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I. Spike

Genre: Soft Rock-Adult Contemporary

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A sensitive Singer/Songwriter tune about falling asleep and pizza...

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Lyrics

I put dinner in the oven
and fell asleep on the couch
when I woke up the pizza was burning
and the fire alarm rang out
the house was full of smoke
and I stubbed my toe

and I said
Fuck, Fuck, Fuckity Fuck
and I said
Fuck, Fuck, Fuckity Fuck

I ripped down the smoke alarm
and stomped into bits
it stopped making that awful screaming noise
but now my foot hurt like shit
I grabbed the pizza pie
and burned my left eye

and I said
Fuck, Fuck, Fuckity Fuck
and I said
Fuck, Fuck, Fuckity Fuck
and I said
Fuck, Fuck, Fuckity Fuck
and I said
Fuck, Fuck, Fuckity Fuck

Song Stats

Hits: 5784
Comments: 49
Fans: 36
Plays: 1124
Downloads: 289
Votes: 39
Uploaded: Apr 15, 2005 - 10:44:27 PM
Last Updated: Apr 16, 2005 - 12:52:33 PM Last Played: Nov 16, 2009 - 02:39:27 PM

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Comments

Kevensor	Kevensor said 1680 days ago (April 18th, 2005)
	Beautiful use... of the F-word. This is awesome, I love the topic! pizza & falling asleep. really creative! Check out my latest song called Smoove

Stun Nutz	Stun Nutz said 1680 days ago (April 18th, 2005)
	hilarious! ...and a well done song, too! What a great twist on this soft rock sound...the music could be from the 70s... the words... well, they speak for themselves. Check out my latest song called Gossamer dissected

I. Spike

I. Spike said 1675 days ago (April 23rd, 2005)

hilarious!
I'm glad you got the 70's reference. It's supposed to be The Eagles and
America (and every other band that sounded like this in the 70's) eat too
many happy mushrooms, slip off the edge of reality and come to their record
label with a new tune about slumber, pizza and there feelings about the
whole situtation.
Thanks for the good word.

Check out my latest song called Mighty Cracker Fly

Tom Atwood	Tom Atwood said 1680 days ago (April 18th, 2005)
	nice harmonies couldn't you have said, 'shucks' instead? shucks, shucks, shucksity...oh, never mind. Check out my latest song called Keep Looking for Jesus (MJRF)

K.I.S.KISMET

K.I.S.KISMET said 1680 days ago (April 18th, 2005)

Pretty close
to what I sing around the house sometimes. This is a priceless tune! I got up the other morning and brained myself with the fridge door and was thinking...I should write a song about this, and damn, you beat me to it. I really like how the music contradicts the topic in a very entertaining way. The music is nice and laid back, but the pictures I conjure are of you dancing around holding your toe. Simply priceless...I mean the song, hope your toe is ok : )

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I. Spike	I. Spike said 1675 days ago (April 23rd, 2005)
	Pretty close I still think there's room in the universe for a fridge braining song. Thank you for your toe concern and the kind words. Check out my latest song called Mighty Cracker Fly

	said 1679 days ago (April 19th, 2005)
	Well tempered pizza rage What a wonderful way to soften the edge of such a powerful expletive. You may coax the word into acceptable usage with this song, the way you caress it. Most excellent!

Swanny	Swanny said 1676 days ago (April 22nd, 2005)
	"What do you want on you're Tombstone?" AWESOME! What a great polished sound. Strong vocals. I give you 2 Middle fingers Up !!! Check out my latest song called Chillin

I. Spike	I. Spike said 1675 days ago (April 23rd, 2005)
	"What do you want on you're Tombstone?" Probably the most appropriate reply to date. Thank you for the special salute! Check out my latest song called Mighty Cracker Fly

_nderscore	_nderscore said 1674 days ago (April 24th, 2005)
	best chorus i've heard in a while.. i've thot this many times after burning a pie. glad you've immortalized the moment Check out my latest song called glyd

fairy beth	fairy beth said 1674 days ago (April 25th, 2005)
	LOL! I hope it's ok that im laughing at this song, cos its flippin' hillarious. Reeeally great vocals though!! I'm impressed. I'm not keen on people over-using the F-word, but youve put it to beautiful use as Kevensor puts it. Very entertained, thanku. Check out my latest song called Message No.1 - David Gwynne

Ringo	Ringo said 1674 days ago (April 25th, 2005)
	Laughed til I cried Frank Zappa and Momty Python would respect you for this. Unbelievable singing, great production, fab tune. Dude, if you don't already do this for a living you should seriously consider it. As Wayne might say, " if you were a Roman Centurion, you'd be Dudicus Maximus" ..Yeah! Check out my latest song called Real Slow

