Maybe you need to rewrite the lyrics:

This is the third shortest song in the world, Now it's the
fourth shortest song in the world, Now it's the fifth
shortest song in the world

. . . till eventually you can start singing

"this is the longest song in the world. . . "




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You must like sonic youth--and rightfully so...once again, a nice number...As far as the religious monker, well, this is this most original religious song, and the production is fabulous and forward thinking as these things go, and the content--well, it speaks for itself--overall--a 10! I don't even know you, but we would be great pals I'm, sure!

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No offense pal, but this is not a viable artistic effort.

A 4 year old could write and perform this 'song'.

Remember: if ANYONE can create the thing that you've
written, it is NOT ART.

As far as handovergold's comments are concerned:

I think I'm gonna record myself tuning my guitar and
submit it. I'm sure you'll extoll the recording's artistic
merits.

Have I entered some sort of surreal alter universe?

A nice number?
Fabulous production?

MacJams for the insane





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You have no appreciation for true art-art shouldn't be someone
accomplishing something-art should be an expression of something you
wouldn't normally experience or an idea to change ones perception of
something. True, a four year old could
have done that song. But did the four year old do it? No. I did. People like it.
And i think i'm going to use that idea for recording tuning my guitar, because
i think it would sound interesting. Millions of people have recorded songs to
try to sound like someone else. I don't. And if you don't like it, then oh well.
it's
only 19 seconds of your life.

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WHA-WHA-WHA-WHAT UP?

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You are a young musician, correct?

Instead of liberal thinking people praising ANYTHING that is submitted, do
you think that maybe direct and truthful analysis could conceivably inspire
you to push yourself in hopes of realizing a greater artistic expression?

I hope you write fantastic music in your future.

The stuff you are submitting now is crap.

Best of luck to you, kiddo

I hope you write fantastic music in your future.

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i agree with you. in art history class they've said things about minimalism etc,
like duchamp's stuff.. anyone could have done it, right? but duchamp was the
one to think about it. you thought about it first and while i don't think this
"song" has a great deal of musically artistic merit, i did give it a 6 for
orginality - being something i've never heard before. i think if it was done
really well it could sound pretty cool.

you know what? i've heard some worse stuff on here. in fact i've heard worse
stuff that is aligned slightly more toward music than this that has made me
want to frickin cut off my ears and kill myself. i'm not going to say what it
was but in terms of tolerability, if that's even a word... yeah, this is pretty
tolerable.. not that i'd listen to it repeatedly but i did listen twice... didn't hurt
my head...

now show us some guitar tuning sounds!

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a permanent smile with your well worn frown

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NO offense but i think you should have named it: This is the boringest song
in the world. Because this song is Monotonous which means dull. i could do
way better than that!


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...is the shortest comment on MacJams.

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