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Hot on the heels of my x factor smash hit song, here's yet another Disney like offering, this time about electric chairs, though a bit more specific as it's about the particular one that serviced Ted Bundy or maybe I should say - dead bundy ! - I don't generally agree with capital punishment but in teddy's case I would make an exception and certainly lose no sleep over it. This is an attempt to win over more fans with something more attractive and acceptable, I hope you enjoy it. - This is take three with the War Babies-
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Teddy’s little shocker written November 2008

Strap up, switch on, listen as she sing along,
Teddy’s little shocker, Teddy’s little shocker,
Sparks flying, hard dying, Yellow mama still sighing,
Teddy’s little shocker, Teddy’s little shocker,
Ted’ll get his steak well brown,
Hot and fast and sitting down.

Cold sweat, reach out, everybody gonna shout,
Teddy’s little shocker, Teddy’s little shocker,
Caught short, wrong sort, gonna fry a human wart,
Teddy’s little shocker, Teddy’s little shocker,
Don’t think teddy realized,
What they had in mind.

Hospital green on every wall, every room, every hall,
Hospital green, behind the door, guaranteed, that’s for sure.

Up down, turn around, look at what they’re putting down,
Teddy’s little shocker, Teddy’s little shocker,
Shaking like a jelly from his head down to his belly sat in,
Teddy’s little shocker, Teddy’s little shocker,
Teddy’s goin’ for a ride,
how you like your teddy fried,

Like this………………….Like that……………..
With grease……………..Or fat………….

Hot shakin’, fast quakin’, body bakin’, high steakin’
Teddy’s little shocker, Teddy’s little shocker,
Can’t move, turn around, Gertie’s bolted to the ground,
Teddy’s little shocker, Teddy’s little shocker,
Teddy’s paid his debt on time, Teddy’s had to tow the line..


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Uploaded: Sep 25, 2009 - 03:43:31 AM
Last Updated: Sep 26, 2009 - 05:21:31 AM Last Played: Nov 18, 2009 - 06:13:49 PM
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Feter said 58 days ago (September 25th, 2009)
teddy's little shocker
pop rockish ..( bay city rollers ?) its a party !
and so cool ...wonderful mixing really so cool
the vocal panning ..so energetic and ye I lived
that era and I love it ...rock on ...thnx alot
for sharin !!!!
woofer3 said 57 days ago (September 26th, 2009)
Feter
I thought I'd replied to this, sorry. Thank you for listening and for your comments, much appreciated.

John
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DWL said 58 days ago (September 25th, 2009)
I know I shouldn't laugh
but that was very entertaining!

I had to look up Ted Bundy. What a piece of dirt. I also have no sympathy with him.

Great song and performance.

Cheers

Dick
woofer3 said 57 days ago (September 26th, 2009)
Hi there Dick
I'm glad you liked this tasteless little morsel - I wasn't sure whether to post it or not, - you know human rights and all that jazz, but people like bundy do need to be immortalized in some way or other and there are already enough people screaming about their rights.

Thanks by the way, good to hear from you.


John
Check out my latest song called coalhouse blues
MarkHolbrook said 58 days ago (September 25th, 2009)
Prolific John!!!
Classic woofer special here... Get your's now!!!

Excellent John... Love how you seem to get the boogie feel into almost everything... Very very cool!
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woofer3 said 57 days ago (September 26th, 2009)
Hello Mark
Thank you very much for the feedback, I suppose the boogie seems to surface because I still listen to lots of those early old Chicago records by Yancey and others like him. Mark, must tell you- a few mins ago a really unusual cat strayed into my garden.....never seen one like it before...just like a leopard...spots and all....looked wild but nevertheless he came over to me when I approached him and was quite friendly, did all that rollin' over business they all do. I think you'd have liked him....a real stunner.

John.
Check out my latest song called coalhouse blues
lengold said 58 days ago (September 25th, 2009)
I had to look
up Ted Bundy - where do you get your ideas from? (Just noticed that so did Dick - so don't feel so ignorant now.)
Saw that Ted came from a broken home etc. so maybe we should pity him a bit... not!
How you turn this topic into a fun and very listenable song is miraculous.
Great to be hearing your songs again Dai.
Cheers
Len


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woofer3 said 57 days ago (September 26th, 2009)
Hello Leonardo
Nice to hear from you, - yes coming from a broken home I suppose is a good enough excuse for murdering innocent women or any one else as far as that goes, which in turn is excuse enough for me to want to insert an acro with a sharp point on it up his jacksie and give it three or four turns a day over the next couple of months.

Thanks Len for the feedback.......I get my ideas very often from things that p-ss me off, it's a sort of outlet I think and there's never a shortage of available material.

Dai.
Check out my latest song called coalhouse blues
davisamerica said 58 days ago (September 25th, 2009)
why do i think
Ray Davies as I listen .... John I had to laugh ...does that make me a bad person. Darn original ...
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woofer3 said 57 days ago (September 26th, 2009)
Ray Davies
that is a compliment, thank you. No I don't think laughing at this makes you bad at all....enough misery was caused by this twerp so why shouldn't we try to extract a little pleasure in return. He will still be heavily in debt no matter how much he repays.
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that80sboy said 57 days ago (September 26th, 2009)
yeah!
just the fun i was looking for this morning!!...thanks woofer!
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Mike_Lynn said 56 days ago (September 27th, 2009)
Dig It
Great work. I enjoy the whole thing, excellent hooks with very interesting lyrics too. Cheers / Mike
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