Show Me Your Tits! (featuring Bob6stringer and ted23)

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This song contains lyrics that many may find objectionable.

In the forums thread that I opened to discuss the subject matter of this song there were many good points made. One MJ member suggested that the lyrics could be written in a manner that would not be objectionable. I attempted to make women the empowered figures in the song and make myself look banal and obtuse. Many of you suggested waving the explicit banner; that was done. Some suggested that this is just plain bad song writing, that the only people that would appreciate it would be a drunken mob. Funny but that’s the only audience I’ve ever known. Also, it is horribly bad song writing… but I do bad so well.

Thanks to Bob (Bob6Stringer) and Ed (ted23) for helping me with this song. They added the meat and potatoes to the chorus and Bob added a little of that special touch at the end as well. These guys also are taking some of the bullets for me. You guys are the greatest!

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Show Me Your Tits

I’m hanging out on Bourbon Street at the peak of Mardi Gras
I witnessed something incredible and this is what I saw
Some guys were yelling to this chick on some balcony
You are so fine and there is something we’d like to see

Show me your tits!
Show me your tits!
Show me your tits!

This babe lifts up her shirt and gives these guys a treat
They dance around and give high fives saying “Man that was sweet!”
I figure that works on all the babes; so hey I’ll give it a try
So the next time I see some chick I’ll be kind of sly

Show me your tits!
Show me your tits!
Show me your tits!

Then I see this babe shopping for groceries at the mart
I figure I’ll just move right in and be pretty damned smart
When I asked her to show that pair she wasn’t too impressed
She took her purse and smacked me hard right at my head

Show me your tits!
Show me your tits!
Show me your tits!
Show me your tits!

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Hits: 13102
Comments: 55
Fans: 26
Plays: 2568
Downloads: 63

Uploaded: Jun 19, 2010 - 01:10:13 AM
Last Updated: Jun 19, 2010 - 01:10:13 AM Last Played: Jun 18, 2013 - 06:26:52 AM

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Keywords:

Show (10), Me (101), Your (56), Tits! (1)

Hardware:

'87 Hamer Sceptor Guitar
PRS Mira Guitar
Mesa Boogie Express 5/50 Amp
Bluetube Preamp for vocals
Drums programmed in Reason

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Comments

Outtaorbit	Outtaorbit said 1096 days ago (June 19th, 2010)
	About time..... Nicely done Check out my latest song called Infinite Combo: Sunshine

fasteddie	fasteddie said 1093 days ago (June 21st, 2010)
	Thanks man I caught B6S in a busy part of his life and it took a little extra time, but it was worth it to have him and Ed on the track. Check out my latest song called A Friend to the End

michaeljayklein

michaeljayklein said 1096 days ago (June 19th, 2010)

Off the rack!
This bounces along so quickly it was almost hard to keep abreast of the goings on. You guys really busted it up on this one and you are given fine support by your collaborators here Mike. This really gave me a lift and even though I think you've managed to milk this subject for all it's worth, you accomplished it without sounding like a bunch of boobs. All seriousness aside, great job guys!

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fasteddie	fasteddie said 1093 days ago (June 21st, 2010)
	Thank you Michael for having a listen. Nice pun! You are a wise guy! Check out my latest song called A Friend to the End

ted23

ted23 said 1096 days ago (June 19th, 2010)

Your
Bullets cannot harm me for my wings are like a shield of steel... (batfink)
Man this turned out really good!
Riffing, drums, bass and vocals all sound top. You even made me sound listenable :)
I really loved it when I first heard it. It got me smiling and rocking straight away which is what your music is all about. FUN!
Thanks for letting me be a part of it. It's not everyday your given an excuse to shout "show me your tits" unless you happen to be a builder.
Was that Bob doing a spot of motorboating at the end? Inspired :)
Nice one Michael.

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Bob6stringer	Bob6stringer said 1095 days ago (June 19th, 2010)
	LOL! Motorboating? Yeah, that was me! There are all kinds of names for that. I heard "Brompsky" used many years back -- evidently you're supposed to say that as you do it. Of course, I never did that... Check out my latest song called Call Me (Turn to Me Reprise)

fasteddie	fasteddie said 1093 days ago (June 21st, 2010)
	Thank you Ed for helping me out with this insanity. It really added a lot! You rule man! Bob is one serious character; his antics were a huge addition! He he. Check out my latest song called A Friend to the End

alackbass	alackbass said 1095 days ago (June 19th, 2010)
	Show Me Your Tits! This is like the lost "Spinal Tap" song. So of course I love it. The chorus riff is killer. That growling bass holds it all together. Great guitar solo. Now I know why I get smacked in the super market every week. This achieved exactly what you looking to do, rock and be funny! Success! Check out my latest song called Close to the Bone by Jerry Quinn

