Phrygian Genius

SteamingHeap

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I don't post my music for people to criticise it. I am an artist. Artists need good feedback. Especially paranoid ones. If you like my song then go ahead ... vote, comment ... hey, why not even 10-bomb me?!!!!!!

If you don't like my song then I don't agree with you. I don't have time to defend my unique music style to those who don't understand it, so if you want to make a criticism please ensure it is compatible with one of my standard retorts:

1 It's not a Latin horn stab, it's a French tuba. Hey, are you trying to be funny?

2 Well here's what I say to YOU, Mr, Ms, Mrs or Dr Popular. Dynamite comes in small heaps, so watch where you're stepping.

3 Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean that I'm not a genius who will laugh in your face. You have no right to verbally attack me in this way. My music will be played in the Halls of Valhalla to sing mighty warriors to their rest, yours won't. Deal with it.

4 If you don't like my song then I don't agree with you.

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Lyrics

I believe compositional genius speaks louder that poetical genius. I do not have time to combine the two.

Song Stats

Hits: 1536
Comments: 29
Fans: 1
Plays: 156
Downloads: 60
Votes: 5
Uploaded: Mar 08, 2005 - 09:10:31 AM
Last Updated: Sep 20, 2009 - 05:45:40 PM Last Played: Nov 21, 2009 - 05:59:42 AM

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Creative Commons License:
NonCommercial-ShareAlike

Song Actions

Hardware:

Apple iHeap G4

Software:

GB, Harmony Assassin, Dog's Bolux v.3.1

Comments

	frml said 1724 days ago (March 8th, 2005)
	gee wiz! are you really that defensive or are you joking? you must be making fun of someone Check out my latest song called in the shack out back

drakonis	drakonis said 1724 days ago (March 8th, 2005)
	Bad doggie! Where's my newspaper? How are we going to keep the carpet clean if you keep coming in here and making a phrygian mess? Blech... (to paraphrase Ghostbusters) "It smells like burnt dog hair in here". I think I'll sneak back out before the big "dogpile" happens in here. ttfn, Drakonis Check out my latest song called Lullaby for the Inner Child

Epileptic Gibbon	Epileptic Gibbon said 1724 days ago (March 8th, 2005)
	Bad doggie! You shouldn't be encouraging this sort of thing! I don't want people quoting 'Ghostbusters' on this site! It's one step from that to people quoting 'Ghostbusters 2' then we're all in a heap of trouble! Check out my latest song called Fiddler Off the Roof w/Komrade K & Caroline

SteamingHeap	SteamingHeap said 1724 days ago (March 8th, 2005)
	Bad doggie! Well here's what I say to YOU, Mr, Ms, Mrs or Dr Popular. Dynamite comes in small heaps, so watch where you're stepping. Check out my latest song called Phrygian Genius

Sentinel	Sentinel said 1724 days ago (March 8th, 2005)
	Lunantic dude get some professional help. I hope you get out of that depressing pothole of life! Loser! How many names do you have now, Midimacman, RIAA, mmmmmgood, Jazzjammer,SteamingHeap,PsychoticNut,HoleInTheHead, LonelyIDIOT, and who nose how many more,give it a break u moron! Check out my latest song called Pound Funk

Epileptic Gibbon	Epileptic Gibbon said 1724 days ago (March 8th, 2005)
	Lunantic Doesn't sound like MMM to me… there's such a huge disparity in the quality for a start… Check out my latest song called Fiddler Off the Roof w/Komrade K & Caroline

	said 1724 days ago (March 8th, 2005)
	Lunantic I agree. --- Mungo

Epileptic Gibbon	Epileptic Gibbon said 1724 days ago (March 8th, 2005)
	Lunantic So do I! Check out my latest song called Fiddler Off the Roof w/Komrade K & Caroline

drakonis	drakonis said 1724 days ago (March 8th, 2005)
	Lunantic me too! Uh, what was I agreeing to? --- deja vu, it's the next best thing to being there Check out my latest song called Lullaby for the Inner Child

SteamingHeap	SteamingHeap said 1724 days ago (March 8th, 2005)
	Lunantic Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean that I'm not a genius who will laugh in your face. You have no right to verbally attack me in this way. My music will be played in the Halls of Valhalla to sing mighty warriors to their rest, yours won't. Deal with it. Check out my latest song called Phrygian Genius

Epileptic Gibbon	Epileptic Gibbon said 1724 days ago (March 8th, 2005)
	What can I say? 1. Nice use of Latin horn stabs there… 2. My name isn't Popular but I do hope to be a Dr soon. 3. Are you paranoid, or what?! 4. I have, shall we say mixed feelings about your song… Nice use of dog, though. Are you classically trained? Check out my latest song called Fiddler Off the Roof w/Komrade K & Caroline

SteamingHeap

SteamingHeap said 1724 days ago (March 8th, 2005)

What can I say?
It's not a Latin horn stab, it's a French tuba. Hey, are you trying to be
funny? Well here's what I say to YOU, Mr, Ms, Mrs or Dr Popular.
Dynamite comes in small heaps, so watch where you're stepping. Just
because I'm paranoid doesn't mean that I'm not a genius who will laugh
in your face. You have no right to verbally attack me in this way. My
music will be played in the Halls of Valhalla to sing mighty warriors to
their rest, yours won't. Deal with it. If you don't like my song then I don't
agree with you.

