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shortbus spaceship (feat. the Flying Monggz from the Ninth Planet) by the Monggz


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cjdaley

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episode 5 from from the space-rock-opera "Don't make me release the Monggz": Now armed with the terrible H Chord guitar tuned to the Earth's resonance frequency, Christopher Lucifer is introduced to his new band: The Flying Monggz from the Ninth Planet. Next stop: the Earth.
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Lyrics
I have weighed and counted your wrongs
And you really gonna regret
Coz now I’m releasing the Flying Monggz
From ur..From the Ninth Planet…

Hey now Christopher Lucifer
You’ve got to be a band singer
Well I know some guys you could use
That can play a mean two-bar blues :

Before I created mankind
I created, well… never mind
They were loud and they got punished
And I left them half-finished


For if you’re a moron
You’re not off but you’re on
Take take take a trip
On the shortbus spaceship
With us…

On the Ninth stone from the sun
Where it’s bluer than summer skies
It’s all a gas, it’s so much fun
abode of cretin titan guys

On Titania there’s a station
Of zinc alloy and titanium
It’s a pyramid-shaped mansion
And it’s called the bandemonium


For if you’re a moron
You’re not off but you’re on
Take take take a trip
On the shortbus spaceship
With us…

Octopuss Hercules he drums along
But he always gets it all wrong
He hit the bong For much too long
Now he can’t even bang his gong

Leather Ray is the bass-player
Strums the top-string with empty stare
He sucked on so many bloaters
Now there’s really no one up there


For if you’re a moron
You’re not off but you’re on
Take take take a trip
On the shortbus spaceship
With us…

Gary MacGlam’s a true rock star
Tight trousers and glitter guitar
can play but one bar chord per bar
And that’s the hotel mini-bar

Sally Domide on the mellotron
She plays the keys like a sealion
Messes up all with all the buttons
While her neurons switch off and on

For if you’re a moron
You’re not off but you’re on
Take take take a trip
On the shortbus spaceship
With us…

here we come the archontes of cool
on a silvery spaceship of fools
And if your brain, my friend, is fried
We’ll give you a hell of a ride
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Uploaded: Aug 03, 2009 - 09:08:05 AM
Last Updated: Aug 03, 2009 - 09:45:13 AM Last Played: Jan 29, 2017 - 03:15:33 AM
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Comments
Relic67 said 2939 days ago (August 3rd, 2009)
sucking bloaters
marvelous glam-punk.
love it!
great lyrics, awesome garagey fuzz guitar.
really enjoyed.

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cjdaley said 2930 days ago (August 12th, 2009)
welcome
on the bus, then
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lavalamp said 2939 days ago (August 3rd, 2009)
Ninth Planet
Punkalicious!

LL
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cjdaley said 2930 days ago (August 12th, 2009)
LL
thankalicious
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T_Being_esq said 2939 days ago (August 3rd, 2009)
Very French
Full of fun and furious funk. Gong for the modern age.
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cjdaley said 2930 days ago (August 12th, 2009)
very french
My electric camembert got fuzzy, I guess.
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tempie said 2939 days ago (August 3rd, 2009)
tight trousers, a mini bar, and mellatron playing sea lions
dude this is some kind of musical sack o' weasels. with tattoo tears and little platform rocket boots. the Monggz never disappoint, load us all on the short bus to Titania.


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cjdaley said 2930 days ago (August 12th, 2009)
ah
I knew I forgot something. Tatoo tears and platform rocket boots will feature in the next songs, thanks to you.
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rsorensen said 2939 days ago (August 3rd, 2009)
yes!
this is the real deal right here. love the drums, mellotron and guitars when you sing of their respective players. brilliant lyrics!
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Of zinc alloy and titanium
It’s a pyramid-shaped mansion
And it’s called the bandemonium
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cjdaley said 2918 days ago (August 24th, 2009)
bandemonium
thanks ! as, you probably spotted it, these are references to Bolan and the house Keith Moon built.
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The Infinites said 2939 days ago (August 3rd, 2009)
Breath of fresh air...
...laced with helium.

Out and out fun ride. If John Peel was still alive, he, like me, would love to share it with the masses.

I'm thinking of the band playing in a bar in a scene from the up-coming 'Barbarella' remake (if it happens) I say you should submit this for soundtrack consideration.

Weird and wonderful. A mood enhancing peach of a song.

