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Would You Like Cheese With That Whine

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Here's a little song that Vixen and I put together to celebrate Narcissistic people. Vixen's lyrics and my music make a good combination.

We had a blast putting this one together, although we did take our time to try and give the song the attention it was do.

A fun song to do, and we hope you enjoy the show.

Ed
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Lyrics
Would You Like Cheese With Your Whine
By Vicki Smith & Ed Wemmerus
Copyright © August 28, 2010 Vicki Smith
All rights reserved

Chorus

would you like cheese with your whine or is egg on yer face enough
oops, your slip  is showing, and you're looking kinda rough
I won't cower at your accusations, I'm about to call your bluff
would you like cheese with your whine or is egg on your face enough?

Verse 1

your narcissistic traits once so endearing, now kinda grate
now it takes you twice as long, getting ready for a date
Your constant gazing in the mirror, has us running late
you think you're such a modern man, in touch with your feminine ways
when in fact you're just an old broad, who's gotta have her way!
would you like cheese with your whine or that egg on your face

Verse 2

you always whine bout something, either that or you're crook
I remember on your birthday, when I decided to cook
all your lifetime favorites, from your mothers special book
but to tell me its not a patch on mum's, wasn't very bright
next year you'll get a pair of socks and a jar of vegamite
would you like cheese with your whine or that egg on your face 
Chorus

would you like cheese with your whine, or is egg on yer face enough
oops, your slip  is showing, and you're looking kinda rough
I won't cower at your accusations, I'm about to call your bluff
would you like cheese with your whine or is egg on your face enough?

Bridge
 
I've listened to you rabbit on bout all kinds of things and folks
I've watched friends come and watched them go, but lately they just go
seems to me, all your answers, blame all but the source
unfounded accusations but it's never YOUR fault of course Yeah Yeah
 
Chorus

would you like cheese with your whine or is egg on yer face enough
oops, your slip  is showing, and you're looking kinda rough
I won't cower at your accusations, I'm about to call your bluff
would you like cheese with your whine or is egg on your face enough?

Verse 3
 
then came that day you said, you just had to leave
no, no-one could beg you stay, you were given' me the heave
you said you'd had a gutsful, there wasn't no reprieve
well I'm here to tell ya darlin I wont bother with that crap
if you can't find the door, then let me draw you a map
would you like cheese with your whine or that egg on your face


Final Chorus

would you like cheese with your whine or is egg on yer face enough
oops, your slip  is showing, and you're looking kinda rough
I won't cower at your accusations, I'm about to call your bluff
would you like cheese with your whine or is egg on your face enough?


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would you like cheese with your whine or is egg on your face enough?
would you like cheese with your whine or is egg on your face enough?
Hey um, just take the tail of your - - - shirt and - - wipe the corner of your mouth
There's a tiny bit of bullshit showing !
Nope, you still haven't got it !
Looks like your stuck with it !
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Uploaded: Nov 24, 2010 - 08:42:59 PM
Last Updated: Feb 21, 2011 - 05:56:17 PM Last Played: Mar 24, 2017 - 12:44:05 AM
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Comments
alackbass said 2557 days ago (November 24th, 2010)
Would You Like Cheese With That Whine
I love that rocking guitar sound. Nice clear vocal. The lyrics are all kinds of fun. Great mix and master.
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sloparts said 2556 days ago (November 25th, 2010)
thank from both of us Andrew
It took us a few tries to come up with the right musical bed for these outstanding, albeit outrageous, lyrics, but we finally found the key. Country-Rock-Funk, I think it would be called, but not too sure of that.

What a blast it was developing this one. We had many a laugh along the way to what you heard here, as you can imagine. Vicki is the ultimate pro when it comes to laying down a set of lyrics that calls for "Attitude".

Thanks again for listening and the very kind words my friend, it is appreciated.

Take care, Andrew, and we hope you have a wonderful Thanksgiving.

