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Well its been another while since I've dropped another Jam here. This one I just completed and thought I would share with you all. Once again my main man Fresh Master Def would like to share a story. This of course takes place in the far future where Hiphop is an intergalactic phenomenon. They routinely hold rap tournaments, which the Def one always wins...until this one.
Thanks in advance for all the support everyone here has given me and a special shout out to my man Skean for remixing some old tracks and lighting a fire under me.
Thanks in advance for all the support everyone here has given me and a special shout out to my man Skean for remixing some old tracks and lighting a fire under me.
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Lyrics
Woke up quick at about noon
Just knew that I had to land on Saturn's moon
I need to take off before the day begins
For the rap tournament that I'm sure to win
Rappers want to try me, but they cannot hang
I rhyme like a theory cause I make a big bang
Treble and the bass is all that I need
Transmitting beats via the satellite feed
Orbital drops tend to make my nose bleed
So instead of space pods I like to proceed
On saucers thats tagged with F-M-D
All over the bottom for the whole world to see
Like a giant big wheel they spinny spin spin
I like to double date with a twinny twin twin
If you battle me hoping to winny win win
Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin
Zoltan, Where you at?
(Im right here Def getting your back)
Calculate the projectory right and exact
While I find me a place to plug this mic in a jack
Zoltan can throw a giant mech with judo
Been hustling since the days of munudo
Mean like Bluto
Big like a sumo
Rock more ice than the asteroid Pluto
Labled a menace, threat and a crook
Even got the bounty hunter bobbafet shook
He used to conquer worlds until he found rap
Now he conquers MCs over boom-bap
Like this
Like that
Like thatitty that ti that that
All across the universe and through the stars
This is Hiphop music with mics and bars
I make it to Saturn and what do I see
A whole stadium full of sucker MCs
Whats up fellas
They're all looking jealous
They said Fresh Master theres nothing you can tell us
We know last year you won the last battle well
You beat boldazor from dimention 3-12
But that was the past, and this is right now
We're going to take you out
I said really man how?
Well since last year, we all got together
And knew one on one you will always be better
The only way we thought we could beat you in rhyme
Is if we attacked you at the same time
They all stood up and started to attack
I pulled out a mic, and spun me a track
One by one the came and they fell
When I rock the mic, I rock the mic well
(interlude)
There were only a few of them left
My beats were getting thin and I'm running out of breath
The robo-twins, Epac the great,
Zig zag and and pulsar were stepping to the plate
Zig zags flow was as quck as his name
When pulsar rhymed his eyes would shoot flames
When Zig zag approached, I knew what I would do
I remixed his track like my man DJ screw
The beat was too slow, it made him slow down
I put it in reverse, his mic hit the ground
Before I took him out, I said hey guy
To be an MC you must versify
The robo twins came like a set of shooting stars
They started switching styles on me every 2 bars
For every rhyme I said, they would caculate it
And spit double bars that seemed pre-meditated
My back against the ropes. I had to think fast
I remembered something that I heard from the past
I got thier backs turned when I put on the track
And crossed both of thier wires to continue loopback
When it was thier turn, they didn't even notice
They rhymed against themselves till they both just exploded
That took all I had, and I stood proud
I held up my hands and pointed to the crowd
But then it hit me, turned to my back
And standing there grinning was the MC Epac
Just knew that I had to land on Saturn's moon
I need to take off before the day begins
For the rap tournament that I'm sure to win
Rappers want to try me, but they cannot hang
I rhyme like a theory cause I make a big bang
Treble and the bass is all that I need
Transmitting beats via the satellite feed
Orbital drops tend to make my nose bleed
So instead of space pods I like to proceed
On saucers thats tagged with F-M-D
All over the bottom for the whole world to see
Like a giant big wheel they spinny spin spin
I like to double date with a twinny twin twin
If you battle me hoping to winny win win
Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin
Zoltan, Where you at?
(Im right here Def getting your back)
Calculate the projectory right and exact
While I find me a place to plug this mic in a jack
Zoltan can throw a giant mech with judo
Been hustling since the days of munudo
Mean like Bluto
Big like a sumo
Rock more ice than the asteroid Pluto
Labled a menace, threat and a crook
Even got the bounty hunter bobbafet shook
He used to conquer worlds until he found rap
Now he conquers MCs over boom-bap
Like this
Like that
Like thatitty that ti that that
All across the universe and through the stars
This is Hiphop music with mics and bars
I make it to Saturn and what do I see
A whole stadium full of sucker MCs
Whats up fellas
They're all looking jealous
They said Fresh Master theres nothing you can tell us
We know last year you won the last battle well
You beat boldazor from dimention 3-12
But that was the past, and this is right now
We're going to take you out
I said really man how?
Well since last year, we all got together
And knew one on one you will always be better
The only way we thought we could beat you in rhyme
Is if we attacked you at the same time
They all stood up and started to attack
I pulled out a mic, and spun me a track
One by one the came and they fell
When I rock the mic, I rock the mic well
(interlude)
There were only a few of them left
My beats were getting thin and I'm running out of breath
The robo-twins, Epac the great,
Zig zag and and pulsar were stepping to the plate
Zig zags flow was as quck as his name
When pulsar rhymed his eyes would shoot flames
When Zig zag approached, I knew what I would do
I remixed his track like my man DJ screw
The beat was too slow, it made him slow down
I put it in reverse, his mic hit the ground
Before I took him out, I said hey guy
To be an MC you must versify
The robo twins came like a set of shooting stars
They started switching styles on me every 2 bars
For every rhyme I said, they would caculate it
And spit double bars that seemed pre-meditated
My back against the ropes. I had to think fast
I remembered something that I heard from the past
I got thier backs turned when I put on the track
And crossed both of thier wires to continue loopback
When it was thier turn, they didn't even notice
They rhymed against themselves till they both just exploded
That took all I had, and I stood proud
I held up my hands and pointed to the crowd
But then it hit me, turned to my back
And standing there grinning was the MC Epac
Carrie71
Great stuff. I love that you are a class act. Clean good fun. Love it!