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Santa Claus Ain't Comin' 'Round (This Year) by BossHook
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A cautionary tale about recessionary cuts up at the North Pole this year.

Bruce Springstoner stopped by with his trusty sidekick Tallahassee Steve Van Go to deliver the broken candy canes.

Wrote this for another one of those parody videos of the other Boss that my buddy Pete is doing.

Thanks Alan, you always take it up a level!

Bruce Springstoner (me): Guitars, vocals, Christmas type percussions, harmonica.
Tallahassee Steve Van Go (Alan-Northpoint): Bass and Backer Vocals.

(c)2008 Boss Hook Music


Lyrics:
Santa Claus Ain’t Comin’ ‘Round (This Year)

© 2008 John LaMantia for Boss Hook Music


There’s no joy up at the North Pole
Where Santa is this year
There’s just no work for all his Elves
I heard he’s laying off some reindeer
With the economy in recession
Bush has finally broke the bank
Raising oil prices to fight a senseless war
We got nothing left for our gas tanks

So say goodbye to Christmas shopping
Adios to Holiday cheer
Santa’s just too busted broke to make it to your Town this year
Santa Claus ain’t comin’ around!

It don’t make much difference
If you’re naughty or you’re nice
Cause you’re not making Santa’s list
I checked it once, and twice, no dice
The only list I saw your name on
Had no video games or GI Joes
Just a foreclosure on your mortgage
While your investments hit all-time lows

So say goodbye to Christmas shopping
Adios to Holiday cheer
Santa’s just too busted broke to make it to your Town this year
Santa Claus ain’t comin’ around!

So you better not cry! You better not shout!
You better not pout, I’m telling you why,
Santa’s just too busted broke to make it to your Town this year
Santa Claus ain’t comin’ around!


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Lennon714 said 212 days ago (December 4th, 2008)
haha
Diamond Dave once said, "If he's the Boss, then I quit". I actually like Springsteen, though. Springstoner sounds just as good! Great harmonies.
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BossHook said 212 days ago (December 4th, 2008)
I forgot
about that Diamond Dave quote, but its still very funny to hear now, even from the Bozy Bozy Bop.
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Feter said 212 days ago (December 4th, 2008)
WOW
Kudos to Alan as well !!!!
Feter said 212 days ago (December 4th, 2008)
Santa Claus Ain't Comin' 'Round
WHAT a powerful song my friend ..your vocal just stunning
the band so tight and rock so good ...what a great lyrics
as well ....man ... deepest bow !!!!
guitapick said 211 days ago (December 5th, 2008)
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Got that right, Boss...I'm ridin' shotgun with ya, buddy...hohoho...
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egobandit said 211 days ago (December 5th, 2008)
this
has to be the best song i have heard in about ten years excellent!!!!! when the sheriff comes to my house can I give him a copy of this song on cd !
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Bob Rodgers said 206 days ago (December 10th, 2008)
Superb!
Just like The Boss and I love this, great song!

Excellent lyrics and vocals!

Bob
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bronco said 168 days ago (January 18th, 2009)
Right on the mark
I missed this one before Xmas. Love the lyrics, so true they jump right off the screen and speakers. I had thought about writing a song about the economy but the way you did it and integrated it with Xmas makes it kind of a moot point now. Of course there is always something new coming around the corner. Sad but true!
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