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Molotov Spongecake


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Rebsie

 Genre: Alternative Rock

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Now that the slimy British government looks to have got away with the latest cash-for-peerages scandal, despite wasting nearly a million quid's worth of police time, I thought it was time to honour in song the protagonist of a previous honours scandal.

This song is about Victor Grayson, a socialist MP turned washed-up alcoholic who tried to expose the illicit gong-trade in David Lloyd George's government in 1920, and threatened to name and shame the agent responsible for it. He was spied on, beaten up, and then went missing, presumed murdered.

On 28th September 1920 Grayson was in London having a drink with friends when he had a phone call asking him to go to a hotel in Leicester Square. He was later seen being taken into a house by the River Thames, where he vanished without trace. Unfortunately several months went by before anyone noticed he was missing, and by that time the trail had gone cold.

Twelve years later Arthur Maundy Gregory, a political blackmailer and the owner of the house Grayson disappeared into, was convicted of selling knighthoods and sentenced to two months.

Nobody knows what happened to Victor Grayson, least of all me. So for the most part this is an imagined view of the last few moments of his life.


Rebsie: vocals, electric guitars, piano

© 2007 Rebsie Fairholm
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Lyrics
(If you want the sergeant-major
We know where he is
He's lying on the canteen floor
We saw him, we saw him
Lying on the canteen floor)

See now how a city street condemns
As the drizzle thickens on the Thames
You're counting the railings like missed chances
While the public don't give second glances
Through the haze of the wine you know where you should be
And a monocled dandy wants you round for tea

Power is what luxury affords
Ten thousand gets you in the House of Lords
Or plied with cake and a dose of tea-time violence
Served with a slice of permanent silence
Please don't take it personal my dear
It's how they deal with rebels here

The night slips down the drainpipe with the rain
And shadows brush the floorboards once again
Wheel the bedstead back over the carpet
And nothing ended here and nothing started
Song Stats
Hits: 1893
Comments: 67
Fans: 25
Plays: 273
Downloads: 100
Votes: 11
Uploaded: Oct 15, 2007 - 08:28:42 AM
Last Updated: Oct 15, 2007 - 08:28:42 AM Last Played: Aug 14, 2009 - 10:45:53 AM
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Rode NT1-A mic, M-Audio midi keyboard, Aria YS-300 guitar, Fender Aerodyne Strat
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Comments
said 769 days ago (October 15th, 2007)
Whooooooahhhhhh!
Rebsie Girl!!! This rocks... I love the piano and the whole theme. I love the creative angle you took to get this one out... Oh man soo good! One or two smallish critiques... the guitar playing I dlove to hear a bit more fuzz or crunch or osmething on after the song gets through the first verse.. maybe the drums could us e a tweak, though I dont know what it actually needs... but you have this beautiful low fi thing going on that you should take care not to muss up!!

I just love this!! Really really love it!!

and man the piano is friggin sweet sweet sweet in this.. really frames the whole "up to no good" ambience very very well...and of course your vox are always spot on.. lyrically one of my faves!

Congrats on an awesome piece!!
Rebsie said 769 days ago (October 15th, 2007)
Low fi is my middle name
Aww, thanks Jason! That was quick, I think you got to the songpage before I did. I'm really grateful for your enthusiasm, and the encouragement you've given me through a long period of songwriting block.

I haven't the foggiest idea how to do drums. I usually bottle it and leave them out of my songs altogether, but this one needed something to oil its rhythmic wheels, so it had to have whatever I could slap together.
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said 769 days ago (October 15th, 2007)
Master Gem !
Mrs. Rebsie, this is great by all the means. The vocal as always wonderful to listen (charming). The music here is very very very fine, lovely piano and the guitar here sounds amazing. Loved the song and will add it to my next MJ CD .. Thanks for sharing
Rebsie said 769 days ago (October 15th, 2007)

Thanks Yeman. I'm very pleased you like the guitar ... it's a big compliment from you because you play so well yourself.
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gwhoose said 769 days ago (October 15th, 2007)
so this is England?
still a bit of a sticky wicket, what?
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Rebsie said 769 days ago (October 15th, 2007)
glued wicket
We've had corrupt governments here since the dawn of time, but I guess some have been worse than others.
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guitapick said 769 days ago (October 15th, 2007)
Politics sucks...
...but I DO like to listen to you play and sing about it...

