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filthy fifteen (by The Monggz) [Explicit] by cjdaley [Email]
Genre: Rock

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Comments: 22
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Plays: 48
Last Played: Aug 31, 2008 - 07:48:48 PM
Downloads: 33
Fans: 5
Uploaded: Aug 07, 2007 - 07:24:12 AM
Last Updated: Aug 07, 2007 - 07:24:12 AM
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Keywords:
love (983), profanity (4)
Description:
another love song. It's inspired by an old "profanity" forum post by Dharma logos about the "filthy fifteen" list of explict songs. Filthy fifteen was too good a song title to let it go, but the fun of it was to do it without using foul language.

Lyrics:
FILTHY FIFTEEN

It turns you on I talk dirty
And when you asked me I swore
But I find that you’re too pretty
And I’m not calling you a BORE

Only in fishnets and hat
You are waiting for an insult
But I’m not going to call you that
When I think you’re anything but…

Coz when now will be then
And you’ll think of what we have been
I wanna be in the top ten
And not in the filthy fifteen

I think we may have a problem
An agreement we cannot reach
But I’m no puritan and this is no Salem
And I’m not calling you a WITCH !!!

Coz when the days arrive
And you’ll think of what we have been
I wanna be in the top five
And not in the filthy fifteen

Coz when the days will come
And you’ll think of what we have been
I wanna be the only one
And not in the filthy fifteen
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Guitar Hero &mdash 08/07/07 - 08:02:29 AM
CJ - The guitars are fabulous! Perfect! In fact, I'll go as far as to say, you're becoming the new Vic Holman!

I really love the fact that you took challenge of using the explicit topic without the naughty words. You're such a clever guy. You seem to avoid the easy path when songwriting. I applaud your efforts.

(So my question is, what is BK Sound doing with all his spare time?)



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Monkey vs guitar &mdash 08/07/07 - 08:16:07 AM
The solo is a lot of beginner's luck,I guess, like a monkey managing to type a poem.

For the noisy bit at the end I drew my inspiration from a band called "Comets on Fire" whose first album is so crazy it's actually nauseating (they put echoplex everywhere till you lose all your bearings, it's amazing).

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Oh and Brentford K Sound... &mdash 08/07/07 - 08:18:47 AM
has simply no spare time I know of. There are two new Hamlet machine songs recorded, and I'm working on a third, but it's all going very slowly.

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Brentford K Sound &mdash 08/07/07 - 08:57:45 AM
I was implying that your guitar skills were pushing BK out of a job! You've given him plenty of extra time with your recent Monggz cd which I proudly own, play and replay.

You're actually the guitarist I need for my songs.

Sorry BK.



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Dirty minds &mdash 08/07/07 - 08:05:05 AM
JC, no word of a lie, i was thinking this morning that you hadn't posted in a while - and here you are! This is a great little number, thrashy chords and really funny lyrics! The production is really nice and grungy, and the energy burst outta the speakers!

Great to have you back

Steve

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I am &mdash 08/07/07 - 08:23:16 AM
tryin to use the echoroom strategy of rare but mythical posts.

As to the lyrics it's maybe the first Monggz song I post that's not explicit .

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Arse knob wank &mdash 08/07/07 - 11:44:20 AM
... there, it's explicit now ...

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naughty boy &mdash 08/07/07 - 12:25:28 PM
you're lucky i had put the explicit tag, just out of habit

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Ooh this is good! &mdash 08/07/07 - 07:42:02 PM
I came here figuring this is the kind of place I'd expect to find bob, well not only did I find bob and steve here but I see this place is really happening tonight, you got the audience shaking the floor jumping and dancing with beers in their hands! rock on!

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You entered &mdash 08/08/07 - 08:52:58 AM
one of Macjams's seediest, sleaziest places. Welcome!

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Yeah &mdash 08/08/07 - 12:24:48 PM
MAn that section were the guitar lead comes in was almost like a scream,MAn one of your best I love the caos in the sound.. still when you strip it down the rock and roll shines... Enjoyed this excellent!

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chaotic &mdash 08/15/07 - 03:03:30 AM
Don't know what part of chaotic is voluntary, but does it relly matter ? i'm glad you enjoyed this.

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monkey vs guitar &mdash 08/08/07 - 11:12:55 PM
you're killing me. i love that synth part behind the solo, awesome production on this one.

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"excellent production" &mdash 08/09/07 - 06:16:01 AM
Not really on purpose. It just came out loud. That happens sometimes. But I'm glad it did.

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YOUR IN MY TOP TEN! &mdash 08/09/07 - 06:32:36 AM
YOU ROCK your songs always make me smile I like your style!

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I'd rather &mdash 08/15/07 - 02:59:12 AM
be in tour top ten than in your filthy fifteen!. Thanks for stopping by.

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I like it. &mdash 08/14/07 - 02:18:14 PM
You clever guy...the sound is great.

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it's been a long time. &mdash 08/15/07 - 03:00:36 AM
Thank you for listening.

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Whilst Searching For Love And Profanity.... &mdash 08/16/07 - 08:51:29 PM
I found you!


You're smart and you rock hard.



Downloaded twice to increase the odds of it popping up on a shuffle!


Hank Skank (MacMonggz fan)

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If I judge &mdash 08/17/07 - 09:34:33 AM
by the numbers, you had more chance to find love than enduring profanity. This place is so different from the real world.

donwnload one, get one free (the same one, though).

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cool &mdash 09/16/07 - 09:08:52 AM
the buzzcocks live again! Nice fuzz solo. You write nice simple but rocking songs. The drum sounds a bit out towards the end. Is it a sample? Have you tried iDrum programming? It's very absorbing and would give your beats an individual feel. Excellent. And what a massive back catalogue. I will check it out...

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it's an apple loop &mdash 09/19/07 - 02:12:15 AM
I guess. I have now Idrum, but more likely to use it for electronic music.

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