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i grew up in one of those tiny communities where the church is the center of all manner of recreation. 4-H and Boy Scouts met in the basement of the church, we played church league softball, met all of our friends in youth group, you get the idea. anyway this arrangement worked swell until high school and then everybody went to pieces in their own way. my way was rock 'n roll, which meant to most of the adults in the community that i had forsaken my swimming pool baptism for good times with the devil. which was fine with me. here's the story.

musically i was going for that avril lavigne post punk teeny bopper pop sound. i really like that stuff, it's energetic and beats the hell out of the do run run.
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Lyrics
we were a couple of hayseeds
beaver and wallys
aw shucks and oh golly
what will aunt b think?
we wanted glory
locker room stories
the kind that would get us dates
the kind you can't find in 4-H

so we cooked up a plan
we started a band
(we asked the devil to make us rock stars)
something witty and sanguine
CVB meets Duran Duran
we learned how to play
we dropped out of FFA
and in our first song
we dropped the F-Bomb
(see you at the rock show)

a couple of short hair
bible club corsairs
first kiss at the county fair
what would Jesus do?
we wanted station
school reputations
the kind that would get us dates
the kind you can't find at 4-H

so we cooked up a plan
we started a band
(we asked the devil to make us rock stars)
something witty and sanguine
CVB meets Duran Duran
we learned how to play
we dropped out of FFA
and in our first song
we dropped the F-Bomb
(see you at the rock show)
Song Stats
Hits: 1572
Comments: 33
Fans: 19
Plays: 134
Downloads: 81
Votes: 1
Uploaded: Sep 27, 2009 - 08:21:21 PM
Last Updated: Sep 27, 2009 - 08:21:21 PM Last Played: May 18, 2013 - 12:12:00 PM
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Comments
Relic67 said 1330 days ago (September 27th, 2009)
ah, now I see
... how you came by your talent. a satanic pact.
great song, music and lyrics both. I like the way you concisely put all those evocative sociological details into a funny, entertaining package.
long live rock n roll!
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tempie said 1329 days ago (September 28th, 2009)
satanic pact
but could the devil get us an opening gig with fugazi? no, he could not.
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ktb said 1330 days ago (September 27th, 2009)
bobbed
head till it hurt with my fist pumping sign. I bet if you did a do run run version it would still jump. mix rocks
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tempie said 1329 days ago (September 28th, 2009)
the best songs
are head bobbing songs. man do you know that david cassidy still tours? it's a strange and wonderful world.
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airportseven said 1329 days ago (September 27th, 2009)
Fantastic -
Cheap Trick and Fountains of Wayne have got nothing on you. Love the production and the lyrics are priceless. Listening in stocking feet.
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tempie said 1329 days ago (September 28th, 2009)
stocking feet
cool man tempie tunes demand shoelessness.
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Feter said 1329 days ago (September 27th, 2009)
The F-Bomb
Hey this is groovy poppish rockin song ...
loved the vocals here ...alt rockin and its
tight ...great guitar lines ...rock on ..
thnx alot for sharin !!!!
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tempie said 1329 days ago (September 28th, 2009)
groovy poppish rockin song
some day i'm going to use that as a song title...glad you dug it feter!
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Lennon714 said 1329 days ago (September 27th, 2009)
Hell and Yes
This is bad ass. I'm really impressed with the production of it all. Tons of detail. How did you get that clicking sound in the plinky guitar breaks? I've listened to this like 9 times and can't figure out what it is. And who wouldn't be intrigued with keywords like "FFA, Jesus, Devil, 4-H, Rock Show"?
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tempie said 1329 days ago (September 28th, 2009)
the click
so i used to drop picks all the time during live shows, and spill my beer, i was a mess, so i simplified and quit using picks altogether (kept the beer) and that clicking sound is the sound you'll ALWAYS get when you use the back of your nail to pick out a lead on the B or the high E string. if you listen to concrete blond, you'll hear the same sound here and there 'cause jim mankey plays bare, i guess he has similar pick dropping issues.
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particledots said 1329 days ago (September 28th, 2009)
shucks
this is great
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tempie said 1329 days ago (September 28th, 2009)
gee
thanks dude.
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Outtaorbit said 1329 days ago (September 28th, 2009)
F-ing A........
Nicely done
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tempie said 1329 days ago (September 28th, 2009)
LOL
f-ing A was the first badass curse phrases i learned to use on a regular basis, i got it from one of the vietnam movies, platoon or hamburger hill or something. glad you liked the tune dude.
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lavalamp said 1329 days ago (September 28th, 2009)
avril lavigne post punk teeny bopper pop
loads of character and Tempie style. this is truly original, except you probably ripped off from yourself lol

