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i won't bore you with the long story but .. the short story is ... thank you eddie - if only it hadn't been so long ;) - thank you alan - as always, thank you lee for those first chords - mwah and ... blimey fran ... you are star and a half - bless your magic fingers and.. thank you peter - nobody could be less of a louse - i love you xoxoxox
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In Nashville, Tennesse I had my hysterectomy
But they went and left me with my ovaries.
I take all kinds of herbs coz the heat and sweat disturbs
Won't someone, somewhere take pity on me

Chorus..
I'm just a menopausal girl and my head is in a whirl
Every day is just another sweat
Menopause and mentalhealth have depleted my estrogen wealth
So now i can't remember what i'm trying to forget!

M-E-N-O-P, A-U-S and E is just drivin' me insane
I don't want to seem rude but i'm in an awful mood
I never want to see your face again!
Chorus

There's a blanket on the ground - i don't want that thing around -
A blanket is the last thing that i need!
One moment its a fan - the next a cardigan -
Won't someone show me how i should proceed
Chorus

I travel this life of toil almost always on the boil
Thinking of things i could do with an axe.
Hubbie is a louse so PMS means "Punish My Spouse"
And not for one moment is it safe to relax.
Chorus

... a few words recorded in the kitchen ;)

Caroline Young 08/07/08
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magnatone said 3424 days ago (July 8th, 2008)
Menopausal Health
LOL LOL LOL - this is FABULOUS!! How did you know??
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caroline said 3423 days ago (July 9th, 2008)
how did i know??? LMAO
here's to the royal flush karen - hot, hot, hot!!! xoxox
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bug67 said 3424 days ago (July 8th, 2008)
Love it!
Thank you for the sneak preview this morning. This may well be my favorite song of the year!
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caroline said 3423 days ago (July 9th, 2008)
favourite song??? wow!!!
bless you buggy xoxoxo
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Roxylee said 3424 days ago (July 8th, 2008)
What a hoot!
Caro, this is great. Every man who lives with a menopausal woman should hear this, before it's too late. And Fran's guitar is superb, as always. Thank you for the yeeehaaah laughs. I love the lyrics, and your delivery of them is priceless!
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caroline said 3423 days ago (July 9th, 2008)
you think we should warn them?? ;)
thank you for your appreciation roxylee - and you are right - fran is faabulous - big loves xoxox
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said 3424 days ago (July 8th, 2008)
Menopausal Health
Your a nutter LOL
Its fantastic thank you Caz this is amazing.
You sang it spot on. :)


said 3424 days ago (July 8th, 2008)
And I forgot again!
everyone that collaberated well done
Its just that all I hear when Caz sings or whatever is her alone.
she mesmerises me.:) it was all brilliant.
caroline said 3423 days ago (July 9th, 2008)
i am assuming that....
nutter is a good thing!! :) - thank you for your constant support and enthusiasm dee - mwah mwah xoxox
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MarkHolbrook said 3424 days ago (July 8th, 2008)
LOVE IT!
Very very cool!
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caroline said 3423 days ago (July 9th, 2008)
thank you mark....
actually .... it's very, very hot but what the hey!!!! xoxoxox
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ziti said 3424 days ago (July 8th, 2008)
well then
having lived with 2 menopausal women in my life...my mom and now my lovely bride....i sit and watch the beads of sweat suddenly appear from nowhere...and of course the flying dishes...i am told my sweet little grannie beaned my grampie with a hot baked potato during her time...and grannie was nominated for sainthood!

not for one moment is it safe to relax!!! so true.


I am trying to find a country band to play in now, this was such fun.

bless caroline for the joy and light she brings to my life!!

all my love my little scone.

