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I don't post my music for people to criticise it. I am an artist. Artists need good feedback. Especially paranoid ones. If you like my song then go ahead ... vote, comment ... hey, why not even 10-bomb me?!!!!!!

If you don't like my song then I don't agree with you. I don't have time to defend my unique music style to those who don't understand it, so if you want to make a criticism please ensure it is compatible with one of my standard retorts:

1 It's not a Latin horn stab, it's a French tuba. Hey, are you trying to be funny?

2 Well here's what I say to YOU, Mr, Ms, Mrs or Dr Popular. Dynamite comes in small heaps, so watch where you're stepping.

3 Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean that I'm not a genius who will laugh in your face. You have no right to verbally attack me in this way. My music will be played in the Halls of Valhalla to sing mighty warriors to their rest, yours won't. Deal with it.

4 If you don't like my song then I don't agree with you.
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Lyrics
I believe compositional genius speaks louder that poetical genius. I do not have time to combine the two.
Song Stats
Hits: 3327
Comments: 29
Fans: 1
Plays: 192
Downloads: 121
Votes: 5
Uploaded: Mar 08, 2005 - 09:10:31 AM
Last Updated: Sep 20, 2009 - 05:45:40 PM Last Played: Mar 25, 2017 - 03:43:17 AM
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Comments
frml said 4489 days ago (March 8th, 2005)
gee
wiz! are you really that defensive or are you joking?
you must be making fun of someone
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drakonis said 4489 days ago (March 8th, 2005)
Bad doggie!
Where's my newspaper? How are we going to keep the
carpet clean if you keep coming in here and making a
phrygian mess? Blech... (to paraphrase Ghostbusters) "It
smells like burnt dog hair in here". I think I'll sneak back
out before the big "dogpile" happens in here.
ttfn,
Drakonis
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Epileptic Gibbon said 4489 days ago (March 8th, 2005)
Bad doggie!
You shouldn't be encouraging this sort of thing! I don't want people
quoting 'Ghostbusters' on this site! It's one step from that to people
quoting 'Ghostbusters 2' then we're all in a heap of trouble!
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SteamingHeap said 4489 days ago (March 8th, 2005)
Bad doggie!
Well here's what I say to YOU, Mr, Ms, Mrs or Dr Popular. Dynamite
comes in small heaps, so watch where you're stepping.
Check out my latest song called Phrygian Genius
Sentinel said 4489 days ago (March 8th, 2005)
Lunantic
dude get some professional help. I hope you get out of
that depressing pothole of life! Loser!
How many names do you have now, Midimacman, RIAA,
mmmmmgood,
Jazzjammer,SteamingHeap,PsychoticNut,HoleInTheHead,
LonelyIDIOT, and who nose how many more,give it a break
u moron!
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Epileptic Gibbon said 4489 days ago (March 8th, 2005)
Lunantic
Doesn't sound like MMM to me… there's such a huge disparity in the
quality for a start…
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said 4489 days ago (March 8th, 2005)
Lunantic
I agree.

---
Mungo
Epileptic Gibbon said 4489 days ago (March 8th, 2005)
Lunantic
So do I!
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drakonis said 4489 days ago (March 8th, 2005)
Lunantic
me too! Uh, what was I agreeing to?

---
deja vu, it's the next best thing to being there
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SteamingHeap said 4489 days ago (March 8th, 2005)
Lunantic
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean that I'm not a genius who will
laugh in your face. You have no right to verbally attack me in this way.
My music will be played in the Halls of Valhalla to sing mighty warriors to
their rest, yours won't. Deal with it.
Check out my latest song called Phrygian Genius
Epileptic Gibbon said 4489 days ago (March 8th, 2005)
What can I say?
1. Nice use of Latin horn stabs there…
2. My name isn't Popular but I do hope to be a Dr
soon.
3. Are you paranoid, or what?!
4. I have, shall we say mixed feelings about your
song…

Nice use of dog, though. Are you classically trained?
Check out my latest song called Fiddler Off the Roof w/Komrade K & Caroline
SteamingHeap said 4489 days ago (March 8th, 2005)
What can I say?
It's not a Latin horn stab, it's a French tuba. Hey, are you trying to be
funny? Well here's what I say to YOU, Mr, Ms, Mrs or Dr Popular.
Dynamite comes in small heaps, so watch where you're stepping. Just
because I'm paranoid doesn't mean that I'm not a genius who will laugh
in your face. You have no right to verbally attack me in this way. My
music will be played in the Halls of Valhalla to sing mighty warriors to
their rest, yours won't. Deal with it. If you don't like my song then I don't
agree with you.
Check out my latest song called Phrygian Genius
said 4489 days ago (March 8th, 2005)
My Only Regret
is that I don't have multiple idenitites so I can vote more
than once for this.
SteamingHeap said 4489 days ago (March 8th, 2005)
My Only Regret
It's not a Latin horn stab, it's a French tuba. Hey, are you trying to be
funny?
Check out my latest song called Phrygian Genius
drakonis said 4489 days ago (March 8th, 2005)
My Only Regret
OH MY GAWD! It's a runaway Turing chatbot, stuck in an infinite loop of
derision! Run away! Run away!
(faintly in the background, we can hear a synthetic female voice, saying..)
5... 4... 3... 2...

