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Last Played: Dec 01, 2008 - 05:23:58 PM
Downloads: 19
Fans: 5
Uploaded: Apr 13, 2008 - 02:25:21 PM
Last Updated: Apr 15, 2008 - 11:57:11 AM
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another one from the royal family collection. written with love and sincerity. they are very special people and let's face it how would we manage without them.

this is an old demo from 2004/5

Lyrics:
Duchess of Pork by woofer3

Drives through town in a black limousine,
Loud and boisterous,never serene.
Making her mark wherever she goes,
She's a cumbersome mama from her head to her toes.

Pound by pound she's moving along,
Blow by blow she's getting it wrong,
Eats too much like a hungry hog,
Moves like a hippo when she's walkin'the dog-

Duchess of pork-Laugh like a fool-Duchess of pork,
Duchess of pork-Snort like a mule-Duchess of pork.

Likes her way we're never in doubt,
Wants for nothing and never without,
Spending spending everyday,
Too much money and too much play-

Duchess of pork-laugh like a fool-Duchess of pork,
Duchess of pork-snort like a mule-Duchess of pork.
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Ha ha! &mdash 04/13/08 - 02:30:02 PM
I love this! Nicely done!

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thanks Marc,- &mdash 04/13/08 - 02:38:34 PM
this is purley for amusement and nothing else.

John.

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!!!!!! WOOFER CLASSIC ALERT !!!!!! &mdash 04/13/08 - 02:39:43 PM
Absolute Magic - off with their heads, I say.

Cheers
Len



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Duchess of Pork &mdash 04/13/08 - 03:26:20 PM
Your songs so special my friend ..that bass and drums
sound with your way of singing and the effect you uses
with ..all a true signature of your music .another
cool song my friend thnx alot for sharin !

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mr.Feter &mdash 04/14/08 - 07:44:50 PM
thank you for listening to my acid wit. just can't resist the royal family!

John

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yes &mdash 04/14/08 - 03:24:26 AM
could not agree more, very good

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Hi there - &mdash 04/14/08 - 07:52:14 PM
I'm writing this from the Tower as I'm having my head cut off in the morning, they were going to let me off but then they found out I'd written one about Charles as well and that I was related to Cromwell. Glad you liked it anyway -thanks-

John

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nice! &mdash 04/14/08 - 09:22:30 AM
pure amusement it IS!! haha

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thank you &mdash 04/14/08 - 07:54:08 PM
for listening and commenting.

John

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Oh you are awful lol &mdash 04/15/08 - 02:46:31 AM
We had heavy Mary. Now we have the Duchess of pork ha ha ha
Cheers peace Dee.

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heavy Mary &mdash 04/15/08 - 12:01:18 PM
really existed and dreadful she was too. Not one redeeming feature. What a creation!

Thanks for listening Dee,

John.

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Cruel but &mdash 04/15/08 - 06:53:35 AM
funny :-)

I enjoyed it.

Great sound.

Cheers

Dick

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thank you Dick &mdash 04/15/08 - 12:03:23 PM
glad it made you smile.

John

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Heavy, Heavy &mdash 04/25/08 - 01:50:59 PM
What's with you and the big women songs?

I liked this one as well. Nice melody and good arrangement.

Is this about Princess Anne, or some other royal porcine?

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well I'm sure I don't know - &mdash 04/25/08 - 06:09:21 PM
somebody accused me of writing this about the duches of York if you can believe that, - some people!

Thank you for listening Tim,

John.

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Fergie &mdash 04/26/08 - 01:39:06 AM
That certainly makes more sense. Although she has slimmed down since she went on Weight Watchers and cut out the Spotted Dick.

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HAhHAHAhHah &mdash 05/21/08 - 04:45:43 AM
( 8 : ) Wonderful........ ! THANKYOU for dl 2 !!Wonderfully done!(!) Great production...keeps me smilin' lena

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Thanks Lena &mdash 05/24/08 - 04:44:50 AM
this is the third movement from the 2nd Royal Family Suite in A major, where her the duchess has just eaten a whole whale omlette all to herself and is still complaining to the Queen that she is hungry. It is a very touching scene and one of my favourites.

Seriously though, thanks for listening.

John

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