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caroline said 3423 days ago (July 9th, 2008)
thank you, thank you, thank you fran....
you gladden my sweaty little heart!! i couldn't believe my luck when you offered me your bed (as the actress said to the bishop ;)) who'dda thought our first collab would've been country and western??!! love you lots fran - mwah mwah xoxoxo
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drakonis said 3424 days ago (July 8th, 2008)
Rowr!
Gives a whole new raw meaning to pink and fluffy (with a rusty can-opener!) Wow, great Country backing... not something I would have expected from Fran's fingers... (no wonder he had to wash them)... and Caroline, you're in fine form, as always. I shall have to play this one for my spouse, she will get a sympathetic kick out of it! :-) Say hi to Peter for me... no no no... put down the frying pan first... there ya go...
ttfn,
Drakonis
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caroline said 3423 days ago (July 9th, 2008)
kitchen impliments are us!!!
thank you drak - as always - for your appreciation and support - it's wonderful ppl like you that make it wonderful for ppl like us! i hope 'er indoors liked it too - big loves bluedragon xoxox
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Cameron said 3424 days ago (July 8th, 2008)
thank you for sharing! ;-)
BRILLIANT: (even first thing in the morning!):

1) Words!

2) Singing!

3) Guitar madness by Fran!

4) The last manic bit was the BEST!
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caroline said 3423 days ago (July 9th, 2008)
thank you for liking it cam...
it's a good thing you know what a pussycat i really am or you might be worried ;) it took simply ages to perfect the manic bit coz .. of course... i have noooo experience of that kind of thing at all :) - big loves my dear xoxox
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said 3424 days ago (July 8th, 2008)
Awesome caroline!
I don't know how you come up with this stuff, but I'm glad you do! Great fun this!

Good call employing Fran on the git-fiddle!

Be well friend!
caroline said 3423 days ago (July 9th, 2008)
thank you wark the tark...
i just love spreading the sunshine!! and yes ... fran was the icing AND the cherry as far as i am concerned - mwah mwah xoxo
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urbnite said 3424 days ago (July 8th, 2008)
haha
not that i can relate, but that's hilarious!

with no a/c i guess i can kind of relate to the fan and the blanket. and i'm sure not putting dinner on the table for anyone...
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caroline said 3423 days ago (July 9th, 2008)
wot?? not even a pizza box??!!!
thank you for your support darren - sheesh - we've all come a long way since that first bible reading!!! lol xoxoxox
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cjhoose said 3424 days ago (July 8th, 2008)
"I've got a gun!"
Hehehe. Oh Caroline. You rule! :D

For so many of us this is exactly what happens.

*peers over at mom and crosses fingers*
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caroline said 3423 days ago (July 9th, 2008)
cj!!! how wonderful to see you my dear...
ha! there are some things that not even a meditation programme can cure but .. can you imagine what i would be like without it!!! grrrrrrrr... big loves to you and your lovely family xoxoxo
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Peter Bauckham said 3424 days ago (July 8th, 2008)
Caroline
you're such a whiz with words! Great fun as always!

Peter
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caroline said 3423 days ago (July 9th, 2008)
thank you peter....
... all praise goes to the muse - i am blessed indeed xoxo
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HenriROGERsoloandbands said 3424 days ago (July 8th, 2008)
Mood

Why does she do this to me ?...:-)

Great idea , and very well done by all of you .
caroline said 3423 days ago (July 9th, 2008)
why??? WHY!!!! why indeed!!!
if only we knew!! thank you for dropping by - bisous xox
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riverwildcat said 3424 days ago (July 8th, 2008)
You are too...
too funny! Always good for a laugh or a cry, Caroline! Great backup...pure Nashville.
caroline said 3423 days ago (July 9th, 2008)
thank you riv...
eek ... laughter AND tears - that really is a heady combination - glad you liked what fran did as much as i did!! big loves from blighty xoxoxo
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Feter said 3424 days ago (July 8th, 2008)
menopausal health
WOW ...Incredible ...now this is just amazing ..
whata band set Caro ..what a great singing ...
this song brought me a smile :-) thank you so much
for sharin such gem !!!!!!!! what a colab !!!
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caroline said 3423 days ago (July 9th, 2008)
lol - thank you feter...
i am delighted to have such a supportive community where i can share the fun xox
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Doadars Uncle said 3424 days ago (July 8th, 2008)
Dare I laugh?!?!
I can't imagine... but I do have friends with this issue...

Well done! I'll pass this along.

