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I smoke a pipe

I smoke a pipe

Despite all the negative hype

I smoke a pipe



Just like detective Sherlock Holmes

I smoke a pipe when I'm on the roam

It makes me feel like I'm right at home

until my girl starts to bitch and moan

so I'll just have to smoke and toke all alone

I think I'll even take the hook off the phone


Ashtray and matches at my side

with my pipe I will Abide

sitting on my derriere blowing smoke into the air

I hold the pipe right in my hand

It makes me feel like a new man

Let's smoke a pipe and get intellectual

oral fixatious

psuedo, psycho, sexual



I smoke a pipe

I smoke a pipe

Despite all the negative hype

I smoke a pipe



Whether it's morning, noon or night

To smoke is just to feel all right

That's why I like....to smoke a pipe



With a book or with a friend

the pipe's all right to append

to your mouth to take a puff

soon you'll see this is good stuff

With Salinger, Vonnegut, or Poe

I like to smoke my pipe real slow

Their creative words start to fill my brain

While my Sasieni 4-dot, it'll keep me sane

With a light aromatic or dark cavendish

I will pack a bowl and I will have my wish

I like my pipe with a cup of joe

Just like a fish loves his H2O



I love my pipe



Wether I'm jogging or ridding my bike

to smoke is just to feel all right

that's why I like to smoke my pipe



Some guys like football and such

But I prefer the sweet tasting touch

Of my pipe licking my lip

While I puff and feel real hip

Cuz pipes are cool don't you see

Whatever your color race or creed

Native Americans they all had it right

They hunted with bows and arrows

and they all seemed to smoke a pipe



I smoke a pipe

I smoke a pipe

Despite all the negative hype

I smoke a pipe