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Frank Zappa wrote a song called 'The Illinois Enema Bandit' based on a true story about a real-life bandit who would administer an enema to his break-and-enter victims. It's a funny song that I've always admired.
One day, I came across an equally disturbing story that deserved a similar song-immortalization treatment. This is the song.
Fair Warning: Pony is an Orangutan prostitute.
I don't make this stuff up. For more details, here's the link:
http://www.viceland.com/int/v14n10/htdocs/yo1.php?country=us
Also...
If you think you want to help Pony and other Orangutans, go donate some money to:
http://www.savetheorangutan.co.uk/?gclid=CPvexprO_pACFRoyiQodo1cO-Q
http://www.savetheorangutan.co.uk/?page_id=20
or
http://www.orangutans-sos.org/?gclid=CMCmrePO_pACFR27iQod_Sjk-w
http://www.orangutans-sos.org/donations.php
One day, I came across an equally disturbing story that deserved a similar song-immortalization treatment. This is the song.
Fair Warning: Pony is an Orangutan prostitute.
I don't make this stuff up. For more details, here's the link:
http://www.viceland.com/int/v14n10/htdocs/yo1.php?country=us
Also...
If you think you want to help Pony and other Orangutans, go donate some money to:
http://www.savetheorangutan.co.uk/?gclid=CPvexprO_pACFRoyiQodo1cO-Q
http://www.savetheorangutan.co.uk/?page_id=20
or
http://www.orangutans-sos.org/?gclid=CMCmrePO_pACFR27iQod_Sjk-w
http://www.orangutans-sos.org/donations.php
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Lyrics
Verse 1.
Deep in the jungle where
the heart goes dark
The light doesn’t shine much
into those parts
The Madam smokes opium
as she leads you in
where Pony awaits you for some
extraordinary sin
Chorus:
Pony The Orangutan
She gives you more pleasure than
a human woman can
Pony the Orangutan
she works in a bordello
deep inside of Borneo,
Pony the Orangutan
She’s a Venus in the jungle
who can make you a man
Pony the Orangutan
Verse 2.
Madam says there are no
limits to our lust
If it’s ‘new’ you want then
this one is a must
(We) shave her every day
and paint her pretty face
she’s the treasure of our house
the queen of our hearts
Chorus
Bridge:
“You work all day and wait for night”
“What we have is for your delight”
“She’s so gentle she won’t bite”
“call your friends it’s an open invite”
“What kind of sad man are you?”
Asks the madam as she takes your hand.
“What kind of sad man are you?”
“If you’ve never made love to an orangutan!"
Verse 3.
Pony gyrates her hips
when you walk on in
Chained to a bed 24/7
she’s waiting for you to come
She’s got Pearls, rings and
a gold necklace too
she earned every penny
and loving it too
Chorus
Deep in the jungle where
the heart goes dark
The light doesn’t shine much
into those parts
The Madam smokes opium
as she leads you in
where Pony awaits you for some
extraordinary sin
Chorus:
Pony The Orangutan
She gives you more pleasure than
a human woman can
Pony the Orangutan
she works in a bordello
deep inside of Borneo,
Pony the Orangutan
She’s a Venus in the jungle
who can make you a man
Pony the Orangutan
Verse 2.
Madam says there are no
limits to our lust
If it’s ‘new’ you want then
this one is a must
(We) shave her every day
and paint her pretty face
she’s the treasure of our house
the queen of our hearts
Chorus
Bridge:
“You work all day and wait for night”
“What we have is for your delight”
“She’s so gentle she won’t bite”
“call your friends it’s an open invite”
“What kind of sad man are you?”
Asks the madam as she takes your hand.
“What kind of sad man are you?”
“If you’ve never made love to an orangutan!"
Verse 3.
Pony gyrates her hips
when you walk on in
Chained to a bed 24/7
she’s waiting for you to come
She’s got Pearls, rings and
a gold necklace too
she earned every penny
and loving it too
Chorus
Feter
Wo ..man ..very classical rockin here ..you reminds me
of our friend calchas .I like the structure of the
chords your singing is realy cool and the harmonies
very rare and rock ...thnx for sharin !!!