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santa clause is bringing me a stukka


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woofer3

 Genre: Rock

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to be like hermann goering only lighter.

Written in May this year while staying at St.Helier, Jersey.
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Lyrics
Santa Clause is bringing me a Stukka.
[written 2008]

CHORUS Santa Clause is bringing me a Stukka,
He said that it would fly just like a bird,
I could be a pilot with a future,
And strike a blow for Germany I’ve heard.

VERSE 1. I always thought I’d like to be a fighter,
A hero and a warrior supreme,
Be like Hermann Goring only lighter,
It’s a dream – it’s a dream.

VERSE 2. I always kept a photograph of Himmler,
Hanging on the lavatory wall,
Just another double chin gorilla,
Mr. fat – Mr. Small.

CHORUS Santa Clause is bringing me a Stukka,
He said that it would fly just like a bird,
I could be a pilot with a future,
And strike a blow for Germany I’ve heard.

Guitar break…………as Chorus……..

BRIDGE. They say that we will soon be over England,
Where Hurricanes and Spitfires lay in wait,
Maybe this could be their finest hour – but-
It’s not like they said it was –
The Spit’s too fast – I just picked up a bullet –
In my –
YES –YES – YES –

VERSE 3. The fuhrer thinks the enemy is bluffing,
He’s telling them it’s only just begun,
Now it seems they’re giving us a stuffing.
Three to one - three to one.

Repeat Chorus with breaks

Repeat Chorus – half time-

Repeat Chorus –normal to outro………………………………
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Hits: 1016
Comments: 17
Fans: 13
Plays: 77
Downloads: 37
Votes: 5
Uploaded: Jul 30, 2008 - 09:00:06 PM
Last Updated: Jul 30, 2008 - 09:00:06 PM Last Played: Oct 18, 2009 - 10:28:57 PM
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Comments
Feter said 466 days ago (July 30th, 2008)
santa clause is bringing me a stukka
Great great rock n roll ..very upbeat sound ..
all so cool ..this song so filled and I loved it
will never believe it came on here ..but a vinyl
45 single ..the sound so classic ..so hot ..
Rock on ...thnx for sharin !!!!!
woofer3 said 466 days ago (July 31st, 2008)
A nutty track-
I think Feter!

I tried to get a sort of Jerry Lee Lewis when he was at Sun sound by rolling the piano around a bit. For you to say this sounds like one of those old 45rpms is just abount the nicest thing you can say to me because of course I was brought up on them.

Thank you once again listening.

John.
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lengold said 466 days ago (July 31st, 2008)
Another example
of great songcraft - every song is like a lesson for me in how to do it. My lesson today was thinking of singing in half time sometimes.
Fantastically bizarre lyrics and woofer catchyness. Great Joanna.
I used to love Jersey - haven't been for years.
Cheers
Len


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woofer3 said 466 days ago (July 31st, 2008)
I wasn't too sure
whether to post this or not, it was all done so very quickly. I'm glad you enjoyed it and to be honest I don't think I've ever had more fun doing a track. The half time bit started by accident when I got the count wrong on one of the takes and thought-"that sounds ok"- so it's a bit of a lesson for me really as well, though I think the main lesson here is sixty years old and that is -not to screw with Spitfires- I always thought along with the hurricanes, they looked such heroic little planes and am so proud of our RAF at that time, particularly for those few months in 1940 when they stood alone.

You're right Len, Jersey is lovely and it's people as well.

Thank for listening,

John.

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MarkHolbrook said 465 days ago (July 31st, 2008)
Well John
I think this is very Jerry Lee!

Once again the mix is perfect, the sound is great, the lyric... ha ha... I love them!

You are one very creative man!!!
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woofer3 said 465 days ago (August 1st, 2008)
evidence of -
- a misspent youth - my aunt used to go up the wall when I used to play the piano like that.

Thank you Marc, I'm always pleased to know you've listened to my songs.