Ed
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davisamerica2 said 2557 days ago (November 24th, 2010)
A fun rocker!
Love those playful lyrics. "If you can't find the door, then let me draw you a map." Luvit. I like the little dip in verse 3 too. Very enjoyable post Ed.
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sloparts said 2556 days ago (November 25th, 2010)
Thanks Terry
Yeah, on the lyrics, that's what made me want to do this one. I could see a very funny/real song here. Vicki's vocal sell it right away, so doing the music was a no brainer for me.

Glad you enjoyed the song Terry.

Drop in when you can, and have a wonderful Thanksgiving my friend.

Ed
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dave_b said 2557 days ago (November 24th, 2010)
Would You Like Cheese With That Whine
Gotta love a good slam song! Clever lyric well sung over a nice groove. Some cool guitar fills. Production sounds great.
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sloparts said 2556 days ago (November 25th, 2010)
Thanks Dave
Vicki has a way of coming up with these kinds of song it seems, and naturally I was more than interested in trying to make this one work.

Thanks again for the kind words Dave, and for listening. We're glad you like the way it turned out.

Be well and be cool,

Ed
Check out my latest song called Quack's Blues
MarkHolbrook said 2556 days ago (November 25th, 2010)
LOL oh man...
While it might not fit.. My VERY FIRST picture during the first verse was of all the whiners at the TSA lines... LOL... Ed you are the master!!! Vic this is amazing.. Great great work... Instant download!
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sloparts said 2556 days ago (November 25th, 2010)
Thanks Mark,
Yeah I get the connection on the TSA thing, but then again maybe not. It has something to do with the wine (whine).

thanks for the kind words Mark, although I haven't figured out what I'm master of yet. Maybe it has to do with my stint on a fishing boat. Naw, couldn't be that. lol

Glad you enjoyed the song Mark. Vicki and I both appreciate you listening and the kind words.

Be well and be cool old friend,

Ed
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rabittwhole said 2556 days ago (November 25th, 2010)
lolol....
guys this is a hoot...and damn cool. Ed...Vixen ...well done. love the lyrics.
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sloparts said 2556 days ago (November 25th, 2010)
Thanks Jack
Glad to see you got a hoot out of it. Very tongue in cheek poke at Narcissistic people, which at any given time could probably include all of in some way.

We had fun with it and didn't take ourselves too seriously as the song progressed, which I think shows in the outcome.

Thanks again for listening Jack, and for the kind words.

Be well and be cool,

Ed
Check out my latest song called Quack's Blues
guygrooves said 2556 days ago (November 25th, 2010)
This ones about me....
Isn't it?? Come on admit it.... I am the King of the Narcissist's......It's all about me... everything is about me.
Peace
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sloparts said 2556 days ago (November 25th, 2010)
Gosh, Guy
What ever made you think that. I mean we never did use your name in the song, although I have to admit it required a complete rewrite to take it out.

But I wouldn't worry too much about it, I'll send you a copy of the "other" lyrics for your shrine.

Be well my self-loving friend,

Your devoted follower, the other Guy lololololololololololol

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richard13 said 2556 days ago (November 25th, 2010)
Woot! Woot!
as Karen might say. Too much fun went into this cause I can hear it all the way from here. Great collab!
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sloparts said 2556 days ago (November 25th, 2010)
Oh yeah,
we definitely had fun here. But with lyrics like that how could we not have had fun.

Vicki's vocal sells the lyric, I was just the backup band that followed her lead. Thanks for listening Richard, and for the great comments. Vicki and I both appreciate that my friend.

Be well and be cool,

Ed
Check out my latest song called Quack's Blues
Jarvoid said 2556 days ago (November 25th, 2010)
Hoot...
hey ...coming from the Land of the Whingeing Pom I can do a bit of whining meself ....and as for Cheese well,where do you want me to start ....Stilton,Lancashire, Apple Sage Derby

etc and so forth and more......however I must say that like an excellent combination of good cheese and wine this has a blending of some of the best of Icomps and MJ or US and NZ.

Jarvoid
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sloparts said 2556 days ago (November 25th, 2010)
I wonder Chris,
what kind of cheese to the grow in Kiwi land, anyway. Bets are off as to whether the blighters ever get an "American" cheese there, besides, who'd want it. But maybe a bit of Cheddar would be a nice treat along with a good Port, of course.

