olympic robots, do you think they'll eventually
be able to beat us no matter how many drugs we take?!
Cool...
koolpaw said 4658 days ago (August 23rd, 2004)
Hooray!
robots!? yeah we were suspecting NASA made them :o
omg pls dont shoot the next guy on the street!
http://www.usolympicteam.com/11716_25117.htm

US* is dangerous country.... congrats, u won at softball again :(
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blamm said 4658 days ago (August 23rd, 2004)
I don't know why...
I don't know why...but I like it. Good stuff.
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koolpaw said 4657 days ago (August 24th, 2004)
I don't know why...
ty very much, glad to hear u liked this

but i still cant belive what i saw on tv today...
our basebal team of all pro players were beaten by kangaroo land team..... pro was beaten by ama(actually most of them play in 3A ,2A, or in Japanese pro league though)

Nothing to say for today.... :X
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country john said 4656 days ago (August 26th, 2004)
fantastic !
i don't know what to say . . .
. . . brrrt ding ding . . .
. . . all your stuff is great !

keep on keeping on !

lye


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koolpaw said 4652 days ago (August 29th, 2004)
fantastic !
wow, ty.

and olympic is finished :( maybe time to change my style to " buid" music with garage band too?

So......
HOW MANY MEDALS UR COUNTRY GOT?
(tell the truth i dont care about numbers of medals, just enjoied watching unfamiliar sports on TV)
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thoddi said 4650 days ago (August 31st, 2004)
uhaaaa
Way cool:-)

I love those mac voices. Very creative to come up with this.

You got yourself a fan!
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the dennex donor said 4610 days ago (October 11th, 2004)
hey kp . . .
when are you gonna post a new song ?
we've been waiting for ages now !
look . . .
give your mate a call, tell him to pick you up some fags
from the shop when he's getting his booze . . .
. . . and get jamming !

20 dennex kingsize !
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koolpaw said 4571 days ago (November 18th, 2004)
hey kp . . .
agh

my cube is dead i cant make new joke songs now

but

I SHALL RETURN! :D

did i hear some booing? :o
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T$ said 4513 days ago (January 15th, 2005)
.
you are a strange man.
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daeh12345 said 4513 days ago (January 15th, 2005)
hey i used that one dude too
very cool! did you just type all that stuff in the "speak this
phrase" section in speech preferences?
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koolpaw said 4510 days ago (January 18th, 2005)
hey i used that one dude too
yeppo i used Speech of OSX, i like that software b4 it was in Extra folder of old OS8 install CD. it was called Text To speech at that time.

Most of old Japanese mac users must have played with it. Its so funny when u try to let mac speak in japanese
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reaganwhite said 4502 days ago (January 26th, 2005)
Hahahhahah! funny!
i like it. it's original and quirky (in a good way). not
something i'll want to listen to often, but thanks for
making it! :-)
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Drew Kopr said 4315 days ago (August 1st, 2005)
Your shit cracks me up
Each one of your tunes are wonderful. Please create more of this wonderful shiyat.
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8piscean8 said 4294 days ago (August 22nd, 2005)
Nice use of OSX speech
I never would have imagined the use of OSX speek in a GB
song. Ingenius!
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koolpaw said 4289 days ago (August 27th, 2005)
Nice use of OSX speech
OMG new ponts system to join the macjam community makes me surprise lol. I didnt have any idea that new users may add some comments on this silly tune,

Thak you for listning anyways, i just hope u didnt get sick to listning to this :p
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