Cyril’s got a caravan, Cyril’s got a car,
Cyril is a man with his mind in a jar,
He brings out his caravan for all to see –
Then he puts it away just in time for tea.

There’s one more thing that you ought to know -
It was parked on the grass when it wasn’t on show,
I thought he’d have had himself a concrete space,
Something he could utilize in every case.

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Then one day and out of the blue,
0utside Cyril’s there was somebody new,
A builder and his truck with a sign demanding.
Your attention please for a new hard standing.

Chorus
Now everybody’s looking at Cyril’s hard standing,
It’s been in the air for quite some time,
Everybody’s admiring Cyril’s hard standing-
Cyril’s hard standing looks just fine.

Now that it’s here and it’s here to stay,
With Cyril so proud keeping fans away,
Envious folks that are getting in a flap.
About the new hard standing Cyril’s put on the map.

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It’s always there and a sight to see,
It looks real good and it don’t have to move.
It don’t have to be in the street no more,
‘Cos it’s always on show and it’s always in store.

Repeat Chorus

Guitar break

Repeat Chorus.