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Hits: 1332
Comments: 29
Votes: 5
Plays: 156
Last Played: Jun 05, 2008 - 10:01:33 AM
Downloads: 45
Fans: 1
Uploaded: Mar 08, 2005 - 09:10:31 AM
Last Updated: Mar 08, 2005 - 06:52:59 AM
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I don't post my music for people to criticise it. I am an artist. Artists need good feedback. Especially paranoid ones. If you like my song then go ahead ... vote, comment ... hey, why not even 10-bomb me?!!!!!!

If you don't like my song then I don't agree with you. I don't have time to defend my unique music style to those who don't understand it, so if you want to make a criticism please ensure it is compatible with one of my standard retorts:

1 It's not a Latin horn stab, it's a French tuba. Hey, are you trying to be funny?

2 Well here's what I say to YOU, Mr, Ms, Mrs or Dr Popular. Dynamite comes in small heaps, so watch where you're stepping.

3 Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean that I'm not a genius who will laugh in your face. You have no right to verbally attack me in this way. My music will be played in the Halls of Valhalla to sing mighty warriors to their rest, yours won't. Deal with it.

4 If you don't like my song then I don't agree with you.

Lyrics:
I believe compositional genius speaks louder that poetical genius. I do not have time to combine the two.

Hardware:
Apple iHeap G4

Software:
GB, Harmony Assassin, Dog's Bolux v.3.1
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gee &mdash 03/08/05 - 10:50:52 AM
wiz! are you really that defensive or are you joking?
you must be making fun of someone

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Bad doggie! &mdash 03/08/05 - 11:20:22 AM
Where's my newspaper? How are we going to keep the
carpet clean if you keep coming in here and making a
phrygian mess? Blech... (to paraphrase Ghostbusters) "It
smells like burnt dog hair in here". I think I'll sneak back
out before the big "dogpile" happens in here.
ttfn,
Drakonis

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Bad doggie! &mdash 03/08/05 - 02:57:23 PM
You shouldn't be encouraging this sort of thing! I don't want people
quoting 'Ghostbusters' on this site! It's one step from that to people
quoting 'Ghostbusters 2' then we're all in a heap of trouble!

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Bad doggie! &mdash 03/08/05 - 05:06:21 PM
Well here's what I say to YOU, Mr, Ms, Mrs or Dr Popular. Dynamite
comes in small heaps, so watch where you're stepping.

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Lunantic &mdash 03/08/05 - 01:47:03 PM
dude get some professional help. I hope you get out of
that depressing pothole of life! Loser!
How many names do you have now, Midimacman, RIAA,
mmmmmgood,
Jazzjammer,SteamingHeap,PsychoticNut,HoleInTheHead,
LonelyIDIOT, and who nose how many more,give it a break
u moron!

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Lunantic &mdash 03/08/05 - 02:02:56 PM
Doesn't sound like MMM to me… there's such a huge disparity in the
quality for a start…

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Lunantic &mdash 03/08/05 - 02:20:13 PM
I agree.

---
Mungo

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Lunantic &mdash 03/08/05 - 02:58:31 PM
So do I!

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Lunantic &mdash 03/08/05 - 04:16:59 PM
me too! Uh, what was I agreeing to?

---
deja vu, it's the next best thing to being there

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Lunantic &mdash 03/08/05 - 05:08:05 PM
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean that I'm not a genius who will
laugh in your face. You have no right to verbally attack me in this way.
My music will be played in the Halls of Valhalla to sing mighty warriors to
their rest, yours won't. Deal with it.

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What can I say? &mdash 03/08/05 - 02:11:18 PM
1. Nice use of Latin horn stabs there…
2. My name isn't Popular but I do hope to be a Dr
soon.
3. Are you paranoid, or what?!
4. I have, shall we say mixed feelings about your
song…

Nice use of dog, though. Are you classically trained?

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What can I say? &mdash 03/08/05 - 05:10:21 PM
It's not a Latin horn stab, it's a French tuba. Hey, are you trying to be
funny? Well here's what I say to YOU, Mr, Ms, Mrs or Dr Popular.
Dynamite comes in small heaps, so watch where you're stepping. Just
because I'm paranoid doesn't mean that I'm not a genius who will laugh
in your face. You have no right to verbally attack me in this way. My
music will be played in the Halls of Valhalla to sing mighty warriors to
their rest, yours won't. Deal with it. If you don't like my song then I don't
agree with you.

