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short clare short by woofer3 [Email]

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Short Clare Short
by woofer3

A silly song, - This title just came to me one day and I thought it may make a good song ,then after I'd written and recorded it I found out that there really is someone called Clare Short . You can imagine my surprise. [written and recorded in 2003

Lyrics:
Short Clare Short by woofer3

Short Clare Short.[2003]
verse1
Short Clare Short what she say
Short Clare Short what she do
I'm telling you now as a matter of fact,
Short Clare Short never grew.
verse2
Short Clare Short what she say
Short Clare Short what she doin'
She's starying to crack -
with her views on Iraq-
Short Clare Short where she goin'
chorus-
Short on elegance -short on light ,
short on reality - short on sight ,
short on charm - short on flair ,
short on tony and short on Blair.

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Haha, yes, I can definitely &mdash 03/09/08 - 03:30:55 PM
Imagine your surprise! Listen to this, now, but believe I'm not joking, it's the plain truth: there's even a guy called Tony Blair!
What fun to bump into you tonight!

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Now I know you're joking,- &mdash 03/09/08 - 03:51:06 PM
Tony Blair, - whoever heard of such a name ? are you sure?

Seriously, thanks for your comments, I'm glad you liked the song.

John

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short clare short &mdash 03/09/08 - 03:36:00 PM
I just love the sound of your songs .your recordings
and settings of your music .I just love it .one of
the MJers those sound so classic and I JUST LOVE IT
did I say that ? no not silly its rockin 70s ..
ROCK ON !!

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Well Feter- thank you &mdash 03/09/08 - 03:58:34 PM
I'm glad you enjoyed this musical trifle, it was quite topical when it was written in 2003.

Do do wop bop bop, It really is a very silly song....thank you again.

Best wishes,

John

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Comedy? &mdash 03/09/08 - 04:35:30 PM
Much better than a satire piece. Arrangement, production, and musicianship are first class. It has a edge to it that's hard to describe... or place. Nice work.

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Many thanks for &mdash 03/10/08 - 04:24:43 AM
your kind words, they are very much appreciated.I suppose that this is more comedy than anything else.

Best wishes,

John

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this song sounds great all the way... &mdash 03/09/08 - 04:43:01 PM
wonderful sound, lyrics and vox. thanx for sharin'

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Thank you Mr.Eagle &mdash 03/10/08 - 04:28:04 AM
It's nice to hear from you and as always your comment mean such a lot to me.

John

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Love this! &mdash 03/09/08 - 05:08:43 PM
Oh yes, I remember Clare Short. She was that woman who meant to throw a firework under Blair's arse but forgot to bring her matches.

I love a bit of British musical sarcasm and you take it a stage further with such a sweetly melodic setting. Wonderful sounds and an addictive hook. As RMD says it's almost too good to be a satire piece, but so what, it's delightful.

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Thank you Rebsie,- &mdash 03/10/08 - 04:41:27 AM
from Druid's Bunion productions in Wales. I'm glad you liked the song, had it been written 20 years earlier I would have said that the Welsh magic mushrooms may have had to have been included in the composer credits but this just grew on it's own from it's simple chorus . It's still occaisionally played at gigs though not quite so much now as it isn't that topical anymore.

Thank you again for your kind words,

John.

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A really &mdash 03/09/08 - 05:32:50 PM
impressive fun song John. Very catchy chorus and I love the Zappa vocals too. You're certainly not short on talent - that's for sure. Loved it.
Cheers
Len



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It started it's life &mdash 03/10/08 - 04:52:00 AM
as just a bit of a joke, which of course is what it still is and then I got to like it and decided to record it. It was influenced writingwise by Frank Zappa as I remember as I have always been a big fan of his, particularly the fun side of him rather than the 25 minute guitar solos that surfaced here and there.

I'm glad you like it Len and thanks for taking the time to comment.

John.

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Poor Claire &mdash 03/09/08 - 10:34:31 PM
I love the turn on the word short in the chorus. Nice guitar work too. Once again woofer does not come up short.

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Hi there Tim &mdash 03/10/08 - 04:57:17 AM
thanks for commenting, I think I may write a follow up to this one, maybe make her a bit taller !

Hope Felix liked it.

John


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arrange as required... &mdash 03/10/08 - 01:17:44 AM
....thats good!....enjoyed it woofer!

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yes you can arrange it &mdash 03/10/08 - 05:10:33 AM
anyway you want, - a kind of do it yourself song...

thanks for your comments. I'm glad you liked it.

John

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yep &mdash 03/10/08 - 04:50:00 PM
cool .... woofer ... cool indeed

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thank you &mdash 03/11/08 - 11:23:58 AM
for commenting on this, I'm glad you like it.

John

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