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Get Real, Mommy

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seriously mommy. get real.
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this song is for my mommy./hi mommy. this song is for you.
my mommy/she was our 4-H leader/whenever we would do projects with felt/mommy would say to jazz it up/with glitter, or sequins, or rhinestones/4-H got kind of old with mommy in the driver's seat
oh mommy what the hell/mommy what the hell
oh mommy what the hell/mommy what the hell
now don't think that i don't like my mommy. it's just that sometimes she does really weird-ass things like giving me juiceboxes without straws. i mean, get real, mommy. you really need a straw to drink a juice box.
oh mommy what the hell/mommy what the
oh mommy what the hell/mommy what the hell
my mommy/she wears really high-waisted pants/
the kind that were popular/in the mid-eighties to the early nineties/one time i had a costume party/
and my friend wore some shorts like that as a joke/
mommy said to her/hey beth i really like your shorts.
oh mommy what the hell...
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Hits: 758
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Plays: 135
Downloads: 39
Votes: 4
Uploaded: Dec 06, 2004 - 12:37:37 PM
Last Updated: Dec 03, 2004 - 12:01:49 PM Last Played: May 08, 2009 - 12:22:25 PM
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said 1817 days ago (December 6th, 2004)
This is a keeper
Maybe I send this to my Mom on Mother's Day.
pooey said 1790 days ago (January 2nd, 2005)
Heh
Maybe I'll send this to MY mom on mother's day--"See
mom, I'm not such a bad child after all!"

Very funny stuff. Love it.
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