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The Pussy Song [Explicit] by wurzel [Email]

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Hits: 876
Comments: 6
Votes: 2
Plays: 204
Last Played: Dec 04, 2008 - 02:10:39 AM
Downloads: 37
Fans: 3
Uploaded: Apr 22, 2008 - 07:47:29 AM
Last Updated: Aug 31, 2008 - 08:11:36 AM
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Keywords:
Ukulele (13), Kazoo (9), Flute (109), Mandolin (42), Casio keyboard (1)
Description:
My version of a song about a cat that may be construed as a bit rude.

Lyrics:
Kitty-cat sittin' in the parking lot
Sun's beatin' down and the pussy got hot
Hot Pussy
Just a pretty little cat
Mmm-mmm, Hot Pussy

Kitty-cat sittin' on my front step
Rain's beatin' down and the pussy got wet
Wet Pussy
Just a pretty little cat
Mmm-mmm, Hot, wet pussy

Kitty-cat got into my liquor last night
Drunk all my whisky and the pussy got tight
Tight pussy
Just a pretty little cat
Mmm, Hot, Wet, Tight pussy

[Instrumental break]

Kitty-cat climbed into my rockin' chair
Tail caught on the runners and he lost his hair
Bald Pussy
Just a pretty little cat
Hot, wet, tight, bald pussy

Hot, wet, tight, bald pussy

I said, Hot, wet, tight, bald pussy
That's what I like!



Hardware:
Mac Mini, Alesis USB mixer, AKG mike.
Ukulele, Kazoo, Flute, Mandolin, Casio keyboard.

Software:
Garageband
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OMG, LOL,WTF &mdash 04/24/08 - 08:54:01 AM
You are taking the piss with this track surely. Its so funny, it had me laughing all the way through. Nice one wurzel, thanks for the laugh.

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Well Mate &mdash 06/01/08 - 03:22:55 PM
A song to warm the COCKles of me heart, Chris.
Great to hear something light-hearted for a change.
Cheers,
Rich

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Nothing like ..... &mdash 08/22/08 - 10:47:41 PM
... a good cat song .... thanks to Dee1962z for her little pimperoonie in the chat room ... now I will be singing this little ditty in the car while I am driving ......

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Well I thnk its really Funny!! &mdash 08/22/08 - 10:55:51 PM
I downloaded ages ago and also got you some Fans

I got your Link to the song from the forum too Hee hee Rude boy you are
Lol By the way that is Tight Allannah especailly on Friday Beer nght. LOL

Peace Dee.

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Pussy wow &mdash 08/29/08 - 01:15:23 PM
That is what I like too.
Even if it is rude luv cats also.

MrJoke

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LOL! &mdash 10/18/08 - 11:12:48 PM
I have a version of this tune on a 45rpm. I remember hearing it in a bar somewhere in Wisconsin a number of years ago and had to track it down. Nice job on this take!

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