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Short Clare Short
by woofer3

A silly song, - This title just came to me one day and I thought it may make a good song ,then after I'd written and recorded it I found out that there really is someone called Clare Short . You can imagine my surprise. [written and recorded in 2003

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Short Clare Short by woofer3

Short Clare Short.[2003]
verse1
Short Clare Short what she say
Short Clare Short what she do
I'm telling you now as a matter of fact,
Short Clare Short never grew.
verse2
Short Clare Short what she say
Short Clare Short what she doin'
She's starying to crack -
with her views on Iraq-
Short Clare Short where she goin'
chorus-
Short on elegance -short on light ,
short on reality - short on sight ,
short on charm - short on flair ,
short on tony and short on Blair.

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Uploaded: Mar 09, 2008 - 01:48:08 PM
Last Updated: Mar 09, 2008 - 01:48:08 PM Last Played: Oct 30, 2009 - 12:15:47 PM

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MIRx	MIRx said 623 days ago (March 9th, 2008)
	Haha, yes, I can definitely Imagine your surprise! Listen to this, now, but believe I'm not joking, it's the plain truth: there's even a guy called Tony Blair! What fun to bump into you tonight! Check out my latest song called The Car Tune Cartoon

woofer3	woofer3 said 623 days ago (March 9th, 2008)
	Now I know you're joking,- Tony Blair, - whoever heard of such a name ? are you sure? Seriously, thanks for your comments, I'm glad you liked the song. John Check out my latest song called coalhouse blues

Feter	Feter said 623 days ago (March 9th, 2008)
	short clare short I just love the sound of your songs .your recordings and settings of your music .I just love it .one of the MJers those sound so classic and I JUST LOVE IT did I say that ? no not silly its rockin 70s .. ROCK ON !! Check out my latest song called A Night With Feter feat'(Roxylee sloparts crissew johnwhitehead and Yamin AL Yamani )

woofer3	woofer3 said 623 days ago (March 9th, 2008)
	Well Feter- thank you I'm glad you enjoyed this musical trifle, it was quite topical when it was written in 2003. Do do wop bop bop, It really is a very silly song....thank you again. Best wishes, John Check out my latest song called coalhouse blues

	said 623 days ago (March 9th, 2008)
	Comedy? Much better than a satire piece. Arrangement, production, and musicianship are first class. It has a edge to it that's hard to describe... or place. Nice work.

woofer3	woofer3 said 622 days ago (March 10th, 2008)
	Many thanks for your kind words, they are very much appreciated.I suppose that this is more comedy than anything else. Best wishes, John Check out my latest song called coalhouse blues

	said 623 days ago (March 9th, 2008)
	this song sounds great all the way... wonderful sound, lyrics and vox. thanx for sharin'

woofer3	woofer3 said 622 days ago (March 10th, 2008)
	Thank you Mr.Eagle It's nice to hear from you and as always your comment mean such a lot to me. John Check out my latest song called coalhouse blues

Rebsie

Rebsie said 623 days ago (March 9th, 2008)

Love this!
Oh yes, I remember Clare Short. She was that woman who meant to throw a firework under Blair's arse but forgot to bring her matches.

I love a bit of British musical sarcasm and you take it a stage further with such a sweetly melodic setting. Wonderful sounds and an addictive hook. As RMD says it's almost too good to be a satire piece, but so what, it's delightful.

Check out my latest song called Amongst The Colours (w/ Luna Trick)

woofer3

woofer3 said 622 days ago (March 10th, 2008)

Thank you Rebsie,-
from Druid's Bunion productions in Wales. I'm glad you liked the song, had it been written 20 years earlier I would have said that the Welsh magic mushrooms may have had to have been included in the composer credits but this just grew on it's own from it's simple chorus . It's still occaisionally played at gigs though not quite so much now as it isn't that topical anymore.

Thank you again for your kind words,

John.

Check out my latest song called coalhouse blues

lengold	lengold said 622 days ago (March 9th, 2008)
	A really impressive fun song John. Very catchy chorus and I love the Zappa vocals too. You're certainly not short on talent - that's for sure. Loved it. Cheers Len Check out my latest song called Dodgy Doughnut

woofer3

woofer3 said 622 days ago (March 10th, 2008)

It started it's life
as just a bit of a joke, which of course is what it still is and then I got to like it and decided to record it. It was influenced writingwise by Frank Zappa as I remember as I have always been a big fan of his, particularly the fun side of him rather than the 25 minute guitar solos that surfaced here and there.

I'm glad you like it Len and thanks for taking the time to comment.

John.

Check out my latest song called coalhouse blues

Monkaton	Monkaton said 622 days ago (March 9th, 2008)
	Poor Claire I love the turn on the word short in the chorus. Nice guitar work too. Once again woofer does not come up short. Check out my latest song called Darkness of the Night

woofer3	woofer3 said 622 days ago (March 10th, 2008)
	Hi there Tim thanks for commenting, I think I may write a follow up to this one, maybe make her a bit taller ! Hope Felix liked it. John Check out my latest song called coalhouse blues

that80sboy	that80sboy said 622 days ago (March 10th, 2008)
	arrange as required... ....thats good!....enjoyed it woofer! Check out my latest song called please save me

woofer3	woofer3 said 622 days ago (March 10th, 2008)
	yes you can arrange it anyway you want, - a kind of do it yourself song... thanks for your comments. I'm glad you liked it. John Check out my latest song called coalhouse blues

davisamerica	davisamerica said 622 days ago (March 10th, 2008)
	yep cool .... woofer ... cool indeed Check out my latest song called No Son(egobandit band)

woofer3	woofer3 said 621 days ago (March 11th, 2008)
	thank you for commenting on this, I'm glad you like it. John Check out my latest song called coalhouse blues

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