geordie shore -with Lord Kinnock and Prince Philip

a song about a tv British programme called Geordie Shore - I'm sure this [show-ha] will not have been seen outside the UK at least I hope not.

watch this -http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j-hV2TNBok

talk about dumbing down. ssssss

Geordie shore written 2012

Verse 1 I just watched a programme that is full of urban shite .
populated by a bunch of people not too bright,
‘LIKE’ is used an awful lot and no one knows what for,
it’s the kind of English they use on Geordie shore.

Verse 2 don’t know why but ‘effins’ almost every other word,
talking mostly gibberish on the dumb and the absurd,
I can see a female with her head stuck down the lav,
Chucking up her dinner like any other chav.

Chorus 1 yubba yubba yubba yubb – she reaches down the pan,
She fishes out her ‘effin’ teeth – while she ‘effin’ can,
Whoop whoop – what she say, I can’t take any more,
So spare us from the gits we see on Geordie bleedin’ shore..

Verse3 we laugh at Biffa Bacon – his ‘mutha’ and his dad,
It’s now become normality to act like jack the lad,
Some say that these muppets got on tele by a fluke,
Entertainment at it’s best that somehow got mistook !

Chorus 2 yubba yubba yubba yubb – she reaches down the pan,
[With Neil] She fishes out her ‘effin’ teeth – while she ‘effin’ can,
Whoop whoop – what she say, I can’t take any more,
So spare us from the gits we see on Geordie bleedin’ shore..

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