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Santa's Dead by Davis Gloff [Email]

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Uploaded: Sep 30, 2007 - 07:19:05 PM
Last Updated: Sep 30, 2007 - 07:19:05 PM
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Christmas (153), Humor (28), humour (14), funny (64),  ()
Description:
Another view of Christmas. Not Dirty, but adult, inasmuch as it's not for children.

Lyrics:
Everybody dies. This is what we learn,
But did you know this year, It was Santa's turn?
Kids made him ignore that he needed rest,
His aorta burst. You can guess the rest.

So kids, you should know you killed Santa.
He won't be in your neighborhood.
I don't know where he'll be this Christmas eve,
But you can bet that he won't smell too good.

Selfish little girls, greedy little boys
you took Santa's life for your bloody toys
Remember when you see newly fallen snow
If you don't back off, Rudolph's next to go

So kids, you should know you killed Santa
So don't be such greedy slobs
If you want lots of toys and all that good stuff
take a hint, and go get a job.

Hardware:
my computer

Software:
the arrangement was done in Finale. I sang it live, and eidted it a bit in an old copy of Sound forge. Content matters more to me than production values.
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cheesy and cool &mdash 09/30/07 - 08:10:39 PM
glad i can dig old peoples music, just kidding, btw what else does santa spell, haha satan lmfao anyways dunno y i said that hahaha but i can see why my dad was so psycho now espesh at christmas when he pretended to be santa.. he must really have been santa in disguise i mean satan lolol i mean oh shutup geoff, WELL DONE MATE, LOVE UR SONG HEHEHEHEHE...WELL DONE!!

FUKEN AWESOME

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I dont believe &mdash 09/30/07 - 08:16:11 PM
in santa or satan.. ok I do believe in satan well it was only a matter of time untill the myth would become joke and then joke becomes satire then saatire becomes reality then all is happy in the world untill the ice caps melt I hope santa has a life raft. just kiddin realy good song enjoyed! Oh yeah just switch the n to the end and what do you get?

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hey can i do this? :) &mdash 09/30/07 - 08:22:57 PM
well if i can't i will anyway, i wanna just say your comment had me in stitches lol and thats all i wanted to say

ciao ;)

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