Doug
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caroline said 3423 days ago (July 9th, 2008)
sheesh doug .. of course you can laugh!!
the day we stop doing that we are really buggered!!! yeah - share it with the hot and sweaty xoxo
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Doadars Uncle said 3423 days ago (July 9th, 2008)
Whew....
Thanks, I'm laughing. I may sound wimpy, but there are places in my life where I would have been better off testing the waters!!!
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guygrooves said 3424 days ago (July 8th, 2008)
This is the funniest
song I have heard in a very very long time. I'm laughin so damn hard I can barely type. You would do well to post this all over the web it will certainly go viral. I can see it getting millions of hits on you tube with the right video behind it. I have tears in my eyes from laughing. Great song Caroline.
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caroline said 3423 days ago (July 9th, 2008)
it's reactions like yours that make...
this all worthwhile!! bless you and thank you x
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DWL said 3424 days ago (July 8th, 2008)
Great fun!
Splendid lyrics! (I wonder how 'cardigan' translates?)

Careful with that axe!

Cheers

Dick


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caroline said 3423 days ago (July 9th, 2008)
erm.... i dunno about the cardigan question...
i'll have to ask some yankee doodles!! thank you for dropping by dick - big loves xox
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jiguma said 3424 days ago (July 8th, 2008)
:)
.. but you told me you were only 25 Caro!

Top post - "punish my spouse" - love that line!

H.M. Caro rules!

Lovely playing Fran - if you get a country band together, I'd like to volunteer for the bass position please. Rehearsals could be difficult .... but I'll get there somehow ;)

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caroline said 3423 days ago (July 9th, 2008)
you're quite right jiggy!!
i did tell you that i was only 25 but... i told you twice!!! :) let me know when you and fran get it together and i will dig out some gingham and my pink, fringed boots!! btw - i stole the pms line from fran!! big loves and thank you xoxo
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FEEL said 3424 days ago (July 8th, 2008)
Sweet Caroline
Such fine piece of kick 'n Kountry. Thanks for the 'n lite mint... Nice Chops 'n ther as well.
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caroline said 3423 days ago (July 9th, 2008)
thank you john...
mint and chops?? it sounds like dinner ;) xox
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alfalpha said 3424 days ago (July 8th, 2008)
LOL!
What would we do without Caroline?
:)

xxx

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caroline said 3423 days ago (July 9th, 2008)
:) ....
maybe we'd have more time to make ice-cream!!! big loves bp xoxoxo
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bud said 3423 days ago (July 8th, 2008)
Fantastic Caroline
and the gang you've gathered round you - what a fine tune. Love the lyrics - especially the last verse - had me cracking up.
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caroline said 3423 days ago (July 9th, 2008)
thank you bud -
how blessed can one girl be?? i love my gang - hugs xoxo
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said 3423 days ago (July 8th, 2008)
mah fav'rt line
"...but the wedding left me with my ovaries ... "

Precious :) OK, so I've earwax to clean out. LOL

. - H
caroline said 3423 days ago (July 9th, 2008)
so... if i've been married 3 times...
is that six ovaries??? :D watch out for those eardrums!! apricots, bananas and plums!! xoxox
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J.A.Stewart said 3423 days ago (July 8th, 2008)
Hahahahahahahaha
(spit up)... Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Caroline, I'll tell you why I immediately recognize this as a Country tune... The moment I hear there's a menopausal woman nearby, I know that it's time to... HEAD FOR THE HILLS!!!!!!

Especially when they are pondering the usefulness of axes AND "have a gun and know how to use it." LOL

You are WAY too much fun, my dear. ;)


