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Bovines on Steriods by NomadicMind [Email]

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Last Played: Nov 06, 2008 - 07:57:04 AM
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Uploaded: Jul 25, 2008 - 04:06:10 PM
Last Updated: Jul 25, 2008 - 04:06:10 PM



Description:
Salute the bovine master race

Lyrics:
Bovines on Steroids

They’re at the starting line
Beefcake by design
Our training regimen
Makes for profitable specimens

Bigger stronger faster cheaper
More meat, more moolah

We’ve stiff competition
We’ve got the best veterinarians
Working in the laboratory
We’ve got the technology

It’s undetectable
Its injectable
Umm, delectable
The judges can’t smell it and can’t even taste it

Bigger stronger faster cheaper
More meat, more moolah

Bovines on steroids
Frankenstein’s team in the meat olympics
Bovines on steroids
Next the pigs are gonna fly!

Who needs exercise
We’ll make them metabolize
With hydroxylase
Salute the bovine master race


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hey &mdash 07/25/08 - 04:52:36 PM
awesome subject material. i haven't eaten meat since Nirvanas first record came out, and that S#*T pisses me off. not cool to anyone. cool punk rock attitude and snarl. that chorus is great. almost reminds me of the Subhumans. great track.

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my beef &mdash 07/26/08 - 01:08:06 PM
thanks michael2...

You're more admirable than me regarding bovine consumption. I know it's a shit thing, and yet I am tempted again and again.

When the cloned one's hit the market, if I don't quit then at least I'm gonna organize the cows to overthrow the system.



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Clever... &mdash 07/26/08 - 12:35:48 PM
as always. I was just explaining to someone yesterday that big words don't make for good lyrics --- one or two syllables work best. But look at you. Hahahaha. Hydroxylase. !! Terrific. The vocals were dead on. The sound of someone who's on the edge of a conniption. Fabuloso, hombre.

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my conniption &mdash 07/26/08 - 01:16:33 PM
thanks Roca...

I admit, I wouldn't have been able to rhyme hydroxylase with bovine master race without google. It's amazing (and disturbing) what you can learn about bovine steroids online.

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Great &mdash 07/26/08 - 01:20:53 PM
Cool beat.... Good riffs on the guitar... I like the sound of it, and sitting and rocks to the music.... Great song...

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