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My Only Regret &mdash 03/08/05 - 04:40:05 PM
is that I don't have multiple idenitites so I can vote more
than once for this.

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My Only Regret &mdash 03/08/05 - 05:12:13 PM
It's not a Latin horn stab, it's a French tuba. Hey, are you trying to be
funny?

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My Only Regret &mdash 03/08/05 - 05:26:38 PM
OH MY GAWD! It's a runaway Turing chatbot, stuck in an infinite loop of
derision! Run away! Run away!
(faintly in the background, we can hear a synthetic female voice, saying..)
5... 4... 3... 2...

ttfn,
Drakonis (plugging his ears)

---
deja vu, it's the next best thing to being there

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My Only Regret &mdash 03/08/05 - 05:33:40 PM
If you don't like my song then I don't agree with you.

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I love it? &mdash 03/08/05 - 08:28:57 PM
Serioously, though, I love the whole presentation here.
Ahh, that was a good laugh.

I'll take a #2 with a smidge of #3.

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I love it? &mdash 03/09/05 - 10:12:54 AM
OK, now that I've stopped guffawing, I can also give a specific critique..
ignoring for a moment the potentially inflammatory reason this is here.. the
crisp quality of the instrument samples is outstanding. The comedic timing
of when the different juxtaposed things happen throughout the piece, the
idea of a fake dog-bark that at the end has to answer the cellphone, is
actually beautifully comedic, Vaudeville at its best. Although the description
and Bio (and canned-response ideas) were also well thought-out, I felt the
song title, content and production were exquisitely done, and it stands on its
own as a very funny song... IMHO. This gave me a 2-day-long smirk, a new
record around here.
ttfn,
Drakonis

---
deja vu, it's the next best thing to being there

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I love it? &mdash 03/09/05 - 06:03:07 PM
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean that I'm not a genius who will
laugh in your face. You have no right to verbally attack me in this way.
My music will be played in the Halls of Valhalla to sing mighty warriors to
their rest, yours won't. Deal with it.

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I love it? &mdash 03/08/05 - 08:30:41 PM
Serioously, though, I love the whole presentation here.
Ahh, that was a good laugh.

I'll take a #2 with a smidge of #3.

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I love it? &mdash 03/09/05 - 05:56:52 PM
Well here's what I say to YOU, Mr, Ms, Mrs or Dr Popular. Dynamite
comes in small heaps, so watch where you're stepping. Just because I'm
paranoid doesn't mean that I'm not a genius.

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Phenomenal use of sounds. &mdash 03/08/05 - 09:21:23 PM
I just love the latin horn stabs and the dog barking. I
can't think of anything more suited for the sonic
soundscape that you setup here. And how wonderful to
end with a phone and then the office copy machine
sounding effect. You already know that this is great stuff
so why am I telling you.

MMM

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Phenomenal use of sounds. &mdash 03/09/05 - 05:54:31 PM
Thank you, MMM. Nice of you to drop by. Your comments are
appreciated.

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Phenomenal use of sounds. &mdash 03/08/05 - 09:22:08 PM
I just love the latin horn stabs and the dog barking. I
can't think of anything more suited for the sonic
soundscape that you setup here. And how wonderful to
end with a phone and then the office copy machine
sounding effect. You already know that this is great stuff
so why am I telling you.

MMM

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Phenomenal use of sounds. &mdash 03/09/05 - 05:58:22 PM
Ooh, and another one. Thanks again!

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puke &mdash 03/08/05 - 09:49:20 PM
puke!

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puke &mdash 03/09/05 - 05:50:25 PM
Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean that I'm not a genius who will
laugh in your face. You have no right to verbally attack me in this way.
My music will be played in the Halls of Valhalla to sing mighty warriors to
their rest, yours won't. Deal with it.

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Well... &mdash 03/09/05 - 10:06:53 AM
There's a word a Scottish mate of mine uses regularly that
describes this effort succinctly, and that word is "PISH!"

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Well... &mdash 03/09/05 - 05:52:36 PM
It's not a Latin horn stab, it's a French tuba. Hey, are you trying to be
funny?

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