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The Sewer Monster (comedic)


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sewer rod

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This is just a funny kind of piece. My sons wanted me to do a song involving "bathroom humor" so I did.
I did it to show "death metal" isn't always doom and gloom, and can be (sometimes unintentionally) funny.
I must also say Relic67 also inspired this. He did a children's song a while back and said I should try one, because kids like to sing inappropriate things.
So Relic, thank you.
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Lyrics
Just below the surface
Surrounded by his stink
Caked in urine, feces and ink
He waits for your shadow to cover up the bowl
He lies in wait for you to drop a deuce
And when your done
He sneaks a peek at your bum

Naughty, perverted monster

Omnipresent- able to watch anyone
He loves your parts that are blocked from the sun
While you present
He stares at your naughty bits
Waiting for you to take a......

poop

Naughty, perverted monster

The sewer monster
waiting for your poops
The sewer monster
reaches up for you

(bridge)
(chorus)
Song Stats
Hits: 997
Comments: 8
Fans: 2
Plays: 41
Downloads: 46
Votes: 0
Uploaded: Apr 05, 2010 - 09:04:37 AM
Last Updated: Apr 05, 2010 - 09:04:37 AM Last Played: Apr 26, 2013 - 06:02:19 AM
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michaeljayklein said 1140 days ago (April 5th, 2010)
Aieeeeeeeeee!
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Check out my latest song called Old Man Mose is Dead
sewer rod said 1140 days ago (April 5th, 2010)
Aieeeeeeeeee
Great Pic! I think that's how most people feel about this type of music. Hopefully you were at least entertained by this. Thanks for stopping by!
Check out my latest song called Haunted By the Dead
michaeljayklein said 1140 days ago (April 5th, 2010)
Oh no!
I was just responding to the song's content Jay--not the style of music itself! I truly got a bang out of this thing! Keep them coming!
Check out my latest song called Old Man Mose is Dead
fasteddie said 1140 days ago (April 5th, 2010)
Bathroom humor
Never gets old.

Cool uptempo death metal with drastic tempo changes. Great stuff Jay.

Man you really are a song crankin machine. Keep em coming.
Check out my latest song called A Friend to the End
sewer rod said 1140 days ago (April 5th, 2010)
Bathroom
It really doesn't get old. Being in my 30's I still find it funny sometimes. Thank you as always for listening.
Check out my latest song called Haunted By the Dead
Relic67 said 1136 days ago (April 9th, 2010)
the sewer monster
so I helped spawn the horrific sewer monster?
my god what have I done?!!!! LOL
You could do a whole album of these... has that ever been done.?
children's death metal is a whole market waiting to be tapped I tell you.
and the metal is very expertly done as usual!
hope your kids got a laugh out of it...

Check out my latest song called Someone Else's Thing
kingbee said 1098 days ago (May 17th, 2010)
sewer monster
Not sure how I missed this one.
Great lyrics and that snare is like being hit round the head with a metal tray.
I seem to recall a cartoon strip by Robert Crumb about a kid who's scared of the potty monster and his Dad chides him for being so silly..and then a big poo monster comes out of toilet bowl and attacks the Dad.
This song reminded me of that
Enjoyed
cheers
Check out my latest song called Home
smokey bacon jnr said 979 days ago (September 13th, 2010)
I have a fear of the Sewer Monster...
I think the Sewer Monster exists.
Check out my latest song called Trailed in the Mud
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