Olympic Chant

conversation between drunk kangaroo(A) and koolpaw(B)

(A): are u watching Olympic games on TV?

(B): yeppo

(A): u saw our great swimmers gold medal?

(B): swimmer? isn`t he a big sea otther?

(A): sea otther?? how come???

(B): Imagine he is putting on fur coat , smiling with his baby face, and huge hands, feet..

(A): u r right. he msute be big sea otther. but still hes great.

(B): agree

(A): well.... oh my god! ur swimmer got 2 gold medals too!!

(B): yeppo, we have sent a good young frog. so how many gold medals u got?

(A): let me check.....WHAT!? u got more than us???

(B): sure

(A): ... hey how many population do ur country have?

(B): but u have about 500 million kangaroos and we dont have enough space for training

(A):u want to say its fair enough huh?

(B): no we need handicaps, we r small, putting on glasses

(A): and..?

(B): we have small...... cameras, flags. need to carry 3 or 4 bags

(A): understandable reason.... oh wait??

(B): USA is getting a lot of medals as usual...

(A): yeah they always want to be No.1.

(B): because they r ----beeep---- cut cut cut

(A): yeah they r --- beep beep---- cut cut cut

(B): but its ok for me. the athletes r all good.

(A): right

Olympism is a philosophy of life, exalting and combining in a balanced whole the qualities of body, will and mind. Blending sport with culture and education, Olympism seeks to create a way of life based on the joy found in effort, the educational value of good example and respect for universal fundamental ethical principles.