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My Kung Fu Rocks

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revan16

 Genre: Rock
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Crazy tune about Kung Fu mixed with sex I think?
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Lyrics
My Kung Fu rocks like a mother-fuckin' champ
I hit Chuck Norris with a lava lamp
Chuck came back for a might round two
So I stamped that bitch with my mushroom tattoo
Dwight Shrute's a master of the death blow
So take a tip from Alex and chillax ho
My Kung Fu rocks from East to West
It's best served hot all on your chest

My Kung Fu's Kickin cuz I flex nuts
My KUng Fu rocks all the best butts
Been around the world and seen a lot of things
These are that things that my Kung Fu brings

Chorus:
Bitches all love me for my Kung Fu Style
If you want good lovin' than I got a free trial
But if you can't relax than I can't relate
Cuz my Kung Fu cock doesn't like to wait

My Kung Fu rocks in the club scene
My Kung Fu rocks like the A Team
Bruce Lee's down so mother-fuckin' quick
Cuz I drip Kung Fu from my righteous dick
My Fu Q style is always where it's at
That's how I roll when I'm doin' combat

So beer me that pussy while I sing my song
Take me as I cum cuz I can't stay long
I'm rockin', I'm shockin', I'm outta sight
I pack more punch than Dolemite
Eat my schlong cuz it's in your face
My Kung Fu rocks if you want a taste
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Uploaded: Feb 01, 2008 - 03:06:22 PM
Last Updated: Feb 27, 2008 - 12:11:09 PM Last Played: Apr 24, 2009 - 11:18:26 AM
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Comments
TheECMillionaire said 662 days ago (February 3rd, 2008)
WTF?
Dude, this song just made me laugh! It's a pretty sweet groove too. You've got a real Sublime meets porn vibe going on here. Hi-larious.
Check out my latest song called The Bag of Spuds
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