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Cocaine Is Cool

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Although I don't want to strictly tell this, I must, because the MacJams world really doesn't know what kind of person I am. This song is a farse. I wanted to post on here about how much I love cocaine and how awesome it is, but I really don't want anyone to think I actually do use cocaine, and furthermore, that I would advocate its usage in such a way. Good times.
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Hits: 1839
Comments: 6
Fans: 1
Plays: 693
Downloads: 74
Votes: 5
Uploaded: Jan 16, 2005 - 12:18:17 PM
Last Updated: Jan 16, 2005 - 10:55:04 AM Last Played: Nov 19, 2009 - 12:52:56 AM
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nothing about cocaine is soft. it's all hard -- rockin' hard, partyin' hard.
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pooey said 1772 days ago (January 16th, 2005)
Ha
I am getting a good feel for who you are, MARK NORRIS
(hahaha). This piece follows a similar pattern for Dr.
Skeleton: find some loops and then totally sing along
with them (whereas other people will take them and try to
bury them, like they're ashamed to use them). I love your
style.

Funny stuff, but not as funny as Jaime Enrique (a song
which I find myself singing to myself alot). Keep em
coming!
Check out my latest song called Wake Up (Pooey Remix)
chikoppi said 1772 days ago (January 16th, 2005)
Ah... remember comedy LPs?
Your comedic timing reminds me of David Cross. There's a lot to be said for executing spoken word well. William Shatner proved that there is still a market for it with his last album. Keep at it!
Check out my latest song called Loop It or Lose It 9
said 1772 days ago (January 16th, 2005)
Ahh but
Is cocaine plus viagra cooler?
Dr Skeleton said 1768 days ago (January 20th, 2005)
Ahh but
Cocaine plus anything but cocaine is far less superior to simply having more cocaine.

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In any language, all is full of love.
Check out my latest song called Stillness
theplainwrecks said 1746 days ago (February 12th, 2005)
*hums tune*
this is absolutely the best song i've ever heard in my life! i can't stop listening to it! you should do more songs about illegal drugs! they make me smile.

100 on the cool-meter for sure.
secretvasectomy said 1745 days ago (February 12th, 2005)
Move over J.J. Cale
This is the cocaine song for this century?

I think pot is alot cooler, but hey...COKE is the real
thing now aint it?

I think you should pursue marketing this song to the
national drug awareness council. It would catch alot
more attention than the old frying pan commercials.

Not to mention, this song would most likely have the
reverse effect on teens who heard it. They would
never do coke if they thought you did.




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