fasteddie	fasteddie said 1093 days ago (June 21st, 2010)
	Thanks Alack for dropping by and having a listen. What's Yours is Yours is really awesome man. Great song! Check out my latest song called A Friend to the End

lavalamp	lavalamp said 1095 days ago (June 19th, 2010)
	Holy Jerk Magnet! ROCK IT. And some fun. Send to the Howard Stern Show. LL Check out my latest song called A Funky Little Thing

fasteddie	fasteddie said 1093 days ago (June 21st, 2010)
	ROFL Howard Stern would have a hey day with this one wouldn't he? Check out my latest song called A Friend to the End

jdholliday	jdholliday said 1095 days ago (June 19th, 2010)
	you are one talented funny dude! Check out my latest song called Please Help, Pride of NYC needs tracks!

fasteddie	fasteddie said 1093 days ago (June 21st, 2010)
	Thanks man I just wish that I was a real singer like yourself. I mostly just try to keep the screaming in key. Check out my latest song called A Friend to the End

Symphony101

Symphony101 said 1095 days ago (June 19th, 2010)

I will bitterly disappoint you but ...
1 - I'm not drunk (yet)
2 - I find your song really good
3 - I'm as offended as when I hear "it's raining man, hallelujah" and think I may be just a raindrop (though, I LOVE that song !)

Anyway, for a more serious input, I like your song. Musically it was very enjoyable to listen. Regarding the explicit or offending content, I find all this debate a little exagerated. In music, media, and when I open the newspaper I see many more offending things than a song that says "show me your tits", but this is just my personal opinion.

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fasteddie	fasteddie said 1093 days ago (June 21st, 2010)
	Thanks for having a listen That was cool to stop by and comment. The Pianist is very wonderful and a full on production. I enjoyed that a great deal. Check out my latest song called A Friend to the End

Slashh!

Slashh! said 1095 days ago (June 19th, 2010)

My headphones are actually shaking
I don't recall that ever happening before. Needless to say this is a seriously hard rocker. The vocal on the verses are impossible to hear so thank you for the lyric sheet. But other than that, I got no problems with this bad boy. I love story-telling songs and this thing rocks -- period! I'm also not one that is easily offended musically and my thinking is that this is exactly what the internet and sites like Macjams were invented for. Otherwise there would not be a creative outlet for this material. Besides, the song carries a warning (so people shouldn't listen if they don't want to hear it), and the use of the word tits is hardly the worst thing one could say in a song title or song. Personally I'm a big fan of tits so my vote would be more songs about tits please.

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fasteddie	fasteddie said 1093 days ago (June 21st, 2010)
	Thanks Slashh! Thanks for listening and the comments. I dunno if I have another tits song in me; and I already did an ass song "Shake That Thang" with scofugate. Random is very cool! Check out my latest song called A Friend to the End

davisamerica	davisamerica said 1095 days ago (June 19th, 2010)
	lolol... it is up and I am lovin it.... Check out my latest song called 12

fasteddie	fasteddie said 1093 days ago (June 21st, 2010)
	Thanks for having a listen. I'll have to check out your song Marital Bliss when I get home from my travels. Check out my latest song called A Friend to the End

RAVENS

RAVENS said 1095 days ago (June 19th, 2010)

Finally
I've been waiting for this...

Seriously, nothing offensive about it. Just sounds like a typical Mardi Gras moment. Except for the smacking with the purse, ouch! This song rocks, love the guitar playing & your vocals sound great. The chorus is going to stick in my head all day, good thing I'm a chick & can get away with singing it.

Awesome work Mike, and kudos to Bob & Ted as well. Okay, so where are my beads man?

RAVEN ;-)

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fasteddie	fasteddie said 1093 days ago (June 21st, 2010)
	Thanks Dani! You rock girl! And if I ever saw you in person you'd probably be smacking me with your purse! Check out my latest song called A Friend to the End

dave_b	dave_b said 1095 days ago (June 19th, 2010)
	Show Me Your Tits! This rocks hard! I'm lovin the guitars here. Congrats for having the courage to stick to your vision in the face of contrary opinion, and the intelligence to portray your character in a not entirely flattering light. Check out my latest song called Llarions Blues

fasteddie	fasteddie said 1093 days ago (June 21st, 2010)
	Thanks dave for the listen and the comments. SOme may think it was a feable attempt to put a bandade on a gaping wound to make the character of the song foolish. That was the best I could think of. Check out my latest song called A Friend to the End

