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This is a very silly song. There is nothing serious about it, I assure you. I wrote it strictly to amuse myself, and perhaps some of you.
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Oh, my life is quite a mess
Since I got me this ole Mac
Everyone wants to be a star

Wouldn't be so bad if
They'd stayed clear of applejack
And didn't spend their days at Big Tom's Bar

They're all cussin' and fightin'
And keeping their knives sharp
Cuz my husband plays the banjo
And my boyfriend plays the harp

Neither wants the rhythm
Or the background, it is true
Both want the lead in my song!

So they play in sweaty frenzy
Hopin' t'other will turn blue
Me oh my, just listen – this is wrong!

They're all cussin' and fightin'
And keeping their knives sharp
Cuz my husband plays the banjo
And my boyfriend plays the harp

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Comments: 10
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Plays: 163
Downloads: 126
Votes: 9
Uploaded: Dec 12, 2004 - 02:59:04 PM
Last Updated: Dec 12, 2004 - 02:43:43 PM Last Played: May 21, 2017 - 11:57:24 PM
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said 4547 days ago (December 12th, 2004)
HeHeh!
This is fun! You silly girl. Hubby and BF like this?
Joanna said 4547 days ago (December 12th, 2004)
HeHeh!
Ha! Thanks for having some fun with me!
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ka-klick said 4547 days ago (December 12th, 2004)
As the shrub said on the carrier:
Mission Accomplished (though in your case, I'd say it was
actually true). Very silly.
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Joanna said 4546 days ago (December 14th, 2004)
As the shrub said on the carrier:
Ka, Yes, you can always trust me when I claim silliness! Thank you for
listening.
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_nderscore said 4547 days ago (December 12th, 2004)
mmmmm
i like applejacks, yummy. guess you're talkin the liquid
kind tho.. somehow, i don't think that would be bad either
;)
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Joanna said 4546 days ago (December 14th, 2004)
mmmmm
I hear if you pour applejack on Applejacks, it has quite a kick to it!
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TobinMueller said 4546 days ago (December 13th, 2004)
Nice trio
Instant classic at the Grand Ole Opry. Love the photos
too. Very clever lyrics. Sounds like you're in the middle of
a nice trio... Keep keeping those guys on their toes!
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Joanna said 4546 days ago (December 14th, 2004)
Nice trio
Thanks, Tobin! Always a pleasure to see your name.
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Cameron said 4545 days ago (December 14th, 2004)
thiz iz key-UUUTE!
Yore huzbind and boyfrind almuss UPSTAGE yew in this
key-UTE tewwwne. Yew gotta watch dem close, now!

Yew know what Dolly sez: "I like my new puppy, so I put
up a bigger fence and put out better food!"
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Anonymous said 4503 days ago (January 26th, 2005)
Not so Conventional Arrangement
Not the most conventional arrangement (the husband and
boyfriend), but I think that you pulled this one off well. I
think that I want to hear some chickens plucking in the
background. I am not sure why but some cock-a-doo-
dle-doos would add a nice garnish on this piece.

I think that the vocals could also be brough up a little bit
as well, but that is just my opinion.

Good tune!

Sincerely,
MidiMacMan
Johnathan J. Stegeman
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