Jaime Enrique

This is a song about a man whose ID I picked up from the sidewalk. Someone told me I should have mailed it back to him. Instead, I kept it, because his middle name is awesome, and made a song about it.

Jaime Enrique Restrepo-Vasquez (x2)

I found your ID on the ground (x2)



I'm not gonna lie,

I only picked up your ID,

because your middle name was Enrique

like that Latin pop star.

I thought that was fuckin' hilarious.

and you

You are 26, and you're 5 foot 6

even though you look like you're

6 feet tall, you're really scary lookin'

and plus, your middle name

is Enrique.



Jaime Enrique Restrepo-Vasquez (x2)

I found your ID on the ground

I like your middle name and the sound



Seriously, I think you need to grow taller

and get a little bit more muscles so you fit

into that scary lookin' face

and that latin pop star middle name

Enrique -- what a sweet name

I'd like to see you talk to your mother

with that middle name,

because if there's one thing I know,

It's all mothers love Enrique Iglesias

C'mon

Your middle name's Enrique.



Jaime Enrique Restrepo-Vasquez (x4)

I found your ID on the ground (x2)

Your middle name is Enrique,

Oh, your middle name is Enrique

Jaime Enrique Restrepo-Vasquez (x2)

I found your ID on the ground

Your middle name is totally hilarious,

Sí.

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Uploaded: Jan 03, 2005 - 03:34:09 PM
Last Updated: Jan 06, 2005 - 12:55:22 AM Last Played: Sep 05, 2011 - 11:48:27 AM

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