Ringo	Ringo said 1673 days ago (April 25th, 2005)
	Laughed til I cried just listened again. I'd send this one to Bill Bailey too. Sheer genius. Check out my latest song called Real Slow

TobinMueller	TobinMueller said 1672 days ago (April 26th, 2005)
	CSNY on cable Man, you have the total package. Great textures, excellent musical sense, great production, humor, a rocker's sparkle in your eye. This one might just get by the censors. Fantastic track. Check out my latest song called Forge A New Life (MJRF)

BlackLily	BlackLily said 1672 days ago (April 26th, 2005)
	well you have added a new new dimension to profanity. Giving it legitimacy in the english language by potraying it with smooth sounding guitars and vocals. fuck the fucking fuckers Great song Check out my latest song called Barbie's Letter

SpasmodicMan	SpasmodicMan said 1671 days ago (April 28th, 2005)
	Nice fucking song Fuck, what a fucking priceless fucking tune. Crushing those fucking smoke alarms, more ballads about crushing smoking alarms! I hate it when those fuckers go off. But I love my pizza! They should invent alarms that can tell the difference between healthy pizza smoke and the less benign kitchen fire... Check out my latest song called The Androgyne

	Anonymous said 1669 days ago (April 29th, 2005)
	Glenn Freyed As derivative as this is and as much as I love the Eagles, I think I now know why Henley made it and Glenn Frey didn't...great work...you hit all the spots...This is as clever and creative as anything on this site since mars...rip off or no... vidid

Pie	Pie said 1668 days ago (April 30th, 2005)
	A man after... ...my own heart. Sweet :-) Check out my latest song called Kaleidoscope (Single)

aclarke	aclarke said 1663 days ago (May 5th, 2005)
	This is simply GREAT! Check out my latest song called Ballad of The Little Tiki

	pianozach said 1652 days ago (May 16th, 2005)
	f-in' great! laughed my ffff azz off! Great groove!

Cantor

Cantor said 1652 days ago (May 17th, 2005)

Yes!
I love this kind of juxtaposition! tanking very sensitive
sounds and well.... you know the rest...

this definitely has those 70's references peeps talked
about, but i hear some 80's stuff coming in too--not sure
where. i LOVE the vocals. very clear. i'd be interested in
knowing what microphone you use. remind me... what's
DP4?

Check out my latest song called You Shall Love the Eternal God

I. Spike	I. Spike said 1651 days ago (May 17th, 2005)
	Yes! Thanks for the good words. Mic used: AT4033 (Audio Technica) DP4: Digital Performer 4 Plan changing to Logic 7 in the not too distant future. Check out my latest song called Mighty Cracker Fly

Emily Rohm	Emily Rohm said 1648 days ago (May 20th, 2005)
	Funny, but a good song too! I've never heard the word fuck harmonized so beautifully! Check out my latest song called Monica's Waltz

breezer	breezer said 1643 days ago (May 25th, 2005)
	This a classic It is so sweet and pretty! Check out my latest song called Leapfrog

Shimky	Shimky said 1642 days ago (May 26th, 2005)
	Sweeeeet! F. slides off your tongue like you were whispering "Honey Bunny" in your lover's ear! Lovely sounding acoustic. Good production. Lovely ending to the song, too. You got the mood just right. :O) Check out my latest song called Funeral

pooey	pooey said 1637 days ago (June 1st, 2005)
	Ha! I bet the Eagles are laughing their asses off right now. Oh wait, are they still alive? Love it, Spike. Check out my latest song called Wake Up (Pooey Remix)

	paulolivas said 1636 days ago (June 1st, 2005)
	love the title wonderful. SMILE. :). LOL. Keep it up.

stevel	stevel said 1635 days ago (June 2nd, 2005)
	Everybody's talkin dirty at ya This is very funny...sounds like the Eagles doing a theme tune for The Osbournes! Nice one S Check out my latest song called Electricity

	said 1631 days ago (June 6th, 2005)
	fucking cool profanity has never sounded so good and sexy....great vocals and guitar playing

