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The Brothers have already warned of the reliance of technology in their astute observations in Hillbilly Satellite Removal.
The boys have just had their first look at a GQ magazine and are shocked to find that they don't look like the varmints inside!
So now they expose you to the dangers of cosmetic enhancement and how it's no use playing with what you were dealt.
BE WARNED!!! Plastic eyes = lots of lies!
The boys have just had their first look at a GQ magazine and are shocked to find that they don't look like the varmints inside!
So now they expose you to the dangers of cosmetic enhancement and how it's no use playing with what you were dealt.
BE WARNED!!! Plastic eyes = lots of lies!
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Lyrics
A New Face In Town
I’m fed up with the bags in my eyes,
See how much they’ve grown in size
Pretty shockin’ - it’s a disgrace.
When you’re looking in my face, you can tell the human race
Age is a thing that never, ever lies…
I need a new face in town…
Saw this fella on a teevee station
Said he came from United Nations
Tried to fix my head with all his talk.
Went outside just for a walk, never knew how much I’d shock
With the worst face in God’s holy creation…
Cats would run and dogs would bark
As if they’d all just seen a shark
All because of me and my ‘boat race’
Then I thought, ‘I need a new face’ and things just started picking up pace; I didn’t need to hide out in the dark…
So a plastics guy done fixed my eyes
And very soon to my surprise
The ladies started chasin’ after me.
I was proud as proud as proud can be,
Until I found out I was all at sea
When I had to cover up with all the lies.
So take it from me, a man in the know
That pretty sure wherever you go
Your face is what you give and what you get.
Don’t get all moody about it yet, and never try to, ever, ever fret,
‘cos a brand new face just ain’t the way to go.
An’ don’t go sayin’ you need a change of pace
N’ be at peace and honest, that’s your ace
Be a man and face your future
Don’t live a lie, ‘cos it doesn’t suit ya,
With your handsome, happy, lived in kinda face.
I’m fed up with the bags in my eyes,
See how much they’ve grown in size
Pretty shockin’ - it’s a disgrace.
When you’re looking in my face, you can tell the human race
Age is a thing that never, ever lies…
I need a new face in town…
Saw this fella on a teevee station
Said he came from United Nations
Tried to fix my head with all his talk.
Went outside just for a walk, never knew how much I’d shock
With the worst face in God’s holy creation…
Cats would run and dogs would bark
As if they’d all just seen a shark
All because of me and my ‘boat race’
Then I thought, ‘I need a new face’ and things just started picking up pace; I didn’t need to hide out in the dark…
So a plastics guy done fixed my eyes
And very soon to my surprise
The ladies started chasin’ after me.
I was proud as proud as proud can be,
Until I found out I was all at sea
When I had to cover up with all the lies.
So take it from me, a man in the know
That pretty sure wherever you go
Your face is what you give and what you get.
Don’t get all moody about it yet, and never try to, ever, ever fret,
‘cos a brand new face just ain’t the way to go.
An’ don’t go sayin’ you need a change of pace
N’ be at peace and honest, that’s your ace
Be a man and face your future
Don’t live a lie, ‘cos it doesn’t suit ya,
With your handsome, happy, lived in kinda face.
Feter
Rock on Guys !!