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filthy fifteen (by The Monggz)

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by

cjdaley

 Genre: Rock

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another love song. It's inspired by an old "profanity" forum post by Dharma logos about the "filthy fifteen" list of explict songs. Filthy fifteen was too good a song title to let it go, but the fun of it was to do it without using foul language.
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Lyrics
FILTHY FIFTEEN

It turns you on I talk dirty
And when you asked me I swore
But I find that you’re too pretty
And I’m not calling you a BORE

Only in fishnets and hat
You are waiting for an insult
But I’m not going to call you that
When I think you’re anything but…

Coz when now will be then
And you’ll think of what we have been
I wanna be in the top ten
And not in the filthy fifteen

I think we may have a problem
An agreement we cannot reach
But I’m no puritan and this is no Salem
And I’m not calling you a WITCH !!!

Coz when the days arrive
And you’ll think of what we have been
I wanna be in the top five
And not in the filthy fifteen

Coz when the days will come
And you’ll think of what we have been
I wanna be the only one
And not in the filthy fifteen
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Hits: 892
Comments: 22
Fans: 5
Plays: 49
Downloads: 50
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Uploaded: Aug 07, 2007 - 07:24:12 AM
Last Updated: Aug 07, 2007 - 07:24:12 AM Last Played: Aug 27, 2009 - 03:51:48 AM
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Comments
five_extra_arms said 841 days ago (August 7th, 2007)
Guitar Hero
CJ - The guitars are fabulous! Perfect! In fact, I'll go as far as to say, you're becoming the new Vic Holman!

I really love the fact that you took challenge of using the explicit topic without the naughty words. You're such a clever guy. You seem to avoid the easy path when songwriting. I applaud your efforts.

(So my question is, what is BK Sound doing with all his spare time?)


Check out my latest song called Michael Pool
cjdaley said 841 days ago (August 7th, 2007)
Monkey vs guitar
The solo is a lot of beginner's luck,I guess, like a monkey managing to type a poem.

For the noisy bit at the end I drew my inspiration from a band called "Comets on Fire" whose first album is so crazy it's actually nauseating (they put echoplex everywhere till you lose all your bearings, it's amazing).

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No redeeming qualities
cjdaley said 841 days ago (August 7th, 2007)
Oh and Brentford K Sound...
has simply no spare time I know of. There are two new Hamlet machine songs recorded, and I'm working on a third, but it's all going very slowly.

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five_extra_arms said 841 days ago (August 7th, 2007)
Brentford K Sound
I was implying that your guitar skills were pushing BK out of a job! You've given him plenty of extra time with your recent Monggz cd which I proudly own, play and replay.

You're actually the guitarist I need for my songs.

Sorry BK.



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she'll love five extra arms.
Check out my latest song called Michael Pool
echoroom said 841 days ago (August 7th, 2007)
Dirty minds
JC, no word of a lie, i was thinking this morning that you hadn't posted in a while - and here you are! This is a great little number, thrashy chords and really funny lyrics! The production is really nice and grungy, and the energy burst outta the speakers!

Great to have you back

Steve
Check out my latest song called Deeper (w/t Racerat)
cjdaley said 841 days ago (August 7th, 2007)
I am
tryin to use the echoroom strategy of rare but mythical posts.

As to the lyrics it's maybe the first Monggz song I post that's not explicit .

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echoroom said 841 days ago (August 7th, 2007)
Arse knob wank
... there, it's explicit now ...
Check out my latest song called Deeper (w/t Racerat)
cjdaley said 841 days ago (August 7th, 2007)
naughty boy
you're lucky i had put the explicit tag, just out of habit

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said 841 days ago (August 7th, 2007)
Ooh this is good!
I came here figuring this is the kind of place I'd expect to find bob, well not only did I find bob and steve here but I see this place is really happening tonight, you got the audience shaking the floor jumping and dancing with beers in their hands! rock on!
cjdaley said 840 days ago (August 8th, 2007)
You entered
one of Macjams's seediest, sleaziest places. Welcome!

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said 840 days ago (August 8th, 2007)
Yeah
MAn that section were the guitar lead comes in was almost like a scream,MAn one of your best I love the caos in the sound.. still when you strip it down the rock and roll shines... Enjoyed this excellent!
cjdaley said 833 days ago (August 15th, 2007)
chaotic
Don't know what part of chaotic is voluntary, but does it relly matter ? i'm glad you enjoyed this.

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michael2 said 839 days ago (August 8th, 2007)
monkey vs guitar
you're killing me. i love that synth part behind the solo, awesome production on this one.
Check out my latest song called Behind Enemy Lines (w/Bud and Particle Dots)
cjdaley said 839 days ago (August 9th, 2007)
"excellent production"
Not really on purpose. It just came out loud. That happens sometimes. But I'm glad it did.

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***itiswotitis*** said 839 days ago (August 9th, 2007)
YOUR IN MY TOP TEN!
YOU ROCK your songs always make me smile I like your style!
Check out my latest song called WALKING BASS IN THE CLOUDS
cjdaley said 833 days ago (August 15th, 2007)
I'd rather
be in tour top ten than in your filthy fifteen!. Thanks for stopping by.

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Estella said 834 days ago (August 14th, 2007)
I like it.
You clever guy...the sound is great.
Check out my latest song called Este Momento
cjdaley said 833 days ago (August 15th, 2007)
it's been a long time.
Thank you for listening.

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TheSkankBrothers said 832 days ago (August 16th, 2007)
Whilst Searching For Love And Profanity....
I found you!


You're smart and you rock hard.



Downloaded twice to increase the odds of it popping up on a shuffle!


Hank Skank (MacMonggz fan)
Check out my latest song called Skankland The Brave!
cjdaley said 831 days ago (August 17th, 2007)
If I judge
by the numbers, you had more chance to find love than enduring profanity. This place is so different from the real world.

donwnload one, get one free (the same one, though).

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smokey bacon jnr said 801 days ago (September 16th, 2007)
cool
the buzzcocks live again! Nice fuzz solo. You write nice simple but rocking songs. The drum sounds a bit out towards the end. Is it a sample? Have you tried iDrum programming? It's very absorbing and would give your beats an individual feel. Excellent. And what a massive back catalogue. I will check it out...
Check out my latest song called Hum
cjdaley said 798 days ago (September 19th, 2007)
it's an apple loop
I guess. I have now Idrum, but more likely to use it for electronic music.

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