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Warren Smith started it (instrumentation and collected offers). I finished it (pitchman and singing consumer vocals). Warren spent half a Saturday doing the song art.
It's about the unbelievable barrage of credit card offers that come to many lucky "pre-approved" folks. Pay heed!
Lyrics:
You’ve been Pre-Approved ….
Get the card that gives you an unbeatable 0% APR for life
Accept your pre-approved platinum card with no annual fees
But that’s just the beginning …
Extend your 0% for life beyond the expiration date by making at least three additional purchases before you expire.
Get a full 5% cash-back bonus on all purchases over $1,000
Complete fraud protection for your peace of mind. You are never responsible for any unauthorized charges to your account. Fraud specialists are dedicated to helping protect you 24/7.
Easy online account options.
Your platinum card is accepted at over 30 million locations around the world.
You can even earn extra cash-back at supermarkets, gas stations, drug stores, restaurants, department stores, specialty stores, sporting events, and dry cleaners.
Extra cards are available so everyone in your family can have their own card.
Just contact our Customer Service desk that puts you first. Call us and talk to our knowledgeable staff of monetary service representatives.
Act now to claim your special place … and get a $20 special cash-back bonus with your first purchase. (Not available to customers in Ohio, Indiana, Oklahoma, California, New York, Wisconsin, Iowa and Minnesota, Guam and Puerto Rico)
Your credit limit has just been raised to $35,000.
With this increased credit line comes increased financial security and purchasing freedom. Congratulations - you now have greater flexibility to take advantage of new opportunities. We hope you enjoy the increased purchasing power now in your hands.
Rates, fees, rewards, payment allocation and other important information are buried in the fine print. Default rate between 20.99% and 31.75% - subject to review of your financial information. We reserve the right to change your terms, rates and fees at any time, for any reason.
Minimum financial charge of $.50 (fifty cents).
Your unbeatable 0% APR for Life has a 3% balance transfer fee.
You were “pre-screened” to receive this offer of credit because your credit report indicated you met our criteria. Don’t wait to take advantage of this incredible offer – it’s a great chance to save when you spend more. Don’t miss out!
There’s never been a better time to … take a vacation … transfer a higher-rate balance … purchase something you really need … or use it to buy something fabulous or frivolous ….
But hurry. This offer expires January 12th March 18th July 24th November 28th December 31st
With this great rate – why wait?
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Enjoyed the &mdash 05/12/08 - 12:37:41 PM
Thank you, sir &mdash 05/12/08 - 05:04:32 PM
Well, personally, I like the last half when the thing starts to burrow into your brain with all the dark white background noise of viral spam. It's like mad black ants inside your skull.
Do you think we're onto something or on something? [ Reply to This ]
Where do I sign up? &mdash 05/12/08 - 01:31:04 PM
I'll enjoy my new Les Paul before I watch the repo man take it all away!
Love the seething mockery of this one!
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Very cool tune &mdash 05/12/08 - 02:24:46 PM
Okay guys can you get me some credits OOPS! sorry you2 earn much credits for making this... Very cool tune... Dig it. [ Reply to This ]
hey there &mdash 05/12/08 - 05:12:17 PM
I'll give you credit... how about $22,000 at 29.98% interest? The stories here are true. The names have been changed to protect the guilty. [ Reply to This ]
ha ha! &mdash 05/12/08 - 03:07:01 PM
I remember this one Rich.
What HOOT!
Good to see you still around my friend!
Be well! [ Reply to This ]
Repast with our repost &mdash 05/12/08 - 05:00:02 PM
Oh, I'm busted. Like good spam, it just keeps coming back at ya. I'm sorry I deleted all my stuff. There, I finally said it. Step one of re-absorption into the MacJams Milieu.
"Repast them with my blood." --Shakespeare [ Reply to This ]
Great! &mdash 05/12/08 - 03:34:52 PM
I remember this tune before. Great musical soundbed and fine vocal reading/singing. Thanks for sharing... Happy to see you backed!
Take Care
- Yeman A. Al-Rawi [ Reply to This ]
Laughing as i listen... &mdash 05/12/08 - 03:52:28 PM
Very cool &mdash 05/12/08 - 05:08:10 PM
Great sound, terrific production, and hilarious satirical vibe. Love the musical soundbed (nice job, Warren!) Also very good to see you around, Richard. Very cool. Nicely done. Peace.
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Hey now &mdash 05/12/08 - 11:36:45 PM
I just received my card in the mail today. &mdash 05/12/08 - 10:49:42 PM
But now I'm scared to death to call and activate it! Do I pick up the phone or the scissors? Loved it! Terry [ Reply to This ]
funny &mdash 05/12/08 - 11:17:39 PM
Pre- Approved &mdash 05/13/08 - 05:13:08 AM
Hi Richard
Sorry I am late I thought I had already commented on this one I listened a few times. Its briliant and soo funny as well. Will download it and listen some more too. Welcome back. I love your work and love listening to your voice as well. :)
Peace Dee xx [ Reply to This ]
Oops &mdash 05/13/08 - 05:16:32 AM
Contours of the mind &mdash 05/13/08 - 05:44:30 PM
Yes, you did did listen to this in a previous life...my life as MacJammer rschletty (which I sillily deleted). Thanks for spinning our record again. Tell your friends, "I'm back to let you know I can really shake 'em down." (prize to whomever can name that tune and band) [ Reply to This ]
ha ha &mdash 05/13/08 - 10:30:57 PM
great! and to think i used that mail to scrape the old cat food off the cats dish.
You've been pre-approved guys. great stuff and no money down.
kudos to the first party from the second party [ Reply to This ]
collaboration &mdash 05/14/08 - 03:00:19 PM
Richard - I'm flattered you picked our earlier collaboration as the first song to post on your new Macjams venue. If we do any more songs together, perhaps we should establish our own separate site ... with our own separate name ... like "Frankenstein and Wolfman" or something. Then we can fight over who gets to be Frank and who gets to be Wolf. [ Reply to This ]
Nomenclature &mdash 05/14/08 - 10:14:46 PM
My, that was... &mdash 05/27/08 - 02:38:20 PM
FUN!
Warrich Smitty.
Renard Schlith.
Next, how about "You May Already Have Won Publisher's Clearinghouse Giveaway" or "You Are The 999,000th Customer."
If it is too good to be true, then Go Back To Go
and don't forget your Get Out Of Jail Free Card!
The Devil is in the details. [ Reply to This ]
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