--- Joe
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caroline said 3423 days ago (July 9th, 2008)
we'll find you in the hills joe!!!
nowhere to run to!!! nowhere to hide!!! *leaves to sharpen the axe and buy more bullets!!! lol - mwah xoxoxo
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E-Frame Wrecker said 3423 days ago (July 9th, 2008)
Post-Punk Nashville girl
Interesting Country/Americana sound with the screechy guitar riffs. You know this has a real cutting-edge aura about it. And your words are absolutely brilliant! Reminds me of what some of my Punk Rocker friends are doing now. You'd be a total hit with them.
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caroline said 3423 days ago (July 9th, 2008)
it's hard to believe that this dippy hippy ended up...
being post-punk!!! your punk rocker friends are menopausal too??? sheesh - poor things!!! `;) - thank you for dropping by and for your delicious comments xox
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rabittwhole said 3423 days ago (July 9th, 2008)
well ...
if i can stop giggling .... well i can't ... very cool caroline! :-] jack
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caroline said 3421 days ago (July 11th, 2008)
thank you jack
and may your rabbits always find a whole ;) i looove to make you giggle xoxo
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screamalexz said 3423 days ago (July 9th, 2008)
:)
your songs are always fun and the lyrics always seem a little silly it's nice and fun :) i love how you sing as always :)hehe things you could do with an ax.. i was thinking such at work tonight as i stocked them..
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caroline said 3421 days ago (July 11th, 2008)
silly lyrics??
baby boy!!! what are you saying??!! LOL - remember ... send me a dozen of those axes!!! big loves little one xoxox
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guitapick said 3423 days ago (July 9th, 2008)
Thoughtful...
...sensitive...somewhat Elizabethan in style and intent, I believe...

Great, great tune...so funny..."Punish My Spouse", indeed...

Fran: you're a natural with this style...
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caroline said 3421 days ago (July 11th, 2008)
thoughtful?? sensitive?? LMAO
and we're gonna let hubbie out of the cellar at the end of the week but .. only if he promises to be good ;) - thank you for your appreciation xoxo
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damiengh said 3423 days ago (July 9th, 2008)
refreshing
Menopause.....hmmmmmmmmm

A pause from men. That's it.

The Pause that refreshes??

Loved the words of warning to us men.

It takes a country girl to deal with them symptoms, and your song definitely, makes you a country gal. Yee Haw!

Great one.



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caroline said 3421 days ago (July 11th, 2008)
a pause for men?? NEVER!!!
thank you for your appreciation - and let's hope that lots of you heed the warning .. now i'm off back to the hills xox
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Ibstrat said 3423 days ago (July 9th, 2008)
Very
funny stuff.Very creative- great song!
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caroline said 3421 days ago (July 11th, 2008)
thank you
may the muse keep us all creative and may i always see the funny side - much love xoxo
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apb said 3423 days ago (July 9th, 2008)
Eek!
.. a song about woman's things .. and .. eek .. bits ..*puts head in sand* at mention of ostrichin'. ;o)

Loved it! Fabulous wit and charm in the lyrics (what else would one expect?) .. and Fran is countrying like he's been in that field for some time .. a fun song you too: a fine diversion for Fran meethinks and .. well .. more of what we all love from my dear bud Brunch xoxox.

Deservedly popular- explains all that panning in SL! ;o)
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caroline said 3421 days ago (July 11th, 2008)
alan ... you keep me sane when i am mad and..
cool when i am hot ... nobody could wish for a better friend.. that said... wtf did i put that pan??!!!! big loves to my special friend ... brunch xoxoxo
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Foinix said 3423 days ago (July 9th, 2008)
menopause
Very fun, very cool, very creative and very caro! Great job on this one - almost sounds like you lost that british accent for awhile!
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caroline said 3421 days ago (July 11th, 2008)
thank you for bringing your gorgeous
bum over here - well spotted ... i did try to sound yankee doodle for a while but gave up - i thought someone might spot how very unauthentic it would sound!! big loves - mwah mwah xoxox
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EEFliess said 3422 days ago (July 10th, 2008)
oh my gawd
Caroline, I laughed so hard I....well, perhaps that would be too much information
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caroline said 3421 days ago (July 11th, 2008)
oi vey!!!
i hope you won't have to change the cover on that chair now!! thank you for your support habibi - much much love xoxo
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MIRx said 3421 days ago (July 11th, 2008)
This is no less than LETHAL!
Now, if I wasn't dead by laughing, right now, I would say this made me think of a scene from the Blues Brothers movie, where they go playing in this place and the stage is behind some kind of protection net, and you get to know what that's meant for when the band starts playing and people throw everything they have at reach to them!
I think you also should put such a net when posting tunes like this!
All the band really did a killer work, here, and judging from the result, much much fun has been had by everybody (listeners included)!
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caroline said 3421 days ago (July 11th, 2008)
phew .... i am so happy that
you are still out there in the big, wide world - thank you so much for finding your way back to comment and enjoy - mwaaah xoxox
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thetiler said 3420 days ago (July 11th, 2008)
Ha
Hubbie is a louse so PMS means "Punish My Spouse",
You have some pretty funny lines Caroline.