...shame that speaking the truth can earn us so much trouble...
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Rebsie said 769 days ago (October 15th, 2007)

Playing and singing about it is really the only way to deal with it.

Cheers Bob!
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Peter Bauckham said 769 days ago (October 15th, 2007)
The subject
matter was of immediate interest here. Wonderful writing Rebsie. Nice to hear this 'electric' approach to your songs - love your guitar sound and the keyboards really work well. I like the simple rhythm you've used as it keeps the pace but without drawing attention to itself - the guitar is really rhythmic too. Nice, intimate vocals. An excellent song. Thanks for sharing.

Peter
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Rebsie said 768 days ago (October 15th, 2007)

Thanks Peter! Yes I was trying to keep the drums as unobtrusive as possible, in the hope that they would do their job without anyone really noticing them. :)

The main guitar sound is the New Nashville preset in GarageBand, which seemed to work a treat with my old Aria guitar.
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ktb said 769 days ago (October 15th, 2007)
cool everything
Not being familiar with this particular piece of history you piqued my curiosity. Looks like Victor despite his shortcomings tried to stay true to his beliefs and outrage as to the sale of Knighthoods.

Your line "counting the railings like missed chances" conjurs up all sorts of imagery and meaning. I like it all. Nicely done.

We could use a few Victors this side of the pond now a days.
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Rebsie said 768 days ago (October 15th, 2007)

It's not a very well known piece of history, which is one reason it appealed to me in the first place.

I think Victor must have been a good bloke. He fought (and was badly wounded) in the First World War and it made him really angry to see knighthoods being handed out to war profiteers while ex-soldiers were starving in the streets.

A politician with a genuine social conscience? I think they're an extinct species.
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Rebsie said 768 days ago (October 16th, 2007)
PS
The line about "counting the railings" dropped into my consciousness fully formed, and it was only afterwards that I saw it had multiple levels of significance. I like it when that happens.
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stevel said 769 days ago (October 15th, 2007)
Good stuff!
Very nice track Rebsie... cool to hear you riffing on electric guitar like a folkier PJ Harvey (actually her new album is fairly folky)
Its good to hear you putting your new strat to good use!
Cheers
Steve
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Rebsie said 768 days ago (October 15th, 2007)

Thanks Steve. I'm really enjoying the electrics, it's like being 14 again. Most of the guitar work was done on my old Aria but the new Strat puts in a brief guest appearance doing the jangly psychedelic bits.

I'm still finding my way round the Strat but at the moment I'm completely in love with the bridge pickup.
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michael2 said 769 days ago (October 15th, 2007)
nice
one Rebsie, it's great to hear you rocking out. this is a great song, don't know Brit politics, but i'm sure they're just as crazy as here.love the piano and the harmonies are great too.
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Rebsie said 768 days ago (October 15th, 2007)

Well to be honest your head chimp is probably madder than all ours put together, but we're stuck with them anyway. Thanks for listening Michael!
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Dj French Toast said 767 days ago (October 16th, 2007)
lets also
not forget he bought himself into office ; )
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lengold said 769 days ago (October 15th, 2007)
I was really
surprised that you are the only person with the keywords 'dodgy blighters with monocles' I thought that there would be loads of them.
Some really lovely lyrics (The night slips down the drainpipe...) and a topical subject even if it is old.
Lovely vocals as always and very well played.
Cheers
Len


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Rebsie said 768 days ago (October 15th, 2007)

Well, the lack of dodgy monocled blighters is only because Brits are in a minority on this site ... though obviously there's a few of us here, hence the 6 references to tea.

