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Hello Magazine © Graeme Hobbs 2008
The Stars in Heaven shining
But they ain't got that sheen
as the stars that are appearing
in Hello magazine

We're other worldly creatures
Bursting with our self esteem
and you're no-one if you've never been
in Hello magazine

Like Kraftwerk showroom dummies
made of wax'n'plasticine
just put us in our poses
in hello magazine

Dressed in some design creation
by some dotty fruity queen
I'll be wearing on the pages
of Hello magazine

It's money masturbation
that is sure to make me cream
you'll be coming over pages
of Hello magazine

Gala balls and functions darling
places to be seen
and you never have to spread your legs
for Hello magazine

My home of gilt and marble
I'm sure you're absolutely green
Even though it's dead and soulless
just like Hello magazine

I'm from a carnival of horrors
and I'm so rich that it's obscene
Come and see me with the other freaks
in Hello magazine

We've got it and we flaunt it
and it's hard luck if we're mean
cuz we're smug and smarmy bastards here
in Hello magazine

It's glossy big and shiny
But somehow it feels unclean
The pornography of wealth portrayed
in Hello magazine






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