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SONG STATS:
Hits: 489
Comments: 13
Votes: 7
Plays: 82
Last Played: Sep 22, 2008 - 11:42:38 PM
Downloads: 37
Fans: 6
Uploaded: Jul 29, 2007 - 04:22:46 PM
Last Updated: Jan 28, 2008 - 07:41:04 AM



Keywords:
profanity (4)benefits (1)cheat (8)waster (2)musical (22)tommy steele (1)Oliver (2)Lionel Bart (1)tuba (12)banjo (28)ukelele (4)
Description:
It's an Amokopera song. With lyrics and melody by Graeme Hobbs and music by me.

So the waster is in the benefits office. He tries to claim a disabilty benefit. Unfortunately the benefits officer saw him running for a bus the previous day and refuses the application.

This is his response....... strong language ensues

Very much a WIP , any suggestions welcome.

Cheers

Dick

Hardware:
Soprano & tenor ukelele, 5 string banjo,

Software:
GB
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Exceptional/Grand Mastery &mdash 07/29/07 - 08:55:57 PM
Very entertaining, top notch production and song writing...totally takes you there so to speak while making you crack up laughing, unique,..original...etc...Thanks!

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wow! &mdash 07/30/07 - 02:23:55 AM
you're too kind Tom, but I'm big enough to take it ;-)

I'm very pleased you enjoyed it as I wasn't sure how something like this would be received.

Cheers

Dick

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I'm really a 25 year old guitar god but an evil witch trapped me in this podgy middle aged body.

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Up his &mdash 07/29/07 - 10:11:10 PM
diverse and funny as hell. And how did the cow get in here we'll never know.

A entertaining Night at the Opera

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The gate was open &mdash 07/30/07 - 02:26:49 AM
Thanks Vic, much appreciated

Cheers

Dick

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I'm really a 25 year old guitar god but an evil witch trapped me in this podgy middle aged body.

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Well Dick... &mdash 07/30/07 - 02:27:33 AM
I've read through the comments on your "Minstrel Boy" and can't find where anyone called it "ephemeral." I see it was called "ethereal" a couple of times (once by me). Oh well, no matter....

Very funny this! Way to stick it to the man!

Be well!

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Oops &mdash 07/30/07 - 06:10:05 AM
I'm quoting from another website and have to admit I've been unfaithful to macjams. I think it was referring to a sense of time passing and the transitory nature of life.

I would have used ethereal but it didn't alliterate with effluent :-)

I'm pleased you enjoyed it (I'll edit the description to save further confusion)

Cheers

Dick



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I'm really a 25 year old guitar god but an evil witch trapped me in this podgy middle aged body.

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Stick???? &mdash 07/30/07 - 12:30:14 PM
... obviously truncated to avoid offending the kiddies. Great track, i love the music-hall style of this, with the horns and banjo (sounds like one, anyone).

WIP Dick? Not sure what else there is to add to this ... great tune, the effects work well within the track, the mix is great .... it's a Christmas number one to my ears!!

Steve

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Running Amok &mdash 07/30/07 - 08:24:48 PM
I'm always in the mood for an Amok song! I'm still laughing at the Dick Van Dyke verse, what do you think of that?

Keep the banjo and tuba in any future versions. Played right those are very impertinent instruments.

Thanks
Bill

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You.. &mdash 08/03/07 - 03:19:50 PM
Cheeky Chappie you ! LOL, I love your music , your voice, the humour and your 'Vile' words LOL. I can't wait for this Opera to be finished, but I doubt if the BBC will allow these Lyrics... so it'll have to go on Chanel 4 instead, Cheers M

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Put a smile on my face &mdash 08/17/07 - 09:03:48 AM
Refreshingly candid! :)

Like it!

You have a fab voice for this kind of stuff. (And yes that is meant to be a compliment.)

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Very Entertaining &mdash 01/20/08 - 04:53:49 PM
Jolly Old England strikes again! This sounds like the old English music hall music with a dose of Monty Python.

Funny song and well done.

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Thanks &mdash 02/05/08 - 08:01:31 AM
for stopping by. I'm pleased you enjoyed it.

Cheers

Dick

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Stick &mdash 06/20/08 - 08:34:39 AM
You know I love your cockney accent. This is a naughty but nice kinda song. Its brilliant. Soo funny it cracked me up laughing.This does remind me of an an old music hall number defintely. I loved it all.
Thanks for the download. Mr Langford -Its always a nice surprise when I press that play button on your song page. hahaaaaa.
Peace Dee.

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