I'm really delighted that you and others have said nice things about the lyrics. Lyric writing is usually slow and agonising for me and I never know whether they're any good or not.
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Doug Somers said 769 days ago (October 15th, 2007)
Rebsie, this is an endearing song,
despite the sadly universal theme of corruption and the burying of truth. The melody works very well, so much so it has the feel of being well known (despite the fact that it is fresh!) and the piano/ guitar/ percussion backing flow along with just the right amount of involvement to support the vocal theme. Lovely vocals, particularly with the nice touches of the harmonies achieved with the overdubbing. A real pleasure to hear!

Thanks so much, and keep well!
Doug
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Rebsie said 768 days ago (October 15th, 2007)

Thank you Doug, I appreciate your nice comments. I did worry that the piano line seemed a bit 'obvious' when I played it and that I might have inadvertantly stolen it from something, but I think that's a pretty normal songwriting anxiety. I improvise all my melodies so I've no idea where they come from. :)
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ledebutant said 768 days ago (October 15th, 2007)
A Modern Classic for the Ages
Will you marry me?
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Rebsie said 768 days ago (October 15th, 2007)

Yes, why not. I'll just go and ask my husband if he minds.
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ledebutant said 768 days ago (October 15th, 2007)
Completely Legal
It should be alright, since you don't have a wife yet. Also, please try to get a box of his mother's bakewell tarts before we go on our honeymoon.

I hope it was apparent by my comment that I've just run out of superlatives and have to surrender to my love for you and what you do. This is just a wonderful song in every way, but especially lyrically.
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paddler said 766 days ago (October 17th, 2007)
* sighs *
Right thats it..I'm off to join the french foriegn legion
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Epileptic Gibbon said 765 days ago (October 18th, 2007)
Look...
... you can take Rebsie, but I get custody of the Bakewell tarts... mmmmmm, custody!
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ledebutant said 762 days ago (October 21st, 2007)
Hmm...
Sir, I believe you mean custardy.
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paddler said 755 days ago (October 29th, 2007)
custardy
...don't forget rhubarby.
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Feter said 768 days ago (October 15th, 2007)
Molotov Spongecake
woo ..cool rockin ..this is very respectable
it has that sence of a protest song . your singin
just give it that feel ..(violence ! ) .
ye the Electric guitar light up all ..welldone !!
Rebsie said 768 days ago (October 16th, 2007)

Thanks Feter, I always appreciate your support. I guess it is a kind of protest song, even if it's 87 years late. :)
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drakonis said 768 days ago (October 15th, 2007)
riding a huge song...
Rebsie, first I'll mention that the overall low-fi style of this doesn't feel quite right to me, the slightly off timing of guitars and piano and stuff... and I was trying to figure out if it was just because I had a bad day... but I think I know why now. It is because the melody, the harmonies, the really well-written lyrics, this just SCREAMS to be a well-known ancient ballad that everyone knows and sings... this is a really really good piece of music and writing. So I guess I was thinking that it really needs to be polished up, played and recorded really well... this is a very beautiful hauntingly captivating song, you need to cultivate this one!
ttfn,
Drakonis
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Rebsie said 768 days ago (October 16th, 2007)
Thanks Eduard
Well, I know we've had this conversation before, but ... low-fi is the way I like it. I know it doesn't appeal to everyone, but I love music which has personality and natural flaws.

