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Willie & Hank have this half Floridian, half Scottish gal they like...

Needs no explanation.

And introducing a 3rd Skank Brother - Duggie Skank - LIVE on bagpipes!
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Lyrics
THERE'S A TART IN TALLAHASSEE - SHE'S A SMART AND SASSY LASSIE.
YES A TALLAHASSEE TARTAN HAS MY HEART A STOP AND STARTIN'
WHEN I SEE HER MICRO MINI AND HER LEGS SO LONG AND SKINNY,
BET SHE KNOWS SHE DRIVES ME MAD, WHEN SHE WEARS HER TARTAN PLAID

(X 2)

WHEN I SEE HER MICRO MINI AND HER LEGS SO LONG AND SKINNY
BET SHE KNOWS SHE DRIVES ME MAD, WHEN SHE WEARS HER TARTAN PLAID!

(X 2)

I love a lassie, a bonnie, bonnie lassie, She's as sweet as the heather in the hills.

She's as sweet as the heather, the bonnie, bonnie heather....
Song Stats
Hits: 4343
Comments: 34
Fans: 17
Plays: 198
Downloads: 140

Uploaded: Aug 14, 2007 - 04:09:17 PM
Last Updated: Jul 31, 2008 - 01:29:44 PM Last Played: Sep 04, 2017 - 11:14:40 AM
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Hardware:
Big Duggie Skank's bagpipes
Software:
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Comments
cjdaley said 3778 days ago (August 15th, 2007)
Hot scot shots
This is WACKY. The Skank brother' concept of plundering and hybriding (bagpipe banjo harmonica, damn!) of all folk traditions to turn them into frenzied pop is really working. The Tartan/startin' rhyme is genius, IMHO.
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echoroom said 3778 days ago (August 15th, 2007)
What a couple of celts!
I reckon this could be the biggest Scottish hit since The Proclaimers, or andy Stewarts new years hogmannay!

There's something very sensual about the micro mini line .....

a folk pop hit!

Steve
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five_extra_arms said 3777 days ago (August 15th, 2007)
Not Afraid Of Haggis Anymore!
You guys are just brilliant!

Man, I wish I thought of something as cool as this.

Big Duggie knows how to honk!

I agree with what the 2 authorities above me said - you are a bunch of sheep shaggers!

Faved and downloaded!


Baaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh-b



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The Infinites said 3777 days ago (August 15th, 2007)
Is this what happens...
...when you smoke too much heather, guys?!

Mental. Just plain mental.

Big Duggie Skank is a legend in his own claymore.

I like the black boots & micro kilt ensemble - is that Lulu?

Jim
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jiguma said 3777 days ago (August 16th, 2007)
Bloody brilliant!
Absolutely amazing concept guys, beautifully executed.

Couldn't stop smiling the whole way through.

I hear it taking off after the shouted verse into a wildly electric hoedown (in kilts of course).

You are a very disturbed bunch of sporran-wearers!

Thanks, brilliant!
Neil
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bjack said 3777 days ago (August 16th, 2007)
I never thought...
I'd be a fan of anything called Skank. Good work, guys.
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TheSkankBrothers said 3777 days ago (August 16th, 2007)
Skanks!
With almost a half a dozen fans to our credit, we are honored to be here and happy to be heard.

Skanks for your support!
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apb said 3776 days ago (August 16th, 2007)
Which?

..half does Willie and Hank like? ;o) ..

there's a moos loose aboot this hoos ... yee haw!

I really like the guitar?/distorted banjo? actually .. and all the vocals .. quirky beats .. nice use of the
harmonica .. and the bass is suitably rumbly.

A tart in tartan, a tartan tart .. tartar sauce?

Catchy and fun .. a good song like this comes around every 50 years or so, like Brigadoon ;o)
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five_extra_arms said 3776 days ago (August 16th, 2007)
See Ya In 50 Years
If a good song like this comes around every 50 years or so, I guess we can all go home now!

Yer bum's oot the windy!


---
she'll love five extra arms.
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apb said 3776 days ago (August 16th, 2007)
..
"windae" .. yer arse 'n parsley! ;o)
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five_extra_arms said 3776 days ago (August 16th, 2007)
Windae
I knew that!


I guess I thought it'd be less offensive if I said "window"



lol!




---
she'll love five extra arms.
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lengold said 3776 days ago (August 16th, 2007)
This is
so wonderful it deserves a great big Glasgae Kiss to you all, stitch that Jimmy.
Cheers
Len


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The Infinites said 3776 days ago (August 16th, 2007)
Not to mention the immortal...
...it's a braw, bricht, moon licht nicht!

