FFFF [Explicit] by I. Spike
Genre: Soft Rock-Adult Contemporary

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Description:
A sensitive Singer/Songwriter tune about falling asleep and pizza...
Lyrics:
I put dinner in the ovenand fell asleep on the couch
when I woke up the pizza was burning
and the fire alarm rang out
the house was full of smoke
and I stubbed my toe
and I said
Fuck, Fuck, Fuckity Fuck
and I said
Fuck, Fuck, Fuckity Fuck
I ripped down the smoke alarm
and stomped into bits
it stopped making that awful screaming noise
but now my foot hurt like shit
I grabbed the pizza pie
and burned my left eye
and I said
Fuck, Fuck, Fuckity Fuck
and I said
Fuck, Fuck, Fuckity Fuck
and I said
Fuck, Fuck, Fuckity Fuck
and I said
Fuck, Fuck, Fuckity Fuck
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Kevensor
of the F-word.
This is awesome, I love the topic! pizza & falling asleep.
really creative!
Stun Nutz
...and a well done song, too!
What a great twist on this soft rock sound...the
music could be from the 70s... the words... well, they
speak for themselves.
I. Spike
I'm glad you got the 70's reference. It's supposed to be The Eagles and
America (and every other band that sounded like this in the 70's) eat too
many happy mushrooms, slip off the edge of reality and come to their record
label with a new tune about slumber, pizza and there feelings about the
whole situtation.
Thanks for the good word.
Tom Atwood
couldn't you have said, 'shucks' instead?
shucks, shucks, shucksity...oh, never mind.
K.I.S.KISMET
to what I sing around the house sometimes. This is a priceless tune! I got up the other morning and brained myself with the fridge door and was thinking...I should write a song about this, and damn, you beat me to it. I really like how the music contradicts the topic in a very entertaining way. The music is nice and laid back, but the pictures I conjure are of you dancing around holding your toe. Simply priceless...I mean the song, hope your toe is ok : )
I. Spike
I still think there's room in the universe for a fridge braining song. Thank you
for your toe concern and the kind words.
What a wonderful way to soften the edge of such a
powerful expletive. You may coax the word into
acceptable usage with this song, the way you caress it.
Most excellent!
Swanny
AWESOME! What a great polished sound. Strong vocals. I
give you 2 Middle fingers Up !!!
I. Spike
Probably the most appropriate reply to date. Thank you for the special
salute!
_nderscore
i've heard in a while.. i've thot this many times after
burning a pie. glad you've immortalized the moment
fairy beth
I hope it's ok that im laughing at this song, cos its flippin'
hillarious. Reeeally great vocals though!! I'm impressed.
I'm not keen on people over-using the F-word, but youve
put it to beautiful use as Kevensor puts it. Very
entertained, thanku.
Ringo
Frank Zappa and Momty Python would respect you for this. Unbelievable singing, great production, fab tune. Dude, if you don't already do this for a living you should seriously consider it.
As Wayne might say, " if you were a Roman Centurion, you'd be Dudicus Maximus"
..Yeah!
Ringo
just listened again. I'd send this one to Bill Bailey too. Sheer genius.
TobinMueller
Man, you have the total package. Great textures,
excellent musical sense, great production, humor, a
rocker's sparkle in your eye. This one might just get by
the censors. Fantastic track.
BlackLily
you have added a new new dimension to profanity. Giving
it legitimacy in the english language by potraying it with
smooth sounding guitars and vocals.
fuck the fucking fuckers
Great song
SpasmodicMan
Fuck, what a fucking priceless fucking tune. Crushing
those fucking smoke alarms, more ballads about crushing
smoking alarms! I hate it when those fuckers go off. But I
love my pizza! They should invent alarms that can tell the
difference between healthy pizza smoke and the less
benign kitchen fire...
As derivative as this is and as much as I love the Eagles, I
think I now know why Henley made it and Glenn Frey
didn't...great work...you hit all the spots...This is as clever
and creative as anything on this site since mars...rip off or
no...
vidid
Pie
...my own heart.