Glad you enjoyed our little romp from half way around the world, Chris. It was great fun to do and I think it came out rather well. Nice to see you agree with that assessment.

Be well and be cool, Chris

Ed
Check out my latest song called Quack's Blues
PeterB7858 said 2556 days ago (November 25th, 2010)
The fun shines through
Sounds like you two had some fun putting this together. Sound quality is good. Thanks for the posting. Peter
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sloparts said 2552 days ago (November 29th, 2010)
Thanks Peter
Yep, we did have a lot of fun with it. Vicki's lyrics and vocals make it the song it is.

Thanks from both of us for listening and the kind words Peter.

Ed
Check out my latest song called Quack's Blues
DWL said 2556 days ago (November 26th, 2010)
Very clever!
Loved the lyrics and the setting Ed.

A sort of updated You're So Vain.

Nicely produced and some fun guitar slinging in there.

Cheers

Dick
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sloparts said 2552 days ago (November 29th, 2010)
Thanks Dick
Glad you enjoyed this little romp and how it came out. We did have some fun putting it together, and we're please with the outcome.

Be well old friend and be cool,

Ed
Check out my latest song called Quack's Blues
magnatone said 2547 days ago (December 4th, 2010)
Cheese with Whine (LOL)
oh man you guys, this is GREAT!!! I almost missed it - so glad i didn't! what great lyrics, and presented in this ROCK OUT way makes the delivery of them all that much better. it's very clear you took your time - thanks for the D/L!!!
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sloparts said 2538 days ago (December 13th, 2010)
Sorry for being so late in replying, Karen
but I've been under the weather of late and on top of that been very busy trying to catch up on commitments I've made.

Thanks so much for taking time to listen and for the very kind words you left for us on the song. Vicki and I appreciate that a lot. We're really glad you enjoyed the song, Karen.

Be well and be cool,

Ed
Check out my latest song called Quack's Blues
FEEL said 2538 days ago (December 13th, 2010)
Interesting tune
I'll have the cheese and pass on the eggs. Enjoyed the song, nice mix, cool guitar tone and the vocals are on.
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sloparts said 2538 days ago (December 13th, 2010)
Thanks John
Yeah, I'd go for the cheese too, if it were my choice.

Thanks for listening and the kind words John. We're glad you like how it turned out. Vicki has a way with words, and how to sing them too. The girl has attitude.

Thanks again for the listen my friend,

Be well and be cool,

Ed
Check out my latest song called Quack's Blues
Soundhound said 2530 days ago (December 21st, 2010)
Yep....
Heard this on the other side....

Cool.....
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sloparts said 2530 days ago (December 21st, 2010)
Thank for the return visit Tony
Appreciate you checking it out twice, and leaving the cool comment.

Be well and be cool,

Ed

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WharmtonRise said 2528 days ago (December 23rd, 2010)
Oh man
I just loved this....! really great work from the both of you!
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sloparts said 2528 days ago (December 23rd, 2010)
Thanks Andrew
Glad you enjoyed the song. Vicki wrote and sang it, all I did was provide the music bed for it.

Thanks again for listening and the kind words,

Ed
Check out my latest song called Quack's Blues
BirdmanWayne94 said 2527 days ago (December 25th, 2010)
Fine...
... work, gents. I can tell you guys had fun workin' on it! :)
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sloparts said 2522 days ago (December 29th, 2010)
Hello Yeman
Thanks for listening my young friend, and for the kind words on this song. Yes we did have a bit of fun with it and when it came time to sing it, Vicki belted it out with all the attitude you could possibly want on a song like this.

Be well and be cool Yeman and Merry Christmas to you and your family.

Ed
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announcer said 2526 days ago (December 25th, 2010)
Says it all
Not much left on the table here.
Good, fun stuff.
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sloparts said 2522 days ago (December 29th, 2010)
Thanks Bill
Glad you enjoyed the song Bill. Yes we had a lot of fun putting this one together. It was basically Vicki's song from front to back, I just provided a music bed for her to lay down the attitude.