John.
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michael2 said 465 days ago (July 31st, 2008)
sweet
this is great, like a Dr. Demento song that was a good song as well as a hoot. I would have listened to this as a child and had no idea what you were going on about.you got that production perfection, like a lost one hit wonder gem. love that guitar solo with the slide. what a treat this is.
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woofer3 said 465 days ago (August 1st, 2008)
I have always liked-
novelty records even from the twenties and thirties- in fact I think some of the best ones come from this period and so I suppose that maybe this is that side of me starting to show! The only thing I've ever hear by DR.Demanto is -Fish Heads - which brought a smile to my face.

I'm really glad you liked this track, also thank you for your comments.

John.
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cjdaley said 464 days ago (August 1st, 2008)
stukka
use it on these useless french instead !
woofer3 said 463 days ago (August 2nd, 2008)
oh I'm afraid -
I love France and the French - couldn't hear of it old chap. Thank you for listening.
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dajama said 464 days ago (August 1st, 2008)
Very cool
Love the lyrics - very witty and smart. Great melody, good singing, and nice piano work. Vocal sounds a little far back in the mix for my taste (but that could also be my crappy speakers!) but the mix and sound is good. Very cool. Thanks for sharing. Peace.
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woofer3 said 463 days ago (August 2nd, 2008)
thanks for listening-
and taking time to comment, it's greatly appreciated.

Nevertheless you ought to see my speakers!!

John.
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guygrooves said 464 days ago (August 1st, 2008)
Great piece
of rock and roll history lol. You do write some very clever songs and this one is no exception. I really enjoyed my listen John. I'm sure if it was around in the day, this would have been a huge hit, and you would have been the inventor of Rock and Roll.
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woofer3 said 463 days ago (August 2nd, 2008)
Thank you Guy
well I've never told anyone this before but I did actually invent rock'n'roll.......really - I taught Jerry Lee Lewis the left hand to Whole lotta shakin' goin' on.

John.
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AcetyleneJukebox said 463 days ago (August 2nd, 2008)
LOL
Clever rock/comedy piece. Nice work.
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woofer3 said 463 days ago (August 2nd, 2008)
your comments are appreciated
thank you for listening.

John.
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helenmorris said 463 days ago (August 3rd, 2008)
Great song
This is such an amazing number and I think you play a lot better than Jerry Lee
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woofer3 said 462 days ago (August 3rd, 2008)
well well well
flattery will get you everywhere so they say. Thanx for listening and glad you enjoyed this novelty song.

John.
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mowguy3 said 462 days ago (August 3rd, 2008)
Your Mind
is one of a kind!!! Great rockin tune. And as usual your production is top notch.
Thanks and be well, Russ
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woofer3 said 462 days ago (August 3rd, 2008)
you know
I replied to this earlier and it's gone !!!!gremlins I think or maybe MacGremlins. Anyway, here we go again - thank you Russ I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Best wishes,

John
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said 456 days ago (August 10th, 2008)
santa clause is bringng me a stukka
It's that piano. I am a real sucker for it. love the way you play it
(Always have) Great song.
Your voice is not bad either :) Well done on this one also,

Peace Dee.
woofer3 said 456 days ago (August 10th, 2008)
Thank you Dee darling-
good to hear from you.

Johnny Jape.
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Monkaton said 435 days ago (August 31st, 2008)
It's Good You're Back
Glad to see you back on Mac Jams. Love the song and the development of the chorus near the end.

Great lyrics too!!!
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woofer3 said 435 days ago (August 31st, 2008)
it's nice to be back
I thought this could be an early Christmas song !

Thanks for listening, the end was more by luck than judgement.

John
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bonnieprincejohnny said 336 days ago (December 7th, 2008)
Fanazitastic.
I like the line about being like Herman only lighter and the rollin' piano on the repeat chorus. Crack open the champagne and the panzerfaust -
das ist gute.
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woofer3 said 308 days ago (January 4th, 2009)
sorry for my late response
Thanks for taking the time to listen.

John
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