Sista Mac	Sista Mac said 1629 days ago (June 8th, 2005)
	My new favorite word! Fuckity! It has a new meaning! like"Lickety Split" or something. I don't even feel like I'm cursing when I say that! Excellent Job- I Downloaded this and will play it for many friends who I know will fully appreciate this! Check out my latest song called I'm Not Trying

rex	rex said 1621 days ago (June 16th, 2005)
	!!! your a sick man Steve :-) Check out my latest song called Comback Kid

grah3am	grah3am said 1611 days ago (June 26th, 2005)
	Fuckity I think Billy Connolly was the first to use "fuckity", though he probably got it from his dad or a Glaswegian docker. Either way, he's an excellent musician as well as being one of the funniest humans, and I hope he would appreciate this tune as much as I do. Check out my latest song called Deep Depths

grah3am	grah3am said 1611 days ago (June 26th, 2005)
	Fuckity I think Billy Connolly was the first to use "fuckity", though he probably got it from his dad or a Glaswegian docker. Either way, he's an excellent musician as well as being one of the funniest humans, and I hope he would appreciate this tune as much as I do. Check out my latest song called Deep Depths

grah3am	grah3am said 1611 days ago (June 26th, 2005)
	Fuckity Buggery. I posted twice. Still a good song though. --- "You read him his rights while I shave his legs." Check out my latest song called Deep Depths

chipuni	chipuni said 1587 days ago (July 20th, 2005)
	Thank you! Thank you for so beautifully expressing my feelings! This song brought a smile to my face. Check out my latest song called Te Echo De Menos

dented	dented said 1575 days ago (August 1st, 2005)
	Hmm I think you're drunk. I like it. Check out my latest song called Lost

piker	piker said 1569 days ago (August 7th, 2005)
	Featued on my podcast! Dark Meat: Music For Depressives! Check it out kids! Check out my latest song called Jimmy Crack Corn

jgurner	jgurner said 1462 days ago (November 22nd, 2005)
	Touching.... This is a beautiful and poignant tune and really moved me. It's a song of loss, longing and it has the work "fuck" in it repeatedly. I'm just too moved for words..... :D Check out my latest song called Bourbon Street Dawn

DJPONK	DJPONK said 1391 days ago (February 1st, 2006)
	jijijijij...fuck i like this song a lot, is well done and well mixed Check out my latest song called zombie sexual

bud	bud said 1081 days ago (December 9th, 2006)
	Country Joe Couldn't say it any better. Gimme an F. Great tune. Check out my latest song called eye for you (w/particledots and michael2)

MissChaos	MissChaos said 1073 days ago (December 17th, 2006)
	where the fuck have I been? Fucking brilliant. Check out my latest song called Mama Cries - Album Version (MJRF)

Scott Carmichael	Scott Carmichael said 1071 days ago (December 18th, 2006)
	LOL Going back in your post history to take some listens... when I hear this word used in the daily workplace it always shakes me a bit... I know... what's wrong with this guy??? but you make it sound like a nursery ryme... I believe you could sugar coat dog shit, in just the perfect way, to make it taste great to us bravo Check out my latest song called Good Morning

DOCTORBIZARRE	DOCTORBIZARRE said 1057 days ago (January 1st, 2007)
	HAHAHA Dude i just can't stop laughing! I don't know how you sing this without busting up! I'm laughing my balls off over here! So fuckin smooth! Check out my latest song called STORM

	said 854 days ago (July 23rd, 2007)
	i would have loved to have been in the room hearing you record the vocals for this.... just your voice, music coming into the cans only... all we hear is fuckity fuck, hilarious.........

Mcboy	Mcboy said 811 days ago (September 4th, 2007)
	ouch so kool its hot...... Check out my latest song called Heros( aclarke/mcboy)

timothy devine	timothy devine said 718 days ago (December 7th, 2007)
	got me really laughing such a clean sound and dirty words used so sweetly and it works i want to say it fuck there i said it outrarouse song love all the sounds and your voice/pro Check out my latest song called Mankind Needs a Change/WoodstockII

kevmikwa

kevmikwa said 609 days ago (March 24th, 2008)

Listening back
I don't know what made me re-listen to this song - I haven't had a bad pizza/sleep experience recently. I recall listening to this almost three years back when I first signed up (the song was only about 1.5 months old at that point). I thought it was superb back then, but on after today's random relisten, there emerged a new favorite lyric ... right there at 1:59:

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Mama said to me "child, won't you say 'FFFF'"
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I mean, are there any better lyrics in the entire world? I've got your answer right here: no.

Seriously, so well produced, so beautifully played and sung, such a funny story ... I didn't comment before but I should have.

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I. Spike	I. Spike said 598 days ago (April 4th, 2008)
	Nasty Blue! Thanks for giving this an additional listen and getting the ironic line at 1:59. My mother was a very straight laced woman and would not have approved of me using such language. Mama never told me to use the nasty blue words....! Check out my latest song called Mighty Cracker Fly

caroline	caroline said 83 days ago (September 1st, 2009)
	apb brought me here.... dunno how i missed it - not only did i lmao but it is beautifully cooked ;) - thank you - yer in me itunes xox Check out my latest song called clink that link mjrf

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