I got more doh than homma
french toast catch my aroma
Im layed back in the cut like a handfull of soma
and ill still be rockin mics from the moon to arizona
you do what you do and ill set the roof on fire
Im gunna amaze while you sit there and perspire
I slither kinda slow through your town kinda slow like a slug
syrup steady drippin while my butter starts to bug
im in desperate need for some more powdered sugar
I just joined mensa while your steady pickin boogas
I may just be some french toast but im rather intilectual
True indeed my whole style is abominable
dont make me get louder than a tractor pull
cause none of my statements are retractable (Lets just see how fast I can put you in the hospital )
Im lookin at you crazy cause i dont like your attitude
your lookin at me crazy cause you think that Im rude .
Frnch toast on a mission and Im not here to please
So back the hell up i never cover when I sneeze

Hook
you do you you stupid eggs and bacon and Ill do me while I try to teach the nation you do you I can see your strait hattin and Ill do me while i gather up the hench men you do you you can do it all day an let me do me cause I aint nobodies entree

A whole lotta emcees think there badder than the toast
Im here to tell you that Im hotter than a pot roast
your serously styleless you know you wanna bite this
you can never sink your teath into this its stait hope;ess
so step aside while I mentally devide
your all shivaled up and lookin so freeze dried
Im lookin so fly like a polypeptide
you look alright but your burnin up inside
Metiphoically speakin my words stick to you like glue
its alright to call dj french toast your guru
I didnt even have use my masterfull kungfu
sense french toast is the most you better stick to tofu
and now that you know you can come and be my side kick
and if your japaneese you better put aside your chopsticks
you need a knife and fork to devour this french toast
and when I slide down you become my host .