Pronounce the 'ch' as if you have a small piece of peanut (or even a pistachio skin) stuck in your throat and you are trying to dislodge it.

DO NOT SAY 'CH" AS IN CHAIR !!!!

Jim
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said 3776 days ago (August 16th, 2007)
Love the intro...
This music is for Lsd dropping hillbillies, its like a a big wave of sound, the intro is the harbinger of the great wave thats about to splash into your ears, really nice fellers!
TheSkankBrothers said 3776 days ago (August 16th, 2007)
Authentic Messin' About
Tommy MacWounded,

We're really sorry the 45 minutes notice we gave you of our trip to NYC in April didn't work out so that we could meet.

We're fond of hillbillies, no matter which clan yer from.

Thanks for the comments, mate.


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said 3776 days ago (August 16th, 2007)
Dang
Who dont like a half floridian scottish girl! love the pic!!! very different but realy good man this is tearin it apart like the singing I want to join in and be the guy in the back ground playin the washboard excellent!!!!
TheSkankBrothers said 3776 days ago (August 17th, 2007)
Florida Based Skank
Hey ego - if you joined up with your washboard, it would balance out the rather Scottish favored team. 2 Tampa boys and 2 Motherwellians could turn this sound upside down (even more)

You and I live 30 minutes from each other. When are we gonna jam?

Hank
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ledebutant said 3776 days ago (August 16th, 2007)
Hey!
My best friend has that outfit and it goes nicely with her pink mohawk.

Killer song, really the concept is great and very radio-friendly if I may utter the R word. Nice work, Skanks.

TheSkankBrothers said 3776 days ago (August 17th, 2007)
Pretty In Pink
Chicks with radio friendly mohawks!

Skanks for listening.

We love it when people listen.

Hank
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alfalpha said 3776 days ago (August 17th, 2007)
Stuffed Sheep Stomachs!

Wonderful stuff!

Cheers Fellers!

This is truly worth a pint (or two-or three, or four...or..erm...'slur'....'slur'.....!) "Where's the bloody Scotch?!"

Great stuff!

Cheers,
Alf!
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TheSkankBrothers said 3776 days ago (August 17th, 2007)
Stuffed Sheep Stomachs
Skanks, alfalpha. Now you've made us good an hungry.


"Where's the bloody Scotch?" you ask? It was in one of those pint glasses as I recall.

Cheers!




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Diviner said 3776 days ago (August 17th, 2007)
This is funny, love it
Weird bagpipe tune, great lyrics and music. Well put together and love the fact that its so funny. Nice one and thanks for the laugh.
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bud said 3775 days ago (August 17th, 2007)
This tune's got me all hot and bothered
Having been an Irish Catholic school boy - you guys really touched a raw nerve with this one. Great work boys.
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The Infinites said 3775 days ago (August 17th, 2007)
Well, Bud.
Say 3 Hail Mary's and an Our Father and the thought of that skirt will be forgiven.....


Jim
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bonnieprincejohnny said 3775 days ago (August 17th, 2007)
This sucks - yet is extraordinarily brilliant!
Well done.
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TheSkankBrothers said 3774 days ago (August 19th, 2007)
This sucks - yet is extraordinarily brilliant!
You think we don't know that?


I mean, Thanks BonnieJohnnie.


Hank


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ceilidh said 3775 days ago (August 18th, 2007)
great song!
simply ADORE the bagpipes! more of them please!!! great lyrics and really FUN song :)
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TheSkankBrothers said 3774 days ago (August 19th, 2007)
Big Duggies Bagpipes
It was a happy day when Big Duggie offered to get involved in this song. It was one of our favorites, but something was missing. Enter Duggie.

Skanks for the kind words.
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Moviz said 3774 days ago (August 18th, 2007)
certainly gets
your toe tapping this song. I can just imagine you flinging away to this. Would be a Good New Year dance song this one, to get em all going, M
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TheSkankBrothers said 3772 days ago (August 21st, 2007)
Fan Picks
17 at the last count - well done guys - not too shabby for newcomers!

Keep up the good work....

Jim
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***itiswotitis*** said 3768 days ago (August 25th, 2007)
this is just wild
|I love it its got it ALL a dfriving beat... a nice touch of tartan...lots of energy and a great sense of humour!
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said 3697 days ago (November 4th, 2007)
:)
This is so brilliant! Made my day again!
five_extra_arms said 3364 days ago (October 2nd, 2008)
Bagpipes!!
I forgot about this song until it showed up in my shuffle, so I had to return to it and try to figure out what you were thinking when you posted it!

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The Infinites said 2630 days ago (October 6th, 2010)
Were They On Drugs...

...I hope so!

How else is it explained?
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