Sweet :-)
aclarke
GREAT!
laughed my ffff azz off!
Great groove!
Cantor
I love this kind of juxtaposition! tanking very sensitive
sounds and well.... you know the rest...
this definitely has those 70's references peeps talked
about, but i hear some 80's stuff coming in too--not sure
where. i LOVE the vocals. very clear. i'd be interested in
knowing what microphone you use. remind me... what's
DP4?
I. Spike
Thanks for the good words.
Mic used: AT4033 (Audio Technica)
DP4: Digital Performer 4
Plan changing to Logic 7 in the not too distant future.
Emily Rohm
I've never heard the word fuck harmonized so beautifully!
breezer
It is so sweet and pretty!
Shimky
F. slides off your tongue like you were whispering "Honey
Bunny" in your lover's ear!
Lovely sounding acoustic. Good production.
Lovely ending to the song, too. You got the mood just
right.
:O)
pooey
I bet the Eagles are laughing their asses off right now. Oh
wait, are they still alive? Love it, Spike.
wonderful. SMILE. :). LOL. Keep it up.
stevel
This is very funny...sounds like the Eagles doing a theme
tune for The Osbournes!
Nice one
S
profanity has never sounded so good and sexy....great vocals and guitar playing
Sista Mac
Fuckity! It has a new meaning! like"Lickety Split" or something. I don't even feel like I'm cursing when I say that!
Excellent Job- I Downloaded this and will play it for many friends who I know will fully appreciate this!
rex
your a sick man Steve :-)
grah3am
I think Billy Connolly was the first to use "fuckity", though he probably got it from his dad or a Glaswegian docker. Either way, he's an excellent musician as well as being one of the funniest humans, and I hope he would appreciate this tune as much as I do.
grah3am
I think Billy Connolly was the first to use "fuckity", though he probably got it from his dad or a Glaswegian docker. Either way, he's an excellent musician as well as being one of the funniest humans, and I hope he would appreciate this tune as much as I do.
grah3am
Buggery. I posted twice. Still a good song though.
---
"You read him his rights while I shave his legs."
chipuni
Thank you for so beautifully expressing my feelings! This song brought a smile to my face.
dented
I think you're drunk. I like it.
piker
Dark Meat: Music For Depressives! Check it out kids!
jgurner
This is a beautiful and poignant tune and really moved me. It's a song of
loss, longing and it has the work "fuck" in it repeatedly. I'm just too
moved for words..... :D
DJPONK
i like this song a lot, is well done and well mixed
bud
Couldn't say it any better. Gimme an F. Great tune.
MissChaos
Fucking brilliant.
Scott Carmichael
Going back in your post history to take some listens... when I hear this word used in the daily workplace it always shakes me a bit... I know... what's wrong with this guy??? but you make it sound like a nursery ryme... I believe you could sugar coat dog shit, in just the perfect way, to make it taste great to us
bravo
DOCTORBIZARRE
Dude i just can't stop laughing! I don't know how you sing this without busting up! I'm laughing my balls off over here! So fuckin smooth!
to have been in the room hearing you record the vocals for this.... just your voice, music coming into the cans only... all we hear is fuckity fuck, hilarious.........
Mcboy
so kool its hot......
timothy devine
such a clean sound and dirty words used so sweetly and it works
i want to say it
fuck
there i said it
outrarouse song
love all the sounds and your voice/pro
kevmikwa
I don't know what made me re-listen to this song - I haven't had a bad pizza/sleep experience recently. I recall listening to this almost three years back when I first signed up (the song was only about 1.5 months old at that point). I thought it was superb back then, but on after today's random relisten, there emerged a new favorite lyric ... right there at 1:59:
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Mama said to me "child, won't you say 'FFFF'"
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I mean, are there any better lyrics in the entire world? I've got your answer right here: no.
Seriously, so well produced, so beautifully played and sung, such a funny story ... I didn't comment before but I should have.
I. Spike
Thanks for giving this an additional listen and getting the ironic line at 1:59. My mother was a very straight laced woman and would not have approved of me using such language. Mama never told me to use the nasty blue words....!