Drooling Stomp

Ok, here are the rules
Take a shot
Every time he says maverick
Every time he says change
Take a shot
Those are the rules

Oh man!
What’s goin’ on?
I’m spinning
What’s goin’ on?

Ok, new rules
Take a shot
Every time a pundit speculates
Every time a blogger bloviates
Every time they run that stupid election graphic
And play that stupid news music

Oh man!
What’s goin’ on?
I’m spinning
What’s goin’ on?

Hey we won!
We got change!
(take a shot)
Yes, we can!
Umm, at least I think we can…
Maybe when I sober up
I’ll be a better judge
Of what’s goin’ on
But for now:
Celebrate
What’s goin’ on