It's gets tough as we get older and this song just proved it, even though I am from the opposite sex and can sympathize for sure.

This is a tune that need to be written. lIke the ending to, kind of reminds me of Jerry Reed and how some of his story songs would end in him talking with somebody. LIke that.
Way to Go!
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caroline said 3398 days ago (August 3rd, 2008)
i stole that funny line from...
fran!! well... actually... he gave it to me!! glad you liked it bill - thank you for stopping by and saying so xox
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buckhorn said 3419 days ago (July 12th, 2008)
Great Writing
Sounds like and instant classic to me. I would play this for "she who must be obeyed"but I don't know if she would laugh or hit me. Very entertaining.
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caroline said 3398 days ago (August 3rd, 2008)
i hope she will laugh ....
let me know!! thank you for your appreciation x
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kristyjo said 3419 days ago (July 13th, 2008)
Hot! Hot! Hot!
This could be the theme song for the staff at one of the schools I teach at! Very clever lyrics, and fun country style music.
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caroline said 3398 days ago (August 3rd, 2008)
very!! very!! very!!!
i know plenty of schools were it would be appropriate too - glad you enjoyed - thank you xox
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Lightman- said 3414 days ago (July 18th, 2008)
Happy
What a happy tune/song.... I like this style of music... It's really happy... Can say the word "Happy" again and again, about this song... Thanks for sharing...
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caroline said 3398 days ago (August 3rd, 2008)
happy you say???
sure?? LOL - glad you liked it mr lightman - thank you for saying so xoxox
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VicDiesel said 3413 days ago (July 19th, 2008)
Love those old Tammy Wynette songs!
I didn't know that after D-I-V-O-R-C-E she wrote M-E-N-O-P-A-U-S-E, but it's a worthy followup.

Ah, don't you live that wholesome country living....
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caroline said 3398 days ago (August 3rd, 2008)
i'm chewing on a straw as i type...
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HipHopMoses said 3411 days ago (July 21st, 2008)
LOL I think ... He he he
Though I feel I've ventured into a room full of estrogen or lack their of (female convo), so I'll just say well done and keep my mouth shut :D lol
Moses

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caroline said 3398 days ago (August 3rd, 2008)
wise choice mr hiphop!!!
i am so happy that you liked this song - thank you for saying so xoxoxo
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said 3400 days ago (August 1st, 2008)
LMAO!!
That was priceless!!

Well done Carolie! That is just some fantastic writing.
Hats off the the geetar picker. Sounded great Ziti.

I'm surprised its not all over the internet.

Superb song and production. Bravo!


Chris
caroline said 3398 days ago (August 3rd, 2008)
awww - welcome to this page brs..
i am so happy that you stopped by .. maybe - one day - i will make a video and post it to youtube - maybe!! big loves xoxoxo
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Robert Rayner said 3396 days ago (August 5th, 2008)
Great Song!
I agree with all the comments here, especially the ladieees!

I'm old enough, (with experiences and bruises) to know what to say and when. And also when to say nothing at all.

Fantastic lyrics, vocals and guitars.

Loved it x
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snowdragon said 3384 days ago (August 17th, 2008)
I would laugh
but ... well, you know.


Nice job Kaz
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caroline said 3384 days ago (August 17th, 2008)
thank you snow....
what? not even a snigger - shesh maybe you better borrow my ax :) big loves xoxo
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jie said 3365 days ago (September 5th, 2008)
yee hah
been away for a while. knew i could rely on lady caroline to cheer me up. love it take care
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caroline said 3239 days ago (January 9th, 2009)
bless you...
sorry - i didn't realize that you had passed through!!! nice to see you - thank you and take care yourself too! xox
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woofer3 said 3239 days ago (January 8th, 2009)
does huour belong in music -
I think you've answered that with this song - it reminds me in someways of a Frank Zappa spoof from "You are what you is" - called Harder than your husband.

This is a very entertaining and witty song and above all it brings me up which most music these days doesn't.

