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My Kung Fu Rocks [Explicit] by revan16 [Email]
Genre: Rock

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Last Played: Oct 25, 2008 - 10:08:41 AM
Downloads: 21
Fans: 0
Uploaded: Feb 01, 2008 - 03:06:22 PM
Last Updated: Feb 27, 2008 - 12:11:09 PM



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Keywords:
Kung Fu (2)bitches (2)
Description:
Crazy tune about Kung Fu mixed with sex I think?

Lyrics:
My Kung Fu rocks like a mother-fuckin' champ
I hit Chuck Norris with a lava lamp
Chuck came back for a might round two
So I stamped that bitch with my mushroom tattoo
Dwight Shrute's a master of the death blow
So take a tip from Alex and chillax ho
My Kung Fu rocks from East to West
It's best served hot all on your chest

My Kung Fu's Kickin cuz I flex nuts
My KUng Fu rocks all the best butts
Been around the world and seen a lot of things
These are that things that my Kung Fu brings

Chorus:
Bitches all love me for my Kung Fu Style
If you want good lovin' than I got a free trial
But if you can't relax than I can't relate
Cuz my Kung Fu cock doesn't like to wait

My Kung Fu rocks in the club scene
My Kung Fu rocks like the A Team
Bruce Lee's down so mother-fuckin' quick
Cuz I drip Kung Fu from my righteous dick
My Fu Q style is always where it's at
That's how I roll when I'm doin' combat

So beer me that pussy while I sing my song
Take me as I cum cuz I can't stay long
I'm rockin', I'm shockin', I'm outta sight
I pack more punch than Dolemite
Eat my schlong cuz it's in your face
My Kung Fu rocks if you want a taste

Hardware:
Ibanez Guitar, Fender Bass

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WTF? &mdash 02/03/08 - 09:00:31 AM
Dude, this song just made me laugh! It's a pretty sweet groove too. You've got a real Sublime meets porn vibe going on here. Hi-larious.

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