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Health Insurance Anthem by Davis Gloff [Email]

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Description:
A song about the Health Insurance Industry.

Lyrics:
We're the Health insurance industry; it's healing that we sell
We cash your check and take your cash while you are feeling well.
We promise you to pick up the tab if ever you get sick,
But when you do, we'll give to you the short end of the stick

It's true the bucks you pay create obscene amounts of wealth
But face it pal, we didn't start this business for your health
We satisfy the stockholders to whom we are beholden
And we don't pay for funerals, so Oh my God, we're GOLDEN!

CHORUS!!
You'll get your health care When we get our share,
you'll get no help till we get our bread
So stop resisting. we're pre-existing!
If you don't like it, you can drop dead

We know we have to word things so that we can't be maligned
Like Bush did with "The Patriot Act" and "No Child Left Behind"
And so we'll say the future of the uninsured will be:
They'll save a lot on premiums and then they'll be "life free."

The things they've said about us have just cut us like a knife
'Cause you know we're believers in the sacred right to life
We're working hard to guarantee a better world in which
We have the right to life for both the unborn and the rich

CHORUS!!
Folks tell us that the health care system is completely wrong
but since they have no cov'rage they won't gripe for very long
Just say you're devastated by their sad state of affairs
And since their coverage has lapsed, well, after all who cares?

Now forty seven million may seem like an awful lot
But if you use statistics, you can prove it's really not.
See, if you say sixteen per cent it seems like just a few
And you don't want to join them, if you know whats good for you!
CHORUS!!



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So nice &mdash 02/25/08 - 10:41:04 AM
to see you back here after so long. I wondered where you'd got to, but just presumed the recent politics etc. were suiting you LOL(I Joke). I do love this kind of comedy, which puts me in mind of Flanders and Swann and a few others who are real entertainers. Here's hoping to hear more from you soon. Great stuff, regards M

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Thanks very much &mdash 03/15/08 - 07:26:47 PM
Many thanks. I was away but ideas are always fermenting. My "day job" has been taking a lot of my attention.

Easter is very early this year, which took us all by surprise. My Job as "Ecumenical mercenary" has me singing Baritone and Tenor solos (Mozart and Stainer) with orchestra for Good Friday and Easter. That's as much fun as you can have without buying somebody dinner first.

I'll be writing more as the muse visits. Just have to have something tick me off. That shouldn't take long

Goodle the name in quotes. ("Davis Gloff") it may interest you.
Thanks again,

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