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Selfish Whore (Don't Be That Girl)

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I like to write catchy ukulele tunes about people I hate. For some reason, the irony of a song sounding very cute yet being super bitchy appeals to me.
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You're selfish and you're mean
you're absolutely green with
envy at the sight of happiness
You're evil at you're chore
You threw up on my bathroom floor
and left it there for me to clean it up
you stupid whore
But that would be alright
If you'd just be forthright and say
hey I was wrong.
If you could just admit
that you just can not quit
Then maybe I would not be forced to sing this song
You're such a drama queen
that you ruined halloween
I did not invite you, yet you came.
You're a filthy hypocrite
yet you act like you're so innocent
Just stay the fuck away from my best friend
I didn't want to do this
but you sort of drove me to it
all I ask is one apology
But it is you're default
to just say that it's my fault
Instead of just saying, hey I'm sorry
Lets not forget to mention
You're addicted to attention
Just about as much as you are sex and cigarettes
You don't think about your actions
But just as it so happens
they have consequences, oh what a surprise
You just don't seem to care
who you hurt or who you scare
You had to know that someone would bite back
Well guess what that someone's me
Delivering the third degree
I'm sorry. It had to be me.
Was that so hard?
I said I'm sorry.
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Uploaded: Mar 20, 2011 - 10:40:08 PM
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Char said 2435 days ago (March 20th, 2011)
the folk tradition but with an edge. Yeah, spite, for sure. The bah bah bah backup sounds a little flat, whatever that is...;), but the main vocal is right on. I liked your spunk. Thanks.
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alackbass said 2435 days ago (March 21st, 2011)
Selfish Whore (Don't Be That Girl)
Is "Very Entertaining Musical Rant" a genre?

The ukulele and spoons accompaniment is sooooooo cool. Great "to the point" lyrics. The backup vocal arrangement is also very cool.
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Komrade K said 2435 days ago (March 21st, 2011)
Very nearly...
...didn't listen as I was put off by the lyrics and thought it might be some aggressive macho rap (forgetting that the cutely named Cheesecube is in fact female...) But listen I did and the accompaniment (and backing vox) kinda takes the sting out of the lyrical venom (and besides you kiss and make up at the end anyway).

So instead of being aggressively macho its actually very catchy and lovely - some bitterness along the way but ends up sweet in the end.


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dave_b said 2433 days ago (March 22nd, 2011)
Selfish Whore
Yeah, the irony is working for me too. Clever lyric, and I like your vocals.
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KCsGROOVE said 2431 days ago (March 25th, 2011)
fine song, great lyrics
dig this song!
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