ttfn,
Drakonis (plugging his ears)

---
deja vu, it's the next best thing to being there
Check out my latest song called Miwok
SteamingHeap said 4489 days ago (March 8th, 2005)
My Only Regret
If you don't like my song then I don't agree with you.
Check out my latest song called Phrygian Genius
Peter Greenstone said 4488 days ago (March 8th, 2005)
I love it?
Serioously, though, I love the whole presentation here.
Ahh, that was a good laugh.

I'll take a #2 with a smidge of #3.
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drakonis said 4488 days ago (March 9th, 2005)
I love it?
OK, now that I've stopped guffawing, I can also give a specific critique..
ignoring for a moment the potentially inflammatory reason this is here.. the
crisp quality of the instrument samples is outstanding. The comedic timing
of when the different juxtaposed things happen throughout the piece, the
idea of a fake dog-bark that at the end has to answer the cellphone, is
actually beautifully comedic, Vaudeville at its best. Although the description
and Bio (and canned-response ideas) were also well thought-out, I felt the
song title, content and production were exquisitely done, and it stands on its
own as a very funny song... IMHO. This gave me a 2-day-long smirk, a new
record around here.
ttfn,
Drakonis

---
deja vu, it's the next best thing to being there
Check out my latest song called Miwok
SteamingHeap said 4488 days ago (March 9th, 2005)
I love it?
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean that I'm not a genius who will
laugh in your face. You have no right to verbally attack me in this way.
My music will be played in the Halls of Valhalla to sing mighty warriors to
their rest, yours won't. Deal with it.
Check out my latest song called Phrygian Genius
Peter Greenstone said 4488 days ago (March 8th, 2005)
I love it?
Serioously, though, I love the whole presentation here.
Ahh, that was a good laugh.

I'll take a #2 with a smidge of #3.
Check out my latest song called Iridium Flare (2013 Re-Release)
SteamingHeap said 4488 days ago (March 9th, 2005)
I love it?
Well here's what I say to YOU, Mr, Ms, Mrs or Dr Popular. Dynamite
comes in small heaps, so watch where you're stepping. Just because I'm
paranoid doesn't mean that I'm not a genius.
Check out my latest song called Phrygian Genius
said 4488 days ago (March 8th, 2005)
Phenomenal use of sounds.
I just love the latin horn stabs and the dog barking. I
can't think of anything more suited for the sonic
soundscape that you setup here. And how wonderful to
end with a phone and then the office copy machine
sounding effect. You already know that this is great stuff
so why am I telling you.

MMM
SteamingHeap said 4488 days ago (March 9th, 2005)
Phenomenal use of sounds.
Thank you, MMM. Nice of you to drop by. Your comments are
appreciated.
Check out my latest song called Phrygian Genius
said 4488 days ago (March 8th, 2005)
Phenomenal use of sounds.
I just love the latin horn stabs and the dog barking. I
can't think of anything more suited for the sonic
soundscape that you setup here. And how wonderful to
end with a phone and then the office copy machine
sounding effect. You already know that this is great stuff
so why am I telling you.

MMM
SteamingHeap said 4488 days ago (March 9th, 2005)
Phenomenal use of sounds.
Ooh, and another one. Thanks again!
Check out my latest song called Phrygian Genius
Sentinel said 4488 days ago (March 8th, 2005)
puke
puke!
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SteamingHeap said 4488 days ago (March 9th, 2005)
puke
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean that I'm not a genius who will
laugh in your face. You have no right to verbally attack me in this way.
My music will be played in the Halls of Valhalla to sing mighty warriors to
their rest, yours won't. Deal with it.
Check out my latest song called Phrygian Genius
Leebo said 4488 days ago (March 9th, 2005)
Well...
There's a word a Scottish mate of mine uses regularly that
describes this effort succinctly, and that word is "PISH!"
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SteamingHeap said 4488 days ago (March 9th, 2005)
Well...
It's not a Latin horn stab, it's a French tuba. Hey, are you trying to be
funny?
Check out my latest song called Phrygian Genius
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