F-ing great tune

LL
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tempie said 1329 days ago (September 28th, 2009)
i steal from myself all the time
man the first time i heard sk8r boi i thought now THATS ok. high gloss trampy lipstick on a punk pig. if i have to listen to something mass produced for the teenies, it might as well be interesting.
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PaddyNavinCaryatid said 1329 days ago (September 28th, 2009)
F-ing brilliant!
I love this, one of your strongest to date. I like that the stop/start style you've used before has evolved here into something that flows smoothly - it's a really nice contrast that retains the unique Tempie groove but ploughs new territory.
Typically layered and witty - dis da bomb!
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tempie said 1329 days ago (September 28th, 2009)
i love that
everyone's using "F-ing" jokes. We'll see how much mileage we can get out of this...glad you liked it dude.
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Heroin_Marys said 1329 days ago (September 28th, 2009)
F-ing shite
Joking, of course. Possibly one of your best. Aunt B had a wild side. I've seen her wolf her fair share of pickles. Huh?

If you ask the Devil to make you a rock star and he doesn't, does that mean you're still saved? Or is there a time limit? What if you become a rock star on your own accord? Like he hasn't done it within the last 15-20 years so is he no longer accountable? Aw hell. Someone get Daniel Webster on the ringer.
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tempie said 1328 days ago (September 29th, 2009)
more F-ing shite
they say that the devil is the real hero of paradise lost. Huh?
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ramonaji said 1328 days ago (September 29th, 2009)
this is super cool~
LOVE ITTTTTTTT!
tempie said 1328 days ago (September 29th, 2009)
if
you say its cool, then it is, no doubt.
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mr_mordenus said 1328 days ago (September 29th, 2009)
Love That Guitar Solo!
Read the fine print on that contract with the devil, dudes. Just sayin'.

The power of the Word That Dare Not Be Spoken. Crazy awesome song, real and funny and full of the reasons why geek yoots pick up the guitars in the first place. Those pumping guitars are full of energy, crisp and clever lyrics fired like bullets with frantic glee.

The Fountains of Wayne and Cheap Trick references echo true, but the story echos Frank Zappa's "Joe's Garage" too. I really think Frank would love this.

I sure do.
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tempie said 1328 days ago (September 29th, 2009)
now
i've got to go listen to Joe's Garage. and if Frank would love this, then my job here is done...
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rabittwhole said 1328 days ago (September 29th, 2009)
Mr. M said Fountains of Wayne ....
and I kinda agree (a compliment Craig ...I love that group) You so nail what is great about Pop music and for that I remain a very happy fan... good one Craig made me smile!
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tempie said 1328 days ago (September 29th, 2009)
hey
that's one of the coolest comments ever. thanks dude for real.
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lengold said 1327 days ago (September 30th, 2009)
Wonderful lyrics
as always and I love the way the song bounces along, great vocal and backing vocals. So, did you get dates?
Cheers
Len

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tempie said 1322 days ago (October 5th, 2009)
bouncing along
funny thing...turns out that the girls you really want to date are in church after all...when those pent up religious girls decide to let loose you better hang on tight.
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Dj French Toast said 1323 days ago (October 4th, 2009)
Mix is Sick
Very well executed on all the levels and the sound is full and sweet on my speakers and headphones ....Once again man great Punk-esc Pop song . Lyrics are super catchy and this one is just fun to listen to ......Love it man :) Ive always meant to ask you what is the significance of the pic you post on all your songs ?
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tempie said 1322 days ago (October 5th, 2009)
the tempie pic
that's a photo of drag racer shirley muldowney. when i was a kid i idolized her - a hot chick in a top fuel dragster. if there was something better than that in 78 i hadn't heard about it. i'm hoping some day she'll sue me over that picture so I get a chance to talk to her on the phone.
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cjdaley said 1321 days ago (October 6th, 2009)
sunday school fever
Wasn't Jesus fronting a band called the disciples ?

most people could not cram in a novel what you put in a song.

I'm glad to have this ocassion to make my Avril Lavigne coming out. So I'm not the only one.
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tempie said 1321 days ago (October 6th, 2009)
tonite live, Jesus and the Disciples
kind of like eddie and the cruisers, except he only disappears for 3 days.

really glad you like the lyrics, coming from a guy with a killer imagination.

and i'm not surprised at all by the avril lavigne thing. she's got verve.
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HollywoodJetset said 1287 days ago (November 8th, 2009)
Droppin F-Bombs!!!
Kick ass song. Nice work


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