Thanks again for listening and the kind words Bill,

Be well and be cool my friend,

Ed
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VicDiesel said 2522 days ago (December 29th, 2010)
Irritating people
well described.

Wicked guitar sound, my man!
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sloparts said 2522 days ago (December 29th, 2010)
Well thank you Victor
I know what you mean about irritating people, and Vicki's lyrics do tell the story.

Thanks for listening and the kind words my friend. Hope you had a Merry Christmas and that you have a wonderful New Year.

Be well and be cool, Victor,

Ed
Check out my latest song called Quack's Blues
composerclark said 2522 days ago (December 29th, 2010)
Fantastic
Great sentiment, and great song! I took the liberty of giving it straight tens, since it it appeared some grumpy person (a whiner?) had given it fives and sixes. Lots of fun!
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sloparts said 2522 days ago (December 29th, 2010)
You don't suppose,
that someone saw themselves described in the song and decided to strike back, do you ?

Thanks for listening Clark, and for the 10s. Love the sound you're getting out of the new Apogee by the way. It is very clean and very pristine sounding on Blues for Alice.

Be well and be cool Clark, and I hope you have a wonderful New Year.

Ed

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rogerdodge said 2521 days ago (December 30th, 2010)
Had my fill of them, too.
One too many full of themselves mates, hey? Well put lyrics - especially the whine. Guitar reflects the roughness in your gut when your caught up in it. It must have felt good to get this one out of your system. Been there and suffered through it myself. It needed saying....
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sloparts said 2520 days ago (December 31st, 2010)
Thanks Roger
I've been there a time or two as well, which is the reason I decided to join in with Vicki on this song.

She actually wrote the lyrics and sang the song, I was just the backup band for her efforts. But I have to admit, it was a very satisfying experience working on this one, not to mention a fun time.

Thanks for the listen and the cool comments Roger, it is appreciated.

Be well and be cool my friend

Ed
Check out my latest song called Quack's Blues
Bob Rodgers said 2513 days ago (January 7th, 2011)
I
really enjoyed this Ed, love the title and great lyrics. The guitars sound wonderful and a great mix, I like the nice clear vocals.
I can imagine you had a lot of fun putting this together.
Great stuff!

Bob

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sloparts said 2513 days ago (January 7th, 2011)
Thanks Bob
Oh yeah, we did indeed have a bunch of fun on this one. Thanks for listening Bob, and all the kind comments on it. Really glad you liked the song my friend.

Be well and be cool,

Ed
Check out my latest song called Quack's Blues
snowdragon said 2510 days ago (January 10th, 2011)
love the
funky guitars. Great stuff which could easily fit in the blues-rock mold.

The rhyming structure (1-1-1-2-2-3) of the verses may take me awhile to warm up to but the lyrics are fun so what the hell eh? No biggie.

Again, love the guitars
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sloparts said 2510 days ago (January 10th, 2011)
Thanks Snow
Glad you enjoyed the song. Vixen asked me if I could come up with something for her lyrics, and at first I was having trouble with that. Then I had this kind of Country Funk thing I'd been playing around with, and when I sent it to her she said that's the one.

So between modifying the back tracks and adjusting the lyrics a little we got it to work. No small effort on Vixen's part I'll tell ya, the girl had to really work to get it all in there in a way that fit the music. But we got it done and she's happy with it. And after all, back tracks are all about making the singer sound good, aren't they ?

Thanks for coming over to take a listen Snow, I really appreciate it. Thanks for the kind words too my friend.

Be well and be cool,

Ed

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Lagusaya2 said 2466 days ago (February 23rd, 2011)
Don't drink and don't grumble
But I love cheese, goat cheese! But no egg please!

Ed and Vicki ... good to hear you here! This is a keeper alright!
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sloparts said 2465 days ago (February 24th, 2011)
Hello Stan
good to see you here too. I'm big on cheese too, but like you, they can keep the eggs.

Glad you stopped to listen and enjoyed the song. Thanks for that and the kind wordsm Stan

Ed
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Garni said 1078 days ago (December 12th, 2014)
I thought this was a man singing
Good backer, terrible vocalist!
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