Good work, Caroline.
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caroline said 3239 days ago (January 9th, 2009)
if you're up then i'm happy and...
i totally agree - if i want to be depressed there are many, MANY, other ways than music!! thank you for your comment and your appreciation and for being my first comment of 2009 xox
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sloparts said 3218 days ago (January 30th, 2009)
I guess it's fair to say
this is one Hot (cold) tune Caroline. I'm really rather happy I'm at least 4000 miles away at this particular time, I'm not sure it would be safe to be any closer. LMAO ;-)

But as for the song, I just love it. Hits the mark from what I've seen and endured, but then I guess it's nothing like what you girls have to go through. Great funny track Caroline, whether it was meant to be or not. I just love it.

Be well and be cool (Puhlease)

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caroline said 3214 days ago (February 3rd, 2009)
thank you ed
since u/l'ing that song things have started to cool down ... in fact, in light of the current snow... i am looking into thermal underwear!! who knew?? thanks again for dropping by - i love visitors xox
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Moviz said 3214 days ago (February 3rd, 2009)
This is Hilarious
Caroline..... and so familiar too LOL, great idea for a song and so well put together and performed..... great sense of humour, regards M
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caroline said 3214 days ago (February 3rd, 2009)
great sense of humour???
i am in awe since i listened to your reunion march - i wanna write a musical with you!! thank you for taking the time to listen and comment xox
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peacepiano said 3208 days ago (February 9th, 2009)
Ha Ha Ha
My wife is just now heading into this.... Thanks for the warnings!

Bill
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caroline said 3168 days ago (March 21st, 2009)
you are welcome...
hope it helps you to be just that extra bit pink and fuzzy during the days ahead x
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Joanna said 3200 days ago (February 17th, 2009)
Holy mother of all that's holy!
This is not the sort of song I should've missed! Caroziti? Oh, no, I should not have had this much of life go past without having this in my head. I'm getting hot flashes just thinking about it. Caroline, Ziti -- DEEPEST BOWS to you both!!
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caroline said 3168 days ago (March 21st, 2009)
thank you so much joanna
wasn't i blessed to have use of fran's fantastic fingers?!! you'll be interested to know that in blighty we call them 'flushes' not 'flashes' - either way .. it's too darn hot!! big loves my dear xoxox
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blindsidedpoets said 3169 days ago (March 20th, 2009)
Awesome
I am going to make my wife listen to this, no being mean, she has a good sense of things :)
and that guitar work, omg, awesome!, the slide solo, killer!
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caroline said 3168 days ago (March 21st, 2009)
nice to have met you blindside and..
thank you for comin' to me chune!! fran is amaaazing - i am lucky indeed to have him as a friend - welcome to macjams - enjoy!
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crissew said 3010 days ago (August 26th, 2009)
LOL
Hilarious. Loved it. You have a lovely old school voice. I miss that sound in todays modern music.
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caroline said 3010 days ago (August 26th, 2009)
thank you
your comment made me smile x
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The_ChickMunks said 3009 days ago (August 27th, 2009)
lolol......
..is london still bitter???
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caroline said 3009 days ago (August 27th, 2009)
the only bitter i know is the amount that
a certain someone couldn't stop drinking a decade ago when they were meant to be working - i cannot say more without talking to my solicitor
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FleshFest said 3005 days ago (August 31st, 2009)
Yelling in the kitchen.
I cant really empathize with the whole menopause thing, however in the outro when you began yelling, just to finish off an already awesome song , you iced my cake instantly. Thanks
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caroline said 3005 days ago (August 31st, 2009)
yelling all over the house!!!
thank YOU x
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Dharma_Logos said 2849 days ago (February 3rd, 2010)
F*ing funny!
This is a great song with excellent performance and production. Vocals are a bit loud, but that's the only problem. But if you want to sing like an American country singer you can't pronounce the H in "herbs".
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caroline said 2849 days ago (February 3rd, 2010)
damn it!! you're right
about the 'erbs thing - and it's too late to change it!! grrrrrr!! nice to have a comment in 2010 though so thank you :) xox
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Mosaica said 2528 days ago (December 21st, 2010)
Ab Fab!
This has to be one of my favourites of your songs! So so clever, I'm going to post it to my menopausal sister right now...!
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