Jim
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cjdaley said 2918 days ago (August 24th, 2009)
hellium
helium is what they breathe on Titania. You'll be Happy to know thet John Peel's soul transnmigrated there.

Thanks, infinitely.
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Lennon714 said 2939 days ago (August 3rd, 2009)
With a name like
Christopher Lucifer, could he be anything other than a band singer? Killer band intros. Octopuss Hercules is my favorite (for now).
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cjdaley said 2918 days ago (August 24th, 2009)
Christopher
is also known as antichristopher. You can imagine how evil he is. Personally, I saw him cross outside the zebras once.
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Feter said 2939 days ago (August 3rd, 2009)
shortbus spaceship
Hey ...this rock so good ..freaky 70s brit beats
incredible vocal work ...a live rockin band ..
I m enjoyin this ..thnx alot for sharin !!!!
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cjdaley said 2918 days ago (August 24th, 2009)
Live rocking band
I wish they were one.

Thanks, again.
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michael2 said 2938 days ago (August 3rd, 2009)
yeeeees
a new monggs tune. i am in heaven. whats to say but F@#K YEAH. you are the most twisted individual here at MJ, so glad you posted. this is great. love the weird voices in the chorus. got to learn that H chord.
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cjdaley said 2918 days ago (August 24th, 2009)
H chord
is quite simple. YOU have to tune in C and play the Hendrix chord. But as it will destroy the Earth, I advise you against trying, unless you're really in anger.
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ste said 2938 days ago (August 3rd, 2009)
this is
pretty crazy
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cjdaley said 2918 days ago (August 24th, 2009)
that's what happens
When the health insurance system does not provide for people with deep pyschological trouble.
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lengold said 2938 days ago (August 4th, 2009)
Wondered where you had gone...
Now I know... mad.
This is just amazing, crazy music and fantastic lyrics.
I must get a copy. Thanks.
Cheers
Len

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cjdaley said 2930 days ago (August 12th, 2009)
I
recently had permission to play music in my cell, pleading it was padded.
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Heroin_Marys said 2937 days ago (August 4th, 2009)
well nevermind
This song makes me want to dress up like a corpse with sexclothes. Nix that. An astronaut corpse with sexclothes. Brilliant and out of control. Perfect.
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cjdaley said 2930 days ago (August 12th, 2009)
well nevermind
This song makes me want to dress up like a corpse with sexclothes. Nix that. An astronaut corpse with sexclothes. Brilliant and out of control. Perfect.
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bud said 2926 days ago (August 15th, 2009)
I wanna be a sedated
and taken over by the Monggz and back up CL and learn the H chord. Bang my head a few more times I can still feel it. Great transmission.
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cjdaley said 2918 days ago (August 24th, 2009)
Bud
Thanks for your application. We'll stay in touch.
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Outtaorbit said 2925 days ago (August 16th, 2009)
Well all over this...for what thats worth...
The intro into the song ...very cool.....wow....
I'm gonna go listen to my stuff and see what I do wrong.....
No kidding...
Nicely done.... this rocks
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cjdaley said 2918 days ago (August 24th, 2009)
You'e doing nothing wrong
you're just thinking in terms of "music", a stage the Monggz have left a long time ago, or have maybe never reached.
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Bob6stringer said 2922 days ago (August 19th, 2009)
So wrong.
What an exceptional mistake. So wrong. The song's fully cooked but are you one of the half finished? Hope so for our sake. Keep it up, and keep away from Earth TV, which will sap your ambition to get these hallucinations out of your head and onto virtual ferrous oxide.
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cjdaley said 2918 days ago (August 24th, 2009)
Yes
I am one of the half-finished. How did you guess ?
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egobandit said 2921 days ago (August 21st, 2009)
the accent
is the force behind Lucifer, Rock and Roll Riffin and a bus, what more could you want
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cjdaley said 2918 days ago (August 24th, 2009)
the accent
with what it it does to English, imagine what it will do to the Earth.
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crissew said 2895 days ago (September 16th, 2009)
You definitely didnt
follow the standard music formula for this one, lol. Sounds like the Pogues gone rogue. Maybe the Poguemones? Very entertaining, put a smile on my face. Great job.
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woofer3 said 2778 days ago (January 11th, 2010)
Just had to check out this title
Absolutely brilliant - so entertaining with a good hooky chorus for added lift. Just love it. There are reminders of Beefheart and Frank Zappa and the Bonxos here. Lovely to hear something so imaginative.
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