Check out my latest song called Phrygian Genius

	said 1724 days ago (March 8th, 2005)
	My Only Regret is that I don't have multiple idenitites so I can vote more than once for this.

SteamingHeap	SteamingHeap said 1724 days ago (March 8th, 2005)
	My Only Regret It's not a Latin horn stab, it's a French tuba. Hey, are you trying to be funny? Check out my latest song called Phrygian Genius

drakonis	drakonis said 1724 days ago (March 8th, 2005)
	My Only Regret OH MY GAWD! It's a runaway Turing chatbot, stuck in an infinite loop of derision! Run away! Run away! (faintly in the background, we can hear a synthetic female voice, saying..) 5... 4... 3... 2... ttfn, Drakonis (plugging his ears) --- deja vu, it's the next best thing to being there Check out my latest song called Lullaby for the Inner Child

SteamingHeap	SteamingHeap said 1724 days ago (March 8th, 2005)
	My Only Regret If you don't like my song then I don't agree with you. Check out my latest song called Phrygian Genius

Peter Greenstone	Peter Greenstone said 1723 days ago (March 8th, 2005)
	I love it? Serioously, though, I love the whole presentation here. Ahh, that was a good laugh. I'll take a #2 with a smidge of #3. Check out my latest song called From Nothing

drakonis

drakonis said 1723 days ago (March 9th, 2005)

I love it?
OK, now that I've stopped guffawing, I can also give a specific critique..
ignoring for a moment the potentially inflammatory reason this is here.. the
crisp quality of the instrument samples is outstanding. The comedic timing
of when the different juxtaposed things happen throughout the piece, the
idea of a fake dog-bark that at the end has to answer the cellphone, is
actually beautifully comedic, Vaudeville at its best. Although the description
and Bio (and canned-response ideas) were also well thought-out, I felt the
song title, content and production were exquisitely done, and it stands on its
own as a very funny song... IMHO. This gave me a 2-day-long smirk, a new
record around here.
ttfn,
Drakonis

---
deja vu, it's the next best thing to being there

Check out my latest song called Lullaby for the Inner Child

SteamingHeap	SteamingHeap said 1723 days ago (March 9th, 2005)
	I love it? Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean that I'm not a genius who will laugh in your face. You have no right to verbally attack me in this way. My music will be played in the Halls of Valhalla to sing mighty warriors to their rest, yours won't. Deal with it. Check out my latest song called Phrygian Genius

Peter Greenstone	Peter Greenstone said 1723 days ago (March 8th, 2005)
	I love it? Serioously, though, I love the whole presentation here. Ahh, that was a good laugh. I'll take a #2 with a smidge of #3. Check out my latest song called From Nothing

SteamingHeap	SteamingHeap said 1723 days ago (March 9th, 2005)
	I love it? Well here's what I say to YOU, Mr, Ms, Mrs or Dr Popular. Dynamite comes in small heaps, so watch where you're stepping. Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean that I'm not a genius. Check out my latest song called Phrygian Genius

	said 1723 days ago (March 8th, 2005)
	Phenomenal use of sounds. I just love the latin horn stabs and the dog barking. I can't think of anything more suited for the sonic soundscape that you setup here. And how wonderful to end with a phone and then the office copy machine sounding effect. You already know that this is great stuff so why am I telling you. MMM

SteamingHeap	SteamingHeap said 1723 days ago (March 9th, 2005)
	Phenomenal use of sounds. Thank you, MMM. Nice of you to drop by. Your comments are appreciated. Check out my latest song called Phrygian Genius

	said 1723 days ago (March 8th, 2005)
	Phenomenal use of sounds. I just love the latin horn stabs and the dog barking. I can't think of anything more suited for the sonic soundscape that you setup here. And how wonderful to end with a phone and then the office copy machine sounding effect. You already know that this is great stuff so why am I telling you. MMM

SteamingHeap	SteamingHeap said 1723 days ago (March 9th, 2005)
	Phenomenal use of sounds. Ooh, and another one. Thanks again! Check out my latest song called Phrygian Genius

Sentinel	Sentinel said 1723 days ago (March 8th, 2005)
	puke puke! Check out my latest song called Pound Funk

SteamingHeap	SteamingHeap said 1723 days ago (March 9th, 2005)
	puke Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean that I'm not a genius who will laugh in your face. You have no right to verbally attack me in this way. My music will be played in the Halls of Valhalla to sing mighty warriors to their rest, yours won't. Deal with it. Check out my latest song called Phrygian Genius

Leebo	Leebo said 1723 days ago (March 9th, 2005)
	Well... There's a word a Scottish mate of mine uses regularly that describes this effort succinctly, and that word is "PISH!" Check out my latest song called Bang Bang

SteamingHeap	SteamingHeap said 1723 days ago (March 9th, 2005)
	Well... It's not a Latin horn stab, it's a French tuba. Hey, are you trying to be funny? Check out my latest song called Phrygian Genius

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I have always had a difficult life, and this is reflected in my compositions. I believe that all music should take less than 10 minutes to compose. Which is a good thing, because my copy of GarageBand crashes every 10 minutes anyway ... it cannot han... [see more]

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