I'd be the first to admit that I'm primarily a singer and my instrumental skills are not first rate, so I usually prefer others to play stuff for me. But I felt in this instance that the improvised guitar and piano was an important bit of self-expression and crucial to the song's character. (I hope that doesn't sound too arrogant!) So although it will be tweaked and tinkered with before going on any CDs, my rough and erratic playing is here to stay. :)

Sorry to hear you had a bad day. :(
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drakonis said 768 days ago (October 16th, 2007)
no arrogance...
but hopefully my excitement came through... you know this is a really really good song?! I know you like the low-fi quick take style, and often that works, I was just saying this song feels like it could last through MANY renditions, I love it.
ttfn,
Eduard

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Rebsie said 768 days ago (October 16th, 2007)
Aww ...
Thanks a lot Eduard. Your enthusiasm is noted and much appreciated. :)
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DWL said 768 days ago (October 16th, 2007)
Wonderful song
I love the lyrics and the way you use your voice over that insistent pattern. It holds my interest throughout and it's a great story.

Cheers

Dick


Rebsie said 768 days ago (October 16th, 2007)

Well, a certain person whose CDs have been in constant rotation in my player might have had a slight influence on me here. ;)

I'm very pleased you like it and grateful for your support, inspiration and encouragement.

Thanks Dick.
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Leafblower Dave said 768 days ago (October 16th, 2007)
Habeas Corpus
I'm sure this bloke lived down our road - he did good Elvis impressions. Timely number tho' - unfortunately justice needs evidence and a nod and a wink don't show up too clearly on CCTV.

Musically you've hit on something here... more of this please!
Rebsie said 768 days ago (October 16th, 2007)
Habeas Carpet
A little known fact about Victor Grayson is that he was thrown out of parliament for doing Elvis impressions 40 years before his time. The Speaker just assumed he was drunk. Sad really.

Musically this is a direction I'm really keen to explore. So there probably will be more like this now that my songwriting block has shifted and I'm rediscovering my passion for electric guitars.

Thanks for your lovely comment.
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bonnieprincejohnny said 768 days ago (October 16th, 2007)
piano riff is fab
Monocled dandies are cool. I like your voice. Be lucky.
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Rebsie said 768 days ago (October 16th, 2007)

Thanks your royal highness, glad you liked it.
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Dj French Toast said 767 days ago (October 16th, 2007)
The name
of this song drew me in first ...great title I may have to use it in one of my songs ; ) I really love your voice cuts through the moment like a car headlights on a foggy night ...love the piano and guitar liks as well ...your vocal chorus is my favorite thing about your song ...lovely all way round ...downloaded and will be treasured : )
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Rebsie said 766 days ago (October 18th, 2007)

Thanks DJ. I was hoping the title might attract some curiosity. :)

I came up with it one evening in the MacJams chat window during a conversation about bakery products and Russian politics. Had to use it for something.
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AEROjet said 767 days ago (October 16th, 2007)
MLTVSPNGCK
Poetic indeed! I throughly enjoyed this. Thanks for sharing.
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Rebsie said 764 days ago (October 20th, 2007)

Thank you for listening! Appreciated.
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slumbering said 766 days ago (October 17th, 2007)
I don't even have to listen first
to know that i must download your songs.

Always beauties, they are.

And i do enjoy the electric guitar in this very much.

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Rebsie said 762 days ago (October 21st, 2007)

Thank you Slumby, I feel the same way about your songs and with a voice like yours you could sing the contents of a phone directory and make it beautiful. I really appreciate your support.

That's a lovely cat you have in your picture ... reminds me of one we used to have who was much loved.
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moorlandt said 764 days ago (October 20th, 2007)
Rebsie
Wow... yet another so well crafted song. A bit different from your usual stuff, but very refreshing. The singing is enchanting as ever, and I especially love the harmonies. Looking forward to your 3rd CD :-)

-Walt
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Rebsie said 762 days ago (October 21st, 2007)

Thanks for your lovely comment Walter, it's always a pleasure to hear from you. I like to try out different things but I'm always nervous about what people will think of them!
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culfy said 764 days ago (October 20th, 2007)
Bit of politics
You should feel priviliged, this is one of the first things I've listened to since getting brand new broadband access.

Superb recording, excellent lyrics.
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Rebsie said 764 days ago (October 20th, 2007)
Welcome to MacJams
I do feel privileged indeed! Glad you like it.

