Retarded Monkey Finds God, Eats Hands and Sublimates

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Yeah, epic, masturbatory, pretentious cheese at its finest. Good luck not gagging. Like all the most self-congratulatory, ever-so-experimental and emotional music, this song is ridiculously slow, with the mandatory 3 minute crescendo in the middle. The style is kind of a sigur ros ripoff with a left-field dubstep twist (unintentional, it just became that way). But I like it. And so should you. DO IT!

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Hits: 390
Comments: 23
Fans: 18
Plays: 61
Downloads: 12
Votes: 1
Uploaded: Oct 14, 2009 - 03:06:29 PM
Last Updated: Oct 14, 2009 - 03:06:29 PM Last Played: Nov 20, 2009 - 04:48:19 PM

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Gaylen75	Gaylen75 said 38 days ago (October 14th, 2009)
	Awsome Song Title Come on this is too good. Long ass song but worth listening. Hypnoretardized and loved it. must be a very paitent man to put this together. I get woozy after four minutes of mixing. lol This is awsome. There are parts of this Id love to steal and sing over. Check out my latest song called What I Need

MarkHolbrook	MarkHolbrook said 38 days ago (October 14th, 2009)
	LOL You had me at the picture! Check out my latest song called Never Say Goodbye - Bond Challenge

shavingronaldscar	shavingronaldscar said 38 days ago (October 14th, 2009)
	haha, yeah... I didn't make it, I just found it, and it was perfect. Truly awesome gif... Check out my latest song called Way Down FIlth

Gaylen75	Gaylen75 said 38 days ago (October 14th, 2009)
	ps This is my favorite mj song yet. Check out my latest song called What I Need

shavingronaldscar	shavingronaldscar said 38 days ago (October 14th, 2009)
	wow... very high praise indeed, that means a lot! cheers Check out my latest song called Way Down FIlth

magnatone

magnatone said 38 days ago (October 14th, 2009)

OMG
i can't stop staring at that bizarro picture - what the hell IS that??? i had to look away to listen, because it's just to FREAKY. once i did THAT, and settled in for the long, slow ride, i was HOOKED! there's nobody quite like you shaver - this song defies description, although "experimental" seems right. the thing is, i LOVE it!! you've got a musically wicked mind. love this!

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johnnyblues	johnnyblues said 38 days ago (October 14th, 2009)
	Monkey Buisness How could you NOT check out a song with this title? The gif is sick man, can't stop looking at it either. Seriously though - this song needs not the attraction flags. Great song. I'm sitting here in a factory with plenty of factory type noises coming through the headphones (or not?). I guess I don't care it sounds great! Check out my latest song called The Other Side

Char

Char said 38 days ago (October 14th, 2009)

You are hard on yourself.
I didn't find any cheese. Not at all. It is mysterious and a bit scary. This is so much like soundtracks for animation that I have seen. You paint pictures with your music.
Three little alien creatures are walking hand in pod along a squishy landscape, being startled by this blob flying over or that periscope coming up from the ooze. But, they hold tighter and keep going, through colors, through mist and finally into a cathedral of sorts where they see everyone is in awe of the world around them. Thank you, Joachim. Just effing great, guy.

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crissew

crissew said 38 days ago (October 14th, 2009)

HUGE song
That animated GIF combined with the song is enough to freak most people out. Now onto the song. Love the syncopated beats and the sounds you have with the synth (almost like a synth bell). Industrial sounds with a more laid back beat. Ok, you got me... I like it. AWESOME job. Cool how you build and build, lord knows you do it for 10 min. By 10 minutes, the soundbed is a mile deep. Then it falls apart to a few evil sounding synths. Very cool roller coaster ride of a song. Enjoyed it!

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tonestones	tonestones said 38 days ago (October 14th, 2009)
	very cool I love this one. Very quirky. Check out my latest song called Damballa

particledots_collab_box	particledots_collab_box said 38 days ago (October 14th, 2009)
	Mr Car This is fabulous Downloaded for further study and admiration Check out my latest song called A.P.K. parts 1 and 2 (with michael2 and Bud)

michael2

michael2 said 38 days ago (October 15th, 2009)

really nice
i love this. don't really know what to say, but it sounds great, is really appealing to me and not masturbatory at all. sure it's long, but who cares. i find myself often listening to only a few songs on a record, so why not make the record with less songs, and then have the great songs be longer so I can enjoy them more? you're going entirely in the right direction. BTW, I don't get the sigur ros thing at all. great track.

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	Rondo2287 said 37 days ago (October 15th, 2009)
	could be better I think it could be better with a better title. Check out my latest song called Here Again

shavingronaldscar	shavingronaldscar said 37 days ago (October 15th, 2009)
	LOL! That's like saying I would be a better lover if I had a more suitable hat. Check out my latest song called Way Down FIlth

ic42

ic42 said 37 days ago (October 15th, 2009)

dubsturbing
strange alley to be drunk in. the trash cans talk here.

the sounds of the synths are well-chosen, and the motif is strong and does not get old. the sudden drums near the beginning seemed out of place and too loud. the slowly increasing wind-up in the middle seemed better suited as a crescendo. the relaxed ending was dreamy cool.
ttfn,
Drakonis

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egobandit

egobandit said 37 days ago (October 15th, 2009)

I doed it
Sometime I think I know what to expect but then I dont , Your music to me is a journey.an aural fantasy with twists and turns that are mixed with the passenger in mind. If that makes any sense. I like what happens at the 5:50 mark It is like taking off and floating ! Nice drume at the 8:10 mark I dont know how you do it but its always a perfect mix! Excellent!!!

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	billykirsch said 36 days ago (October 16th, 2009)
	I didn't know I loved this music this much "Yeah, epic, masturbatory, pretentious cheese at its finest." You are right: Totally a love song. Loved the title, the pic, the trip. Everything! Thanks! Check out my latest song called Pensás (Silent Tango) (w/michael2)

K.I.S.KISMET	K.I.S.KISMET said 36 days ago (October 16th, 2009)
	like cough syrup makes me feel slow, sticky, flushed, and trippy;) Check out my latest song called Your's

lavalamp	lavalamp said 35 days ago (October 17th, 2009)
	Success Great job Prof. Shaving LL Check out my latest song called Googolplex Times Zero

davisamerica	davisamerica said 33 days ago (October 19th, 2009)
	the rabitt sent me... :-] Check out my latest song called No Son(egobandit band)

Daugrin	Daugrin said 27 days ago (October 25th, 2009)
	Dam Good- DO IT! Joachim this thing is nuts, I love it, just a minute I need a pastry...ah yes..creme cheese. No one gets better drum sounds, and the form and tone here are up to that standard. Primus and eno meet Shavingronalscar, they better get some to eat... Daug Check out my latest song called Daphne w/ Andy Wigzell

maxruehl	maxruehl said 12 days ago (November 9th, 2009)
	Nothing wrong with this one.:) Sounds great to me. I can enjoy a slowly evolving piece as long as it takes me to interesting places, which this surely does. Thanks.:) Check out my latest song called Shaolin Munk Funk (w/ musichead & awigze)

Stun Nutz	Stun Nutz said 4 days ago (November 17th, 2009)
	drool I totally got the Sigur Ros feeling here, which is a good thing... in my book. You took it to a new level with those beats, though. positively epic. Check out my latest song called Gossamer dissected

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