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i won't bore you with the long story but .. the short story is ... thank you eddie - if only it hadn't been so long ;) - thank you alan - as always, thank you lee for those first chords - mwah and ... blimey fran ... you are star and a half - bless your magic fingers and.. thank you peter - nobody could be less of a louse - i love you xoxoxox
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In Nashville, Tennesse I had my hysterectomy
But they went and left me with my ovaries.
I take all kinds of herbs coz the heat and sweat disturbs
Won't someone, somewhere take pity on me
Chorus..
I'm just a menopausal girl and my head is in a whirl
Every day is just another sweat
Menopause and mentalhealth have depleted my estrogen wealth
So now i can't remember what i'm trying to forget!
M-E-N-O-P, A-U-S and E is just drivin' me insane
I don't want to seem rude but i'm in an awful mood
I never want to see your face again!
Chorus
There's a blanket on the ground - i don't want that thing around -
A blanket is the last thing that i need!
One moment its a fan - the next a cardigan -
Won't someone show me how i should proceed
Chorus
I travel this life of toil almost always on the boil
Thinking of things i could do with an axe.
Hubbie is a louse so PMS means "Punish My Spouse"
And not for one moment is it safe to relax.
Chorus
... a few words recorded in the kitchen ;)
Caroline Young 08/07/08
But they went and left me with my ovaries.
I take all kinds of herbs coz the heat and sweat disturbs
Won't someone, somewhere take pity on me
Chorus..
I'm just a menopausal girl and my head is in a whirl
Every day is just another sweat
Menopause and mentalhealth have depleted my estrogen wealth
So now i can't remember what i'm trying to forget!
M-E-N-O-P, A-U-S and E is just drivin' me insane
I don't want to seem rude but i'm in an awful mood
I never want to see your face again!
Chorus
There's a blanket on the ground - i don't want that thing around -
A blanket is the last thing that i need!
One moment its a fan - the next a cardigan -
Won't someone show me how i should proceed
Chorus
I travel this life of toil almost always on the boil
Thinking of things i could do with an axe.
Hubbie is a louse so PMS means "Punish My Spouse"
And not for one moment is it safe to relax.
Chorus
... a few words recorded in the kitchen ;)
Caroline Young 08/07/08










































































magnatone
LOL LOL LOL - this is FABULOUS!! How did you know??