Wicked_Messengers	Wicked_Messengers said 1095 days ago (June 19th, 2010)
	Kickass tune!! Great party song!! A great way to have tits shown!!! Check out my latest song called Dark Train

fasteddie	fasteddie said 1093 days ago (June 21st, 2010)
	Thanks man Keep bringing your brand of heaviness bro! Check out my latest song called A Friend to the End

Bob6stringer	Bob6stringer said 1095 days ago (June 19th, 2010)
	Hello, girls... come to Papa! Yeah, man! I just wish I could take credit for more than hollering, this is a great tune! MJK's punnery deserves accolades as does the mere presence of the superlatively talented Ms. Ravens -- also a chick with a sense of humor and discriminating taste -- in these comments. Check out my latest song called Call Me (Turn to Me Reprise)

fasteddie	fasteddie said 1093 days ago (June 21st, 2010)
	Thanks Bob You are the man! Thanks again for helping me with this song. You added some zany funny stuff! Check out my latest song called A Friend to the End

RobLeBanc

RobLeBanc said 1095 days ago (June 20th, 2010)

TITS!!!
So glad it's finally here! I must agree with the Spinal Tap reference, I think Rock and Roll can always use a few more gems like 'Lick My Love Pump', 'Big Bottom', and now...'Show me Your Tits! All good! Anybody that takes these kinds of things too seriously should run right out and get a coffee enema, flush all their negetivity down the loo and lighten the fuck up! Rock on!!

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fasteddie	fasteddie said 1093 days ago (June 21st, 2010)
	Rob! Say it the way it is man! Please don't hold anything back! Thanks for having a listen bro! Can't wait to hear a new one from you man! Check out my latest song called A Friend to the End

tokai	tokai said 1095 days ago (June 20th, 2010)
	hey i am seriously offended by this kind of stuff,,,,ha kin ha... get your tits out for the lads, they say over this side of the pond. The meat and potatoes taste great with this PC brunch. Check out my latest song called electric magnetic/Sir Bass

fasteddie	fasteddie said 1093 days ago (June 21st, 2010)
	Thanks man Get your tits out for the lads! That's great! Check out my latest song called A Friend to the End

Six-Nail-Coffin	Six-Nail-Coffin said 1094 days ago (June 20th, 2010)
	Reminds me of Early White Zombie. Love it. Check out my latest song called Svartalfpolska

fasteddie	fasteddie said 1093 days ago (June 21st, 2010)
	Thanks! Dude, that's a great compliment. I met Sean Yseult at the bar one time after White Zombies show was cancelled. She was hanging out with Prong. She was really nice. The guys from Prong were way cool too. Check out my latest song called A Friend to the End

Vic Holman	Vic Holman said 1094 days ago (June 20th, 2010)
	double d well you did it after all, cool. huge rockin' sound as you do so well i am appalled that the word nipple did not get mentioned,:-) Check out my latest song called They Must

fasteddie	fasteddie said 1093 days ago (June 21st, 2010)
	If I ever do a MJ reunion version I'll be sure to mention the nipple. Thanks Vic for dropping by. Check out my latest song called A Friend to the End

hackneybloke

hackneybloke said 1094 days ago (June 21st, 2010)

show me your wit
hey mike. so this 'chef d'oeuvre finally sees the light of day. ok let's talk about the music first. excellent production. it rocks all the way through big time. the guitar wolf whistle is incredibly smart and effective. the lead guitar solo is excellent and there's a little vocal something that someone does at 3.24 (just before the wolf whistle) that is excellent. is that sperb saying 'come to daddy'? hilarious...he doesn't sound anything like a 'daddy'. mind you if he said it to me - i'd be on the next plane over. the lyrics for the most part are as you say, contrived to make the woman empowered, and you do that by portraying the narrator as a dumbass who's so stupid he actually believes that someone is going to flash their rack just because he asks. however, the lyrical content is all so obvious that it doesn't achieve that goal. if you had something more interesting to say other than "man like tits" then it would be a fantastic song (despite it being 'rock'...which, as well all know is at the bottom of the musical ladder of evolution). i've written this in my best amerglish so you might need to run it through google-translator. the best thing about this song is that i can't wait to scroll down to the comments and see one from karen that just says "sigh"....that is if she bothered to comment at all.
so mike...really pro job on this one production and creation-wise. the chorus stands out with anthemic clarity....but your lyrics let the whole down. i think you freaked out at the positive attention you got on the last one - where you expressed your feelings more and created something intimate...and now you're desperate to show all your budweiser mates that you're all 'man' and that you free-climb with your eyes closed. springsteen has a lot to answer for...as does a country that puts so much pressure on its males to behave like macho-dudes. bite me man!

