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Song about a guy that takes a big crap in a bathroom. It describes him and the magnitude of his gift.
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Big fat boy
Sitting on the toilet
Big fat boy
Pinching off a turd
Big fat boy
Sitting on the toilet,
He's taking a crap
Without saying a word.
Monster boy grabs a magazine and heads straight for the door.
He's gonna be gone for at least an hour, sometimes, maybe more.
Concocting another soup de jour, framed in porcelain,
You don't need the exterminator, he's gonna fumigate again.
Big fat boy
Sitting on the toilet
Big fat boy
Pinching off a turd
Big fat boy
Sitting on the toilet,
He's taking a crap
Without saying a word.
Grunts and groans are emanating from behind the bathroom walls,
He's careful not to dunk his hanging schween dangling between his balls.
He fills the bowl with pound cake chunks, he'll pinch a dozen or two,
When you see the prize he's left behind, you'll know what brown can do for you.
Big fat boy
Sitting on the toilet
Big fat boy
Pinching off a turd
Big fat boy
Sitting on the toilet,
He's taking a crap
Without saying a word.
When he's done he'll clog the pipes, let me tell you, it won't be cute.
How in the hell can all that crap come from only a single poop chute?
The Guiness book will then arrive and proceed to document
That massive mound that's now become a national monument!
Big fat boy
Sitting on the toilet
Big fat boy
Pinching off a turd
Big fat boy
Sitting on the toilet,
He's taking a crap
Without saying a word. (repeats)
Sitting on the toilet
Big fat boy
Pinching off a turd
Big fat boy
Sitting on the toilet,
He's taking a crap
Without saying a word.
Monster boy grabs a magazine and heads straight for the door.
He's gonna be gone for at least an hour, sometimes, maybe more.
Concocting another soup de jour, framed in porcelain,
You don't need the exterminator, he's gonna fumigate again.
Big fat boy
Sitting on the toilet
Big fat boy
Pinching off a turd
Big fat boy
Sitting on the toilet,
He's taking a crap
Without saying a word.
Grunts and groans are emanating from behind the bathroom walls,
He's careful not to dunk his hanging schween dangling between his balls.
He fills the bowl with pound cake chunks, he'll pinch a dozen or two,
When you see the prize he's left behind, you'll know what brown can do for you.
Big fat boy
Sitting on the toilet
Big fat boy
Pinching off a turd
Big fat boy
Sitting on the toilet,
He's taking a crap
Without saying a word.
When he's done he'll clog the pipes, let me tell you, it won't be cute.
How in the hell can all that crap come from only a single poop chute?
The Guiness book will then arrive and proceed to document
That massive mound that's now become a national monument!
Big fat boy
Sitting on the toilet
Big fat boy
Pinching off a turd
Big fat boy
Sitting on the toilet,
He's taking a crap
Without saying a word. (repeats)
