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written and recorded - october 2013 [02-02] It was inspired by the x factor.
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Sharon’s stretchy skin. [written October 2013]

Chorus. Sharon’s stretchy skin is as tight as a snare – make her look like a zombie upon my soul,
Sharon’s stretchy skin doesn’t thrive in reality or stand up to scrutiny so don’t stand close.

Verse. Keeping up appearances is not much fun –
when you’re fighting to conceal what the years have done,
you can pull a bit and add a bit for just so long. [responses]
Verse. You may get on top of it, just for now –
It’ll catch you up again so holy cow,
It keeps on coming so you’d better look out. [responses]

Repeat chorus

Verse. Like a vision from the world of Frankenstein,
Paying through the nose for a stitch in time,
There’s an open cheque and a pen to sign for you…and you.

Guitar break as verse sequence.

Repeat chorus twice first time with stops
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Uploaded: Nov 11, 2013 - 12:02:46 PM
Last Updated: Nov 14, 2013 - 04:17:45 PM Last Played: Feb 21, 2017 - 03:56:01 PM
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hackneybloke said 1325 days ago (November 11th, 2013)
sharon
john
i don't need to know who this person is in order to get it. you scathe with perfection.
really cool melody too.
genius as always



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hackneybloke said 1325 days ago (November 11th, 2013)
oh wait...
it came to me...oh yeah.....there's something really distasteful about that woman....the re-definition of phoney
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woofer3 said 1325 days ago (November 11th, 2013)
Julian
It's so long since I've posted anything anywhere I'd almost forgotten what to do. Thanks for listening, I just hate the way that woman and the rest of them mock some of the contestants on that dreadful show - so rude - who do they think they are?

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kingbee said 1325 days ago (November 11th, 2013)
the hex factor
John, you're f**king brilliant.
Those lyrics are pure genius and hilarious.
You hit the nail..or should that be botox needle..right on the head.
And love the lop sided guitar solo
Excellent song
cheers
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woofer3 said 1325 days ago (November 11th, 2013)
Mr.Kingbee
Thanks for listening to this recent creation and I'm pleased you liked it. The guitar was virtual and the software was Dimension. Hallelujah.
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FEEL said 1325 days ago (November 11th, 2013)
Catchy upbeat tune.
digging the melody and the unique style. Really cool stuff. Enjoyed.
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woofer3 said 1325 days ago (November 11th, 2013)
Thank you muchly
Glad you enjoyed it.

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alackbass said 1325 days ago (November 11th, 2013)
sharon's stretchy skin
It needed to be said and you knew just how to do it. That bass sound rules as does the slide guitar solo. Zappa would have proudly called this his. Downloaded!
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woofer3 said 1325 days ago (November 11th, 2013)
thank you Alakbass
I'm pleased that you enjoyed this one and yes, it did have to be said, these people are far too full of themselves for some unknown reason.
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Soundhound said 1325 days ago (November 11th, 2013)
Cool Track...
I like the way you Mixed this, layering is superb.....
Well Done....
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woofer3 said 1325 days ago (November 11th, 2013)
thank you Soundhound
Mixing and all that side of the process is always a bit of a chore for me so it's nice to hear you say this. Glad you like it.
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PeterB7858 said 1325 days ago (November 11th, 2013)
sharon's stretchy skin
I had a smile on my face from the first line. Trademark Woofer brilliance. The layered vocals are an absolute treat. Thanks for making my morning, Peter.
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woofer3 said 1323 days ago (November 14th, 2013)
thank you Peter
Appreciated you listening.
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sammydix said 1325 days ago (November 11th, 2013)
sharon
you are indeed insane, but so on point--even if i brings a laugh or two. you're vocal choir shines again--esp the altos.
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woofer3 said 1323 days ago (November 14th, 2013)
thanks uncle Sam
I am insane, my wife says so as well and you can't both be wrong.

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richard13 said 1324 days ago (November 12th, 2013)
Cuts like a knife
Comic genius John, but you show a little humanity in "Keeping up appearances... what the years have done". In other words, you aren't as bitchy as those judges can be ;-)
An unusual, but very fun, listen.
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woofer3 said 1323 days ago (November 14th, 2013)
thanks Richard
I often feel like being more brutal but somehow it seems to lessen the overall impact and I'm not sure why - same with swearing as well, not that I ever would. I'm glad you liked it.
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DWL said 1324 days ago (November 12th, 2013)
Brilliant John!
Wonderful how you can be so insulting in such an amiable way.

Great lyrics and as with all your work, it does its job perfectly.

Cheers

Dick
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woofer3 said 1323 days ago (November 14th, 2013)
thank you Dick
I'm too polite I suppose, perhaps I should have been a vicar - you think. Thanks for listening in.
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groovehounds said 1324 days ago (November 12th, 2013)
sharon's stretchy skin.
Really good lyrics ... stretch skin as tight as a snare! I will always remember that. Good stuff musically and lyrically.
Cheers!
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woofer3 said 1323 days ago (November 14th, 2013)
thank you Groovhounds
- for listening to my nonsense, it is very much appreciated.

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lengold said 1324 days ago (November 12th, 2013)
Just
brilliant John.
Cheers
Len

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woofer3 said 1323 days ago (November 14th, 2013)
Leonardo
One of my earliest internet friends, glad you liked it - thank you again.

John.
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KCsGROOVE said 1321 days ago (November 16th, 2013)
sharon's skin
Man, what a weird subject for a song :-)
Only you could come up with a song like this
Very cool piano work
priceless stuff :-)
KC
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woofer3 said 1306 days ago (November 30th, 2013)
KC
Thanks for listen, I'll have a go at writing about anything.

Glad you liked it.
John.
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J_Gretch said 1320 days ago (November 16th, 2013)
sharon's stretchy skin.
Phish-esk....Love it.
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woofer3 said 1306 days ago (November 30th, 2013)
many thanks
Ashamed to say I had to Google Phish - thanks for the comliment.
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Bob Rodgers said 1293 days ago (December 13th, 2013)
I
always love your lyrics John, 'skin is as tight as a snare' :-) you always manage to write what I'm thinking when I watch these people on TV.
As Julian said...perfection:-)
Already downloaded thanks but I had to come back for another listen, great stuff.

Bob

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woofer3 said 1290 days ago (December 16th, 2013)
many thanks Bob
I always feel better when I get things like this off my chest. John.
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