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fasteddie	fasteddie said 1093 days ago (June 21st, 2010)
	Thanks Julian for having a listen. It's weird that Springstein keeps getting brought up in comments of my songs. I'm not sure of the correlation; but its all good. I took the song down that was more creative and intimate. It was not that good. I will make another attempt. Hopefully that will turn out better. Check out my latest song called A Friend to the End

craft	craft said 1093 days ago (June 21st, 2010)
	BC is in the house Love those guitars and the chorus is ill... We have to collab someday... Check out my latest song called Valarty & AJ Craft - Burn (Alternative version)

fasteddie	fasteddie said 1093 days ago (June 21st, 2010)
	Body Count rules Hell yeah! We should do that. I dig the way you rap in Portuguese (sp?). That would kick butt. Check out my latest song called A Friend to the End

alanfraser	alanfraser said 1092 days ago (June 22nd, 2010)
	Rock the World Dunno if my last comment worked, kinda rusty at this. Love the tune and never worry about offending people as it's going to happen anyway. Rock the world! Check out my latest song called Too Much or Not Enough - Live at 20th Century

fasteddie	fasteddie said 1091 days ago (June 23rd, 2010)
	Thanks man for dropping by and having a listen. Check out my latest song called A Friend to the End

segiperkasa	segiperkasa said 1091 days ago (June 23rd, 2010)
	wow... some cool guitar riff ..... maybe the lyrics is a bit 18sx, but love the song arrangement .. really cool metal rock song .. Check out my latest song called The Dawn of Nahdamar

fasteddie	fasteddie said 1091 days ago (June 23rd, 2010)
	Thanks man for having a listen and for the comments. Check out my latest song called A Friend to the End

CIASM_ZENABI_	CIASM_ZENABI_ said 1091 days ago (June 23rd, 2010)
	nice tits nice riff intro. vocal works well. interesting change for the solo. neatly arranged. would have kied the solo to let rip a bit more but very good posting. good fun tune. Check out my latest song called GLOWING IN THE DARK (2012 REMIX)

fasteddie	fasteddie said 1091 days ago (June 23rd, 2010)
	Thanks man I know... I've been weriting songs lately were there isn't much time left for the guitar solo. I wanted to keep this song at about 3:30 which only left 4 bars for guitar shredding. My next song I will write with 8 bars of solo in mind. Thanks for the comments. Check out my latest song called A Friend to the End

MarkHolbrook	MarkHolbrook said 1090 days ago (June 24th, 2010)
	LOL Never been to Mardi Gras but I'm told this is sort of the norm... Pretty insane guitar work man! Check out my latest song called Find Yourself (MJCC2013)

Jarvoid	Jarvoid said 1090 days ago (June 24th, 2010)
	Not what I was expecting,but rocky nevertheless and I appreciate the humour of the story and some first rate guitar shredding. 80) Jarvoid Check out my latest song called laundromat blues

woofer3	woofer3 said 1090 days ago (June 24th, 2010)
	So romantic I'm sure I've heard lyrics very similar in one of Shakespeare's sonets or am I mixing this up with something else! Seriously - good powerful rock'n'roll with lots of atmosphere and energy. Full marks. Check out my latest song called burning hitler

Pete_NB	Pete_NB said 1089 days ago (June 25th, 2010)
	It all makes sense now. That's how it goes, I was going around asking to see elbows. I never got hit with a purse, just strange looks. Great rocker. Check out my latest song called Run With Me

Pete_NB	Pete_NB said 1089 days ago (June 25th, 2010)
	It all makes sense now. That's how it goes, I was going around asking to see elbows. I never got hit with a purse, just strange looks. Great rocker. Check out my latest song called Run With Me

egobandit	egobandit said 1088 days ago (June 26th, 2010)
	Jerk magnet excellent t shirt sorry I didnt comment earlier great anthem! Heavy guitar and some great leading love the blubbering at the end classic! Check out my latest song called piece it together

lengold	lengold said 1085 days ago (June 29th, 2010)
	That's a great rocker. Cheers Len Check out my latest song called B E A U T I F U L

Brian D	Brian D said 1079 days ago (July 5th, 2010)
	love it now THAT title is an attention grabber. this is a classic. Check out my latest song called Tell Me

billykirsch	billykirsch said 1072 days ago (July 12th, 2010)
	I'll repeat my comment on your post Love your sense of humor man. And I'd include Bob and Ed too in there. Great collab, everybody put a touch of color in an already colorful piece of art rock ;-) Nice pict. I guess she would attract a lot of jerks -specially- with that shirt on. Kind of self fulfilled prediction. lol Check out my latest song called Everything

anomalous	anomalous said 1072 days ago (July 12th, 2010)
	LMFAO Great rocking guitar, and a title that no one can ignore. Brilliance. Check out my latest song called Nevermind

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