Now you've got the broadband sorted, are we going to hear some songs from you in due course?
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musichead said 764 days ago (October 20th, 2007)
melody!!
great melody!!! I believe what you are are singing. And the harmonies are
very very tight!!! Id like to hear more bass. But that has to be because Im a bass player..:) but the lowend on the bass drum is ok.
all and all agreat job!!!
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Rebsie said 758 days ago (October 25th, 2007)

Yes, you're right ... I was going to add some bass but in the end I was too lazy. I have a nice little black Fender thing sitting behind my desk too which I hardly ever plug in. Shame on me.
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damiengh said 764 days ago (October 20th, 2007)
Great tune
Loved it Rebsie. Wonderfuly descriptive story of the fate of a whistleblower. The lyrics, coupled with your vocal styling and music, did a fine job of capturing the doom of this truth-teller.

Great tune!



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Rebsie said 748 days ago (November 5th, 2007)

Thanks Damien, I'm very glad you enjoyed it.
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Moviz said 762 days ago (October 21st, 2007)
10 out of 10
for History research (I'd never heard of this episode even at my great age LOL). I love all the imagery.. so well written and your vocal, guitar and backing performance is excellent. I really enjoyed this, regards M
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blaky smith said 760 days ago (October 24th, 2007)
honour in song
usually no much comments from me because my bad English language. I'm so sorry for that but too old to return to school...
So, I try to write simple but each comment is a great work for me when I try to translate all my feeilngs !
Rebsie, I just want to say I love your new tune, very well done on all levels, with a good mix of guitar, piano and as usual a fine voice, which is well adapted to this song.
Merci...
Marc

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davisamerica said 757 days ago (October 26th, 2007)
the last
in a long line to reply alas but u really nailed this thinks i, lyrics, elect. guitar was right on and of course the voice! rebsie, just getting round to some macjams foundation songs and am impressed. no wonder everyone luvs u!
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Rebsie said 748 days ago (November 5th, 2007)

What a nice thing to say, thank you!
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dwwave said 748 days ago (November 4th, 2007)
Interesting Piece Here!
Rebsie,

Really enjoyed the song, the Piano intro took me right

in

and the guitar sound great, Looks like you went with


your

initial choice of the Wonderful Fender Aerodyne Strat

High quality song, the piano (to me) has a baroque

sound

bed to it which is in great combo with the guitar

riffs.

Look forward to more.

dwwave
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lavalamp said 748 days ago (November 5th, 2007)
Hey Rebsie
Well done. Very good musicianship on this one. Great lyrics. If anything the guitar was a little choppy. But, great song. Very English.
God save the ............ oh, forget it.
Sir David Armbruster..........it only cost me 5,000 quid.
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Rebsie said 747 days ago (November 5th, 2007)

Thanks David. Well, I'd be the first to admit I'm not primarily a guitarist but I do me best. Glad you liked it overall.

£5000? You were ripped off, mate.
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davisamerica said 748 days ago (November 5th, 2007)
had commented before
but evidently did not fav...how dumb of me...but a great excuse to listen again....download this time. great one rebsie
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Rebsie said 747 days ago (November 5th, 2007)

Thank you! I'm very pleased you like it enough to download, that's always a nice compliment.
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Heightened said 728 days ago (November 25th, 2007)
Molotov Spongecake
Lived it from beginning to end. Cheers!
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dlb said 643 days ago (February 17th, 2008)
Clever
It is very difficult in my opinion to pull off this kind of song: Polital/historical pop, but you've done it here, bravo. I can tell you're a very intelligent writer, i like this very much.
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LunaTrick said 546 days ago (May 25th, 2008)
Enchanting and entrancing!
Intelligent lyrics ... singing in the vernacular... the way your voice moves from confident to vulnerable is absolutely delightful. I also love historical pastiche for song material - see my Jacobite when you get a chance. (http://www.macjams.com/song/41866)
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