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Uploaded: Apr 15, 2005 - 10:44:27 PM
Last Updated: Apr 16, 2005 - 12:52:33 PM
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Description:
A sensitive Singer/Songwriter tune about falling asleep and pizza...


Lyrics:
I put dinner in the oven
and fell asleep on the couch
when I woke up the pizza was burning
and the fire alarm rang out
the house was full of smoke
and I stubbed my toe

and I said
Fuck, Fuck, Fuckity Fuck
and I said
Fuck, Fuck, Fuckity Fuck

I ripped down the smoke alarm
and stomped into bits
it stopped making that awful screaming noise
but now my foot hurt like shit
I grabbed the pizza pie
and burned my left eye

and I said
Fuck, Fuck, Fuckity Fuck
and I said
Fuck, Fuck, Fuckity Fuck
and I said
Fuck, Fuck, Fuckity Fuck
and I said
Fuck, Fuck, Fuckity Fuck

Hardware:
iMac G4

Software:
Soundtrack
DP4

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Kevensor said 1538 days ago (April 18th, 2005)
Beautiful use...
of the F-word.

This is awesome, I love the topic! pizza & falling asleep.

really creative!
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Stun Nutz said 1538 days ago (April 18th, 2005)
hilarious!
...and a well done song, too!

What a great twist on this soft rock sound...the
music could be from the 70s... the words... well, they
speak for themselves.
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I. Spike said 1533 days ago (April 23rd, 2005)
hilarious!
I'm glad you got the 70's reference. It's supposed to be The Eagles and
America (and every other band that sounded like this in the 70's) eat too
many happy mushrooms, slip off the edge of reality and come to their record
label with a new tune about slumber, pizza and there feelings about the
whole situtation.
Thanks for the good word.
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Tom Atwood said 1538 days ago (April 18th, 2005)
nice harmonies
couldn't you have said, 'shucks' instead?

shucks, shucks, shucksity...oh, never mind.
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K.I.S.KISMET said 1538 days ago (April 18th, 2005)
Pretty close
to what I sing around the house sometimes. This is a priceless tune! I got up the other morning and brained myself with the fridge door and was thinking...I should write a song about this, and damn, you beat me to it. I really like how the music contradicts the topic in a very entertaining way. The music is nice and laid back, but the pictures I conjure are of you dancing around holding your toe. Simply priceless...I mean the song, hope your toe is ok : )
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I. Spike said 1533 days ago (April 23rd, 2005)
Pretty close
I still think there's room in the universe for a fridge braining song. Thank you
for your toe concern and the kind words.
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said 1537 days ago (April 19th, 2005)
Well tempered pizza rage
What a wonderful way to soften the edge of such a
powerful expletive. You may coax the word into
acceptable usage with this song, the way you caress it.
Most excellent!
Swanny said 1534 days ago (April 22nd, 2005)
"What do you want on you're Tombstone?"
AWESOME! What a great polished sound. Strong vocals. I
give you 2 Middle fingers Up !!!
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I. Spike said 1533 days ago (April 23rd, 2005)
"What do you want on you're Tombstone?"
Probably the most appropriate reply to date. Thank you for the special
salute!
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_nderscore said 1532 days ago (April 24th, 2005)
best chorus
i've heard in a while.. i've thot this many times after
burning a pie. glad you've immortalized the moment
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fairy beth said 1532 days ago (April 25th, 2005)
LOL!
I hope it's ok that im laughing at this song, cos its flippin'
hillarious. Reeeally great vocals though!! I'm impressed.
I'm not keen on people over-using the F-word, but youve
put it to beautiful use as Kevensor puts it. Very
entertained, thanku.
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Ringo said 1532 days ago (April 25th, 2005)
Laughed til I cried
Frank Zappa and Momty Python would respect you for this. Unbelievable singing, great production, fab tune. Dude, if you don't already do this for a living you should seriously consider it.
As Wayne might say, " if you were a Roman Centurion, you'd be Dudicus Maximus"

..Yeah!
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Ringo said 1532 days ago (April 25th, 2005)
Laughed til I cried
just listened again. I'd send this one to Bill Bailey too. Sheer genius.
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TobinMueller said 1530 days ago (April 26th, 2005)
CSNY on cable
Man, you have the total package. Great textures,
excellent musical sense, great production, humor, a
rocker's sparkle in your eye. This one might just get by
the censors. Fantastic track.
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BlackLily said 1530 days ago (April 26th, 2005)
well
you have added a new new dimension to profanity. Giving
it legitimacy in the english language by potraying it with
smooth sounding guitars and vocals.

fuck the fucking fuckers

Great song
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SpasmodicMan said 1529 days ago (April 28th, 2005)
Nice fucking song
Fuck, what a fucking priceless fucking tune. Crushing
those fucking smoke alarms, more ballads about crushing
smoking alarms! I hate it when those fuckers go off. But I
love my pizza! They should invent alarms that can tell the
difference between healthy pizza smoke and the less
benign kitchen fire...
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Anonymous said 1528 days ago (April 29th, 2005)
Glenn Freyed
As derivative as this is and as much as I love the Eagles, I
think I now know why Henley made it and Glenn Frey
didn't...great work...you hit all the spots...This is as clever
and creative as anything on this site since mars...rip off or
no...

vidid
Pie said 1526 days ago (April 30th, 2005)
A man after...
...my own heart.

Sweet :-)
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aclarke said 1521 days ago (May 5th, 2005)
This is simply
GREAT!
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pianozach said 1510 days ago (May 16th, 2005)
f-in' great!
laughed my ffff azz off!

Great groove!
Cantor said 1510 days ago (May 17th, 2005)
Yes!
I love this kind of juxtaposition! tanking very sensitive
sounds and well.... you know the rest...

this definitely has those 70's references peeps talked
about, but i hear some 80's stuff coming in too--not sure
where. i LOVE the vocals. very clear. i'd be interested in
knowing what microphone you use. remind me... what's
DP4?
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I. Spike said 1509 days ago (May 17th, 2005)
Yes!
Thanks for the good words.

Mic used: AT4033 (Audio Technica)
DP4: Digital Performer 4

Plan changing to Logic 7 in the not too distant future.
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Emily Rohm said 1506 days ago (May 20th, 2005)
Funny, but a good song too!
I've never heard the word fuck harmonized so beautifully!
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breezer said 1501 days ago (May 25th, 2005)
This a classic
It is so sweet and pretty!
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Shimky said 1501 days ago (May 26th, 2005)
Sweeeeet!
F. slides off your tongue like you were whispering "Honey
Bunny" in your lover's ear!

Lovely sounding acoustic. Good production.

Lovely ending to the song, too. You got the mood just
right.

:O)
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pooey said 1495 days ago (June 1st, 2005)
Ha!
I bet the Eagles are laughing their asses off right now. Oh
wait, are they still alive? Love it, Spike.
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paulolivas said 1494 days ago (June 1st, 2005)
love the title
wonderful. SMILE. :). LOL. Keep it up.
stevel said 1493 days ago (June 2nd, 2005)
Everybody's talkin dirty at ya
This is very funny...sounds like the Eagles doing a theme
tune for The Osbournes!
Nice one
S
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said 1489 days ago (June 6th, 2005)
fucking cool
profanity has never sounded so good and sexy....great vocals and guitar playing
Sista Mac said 1487 days ago (June 8th, 2005)
My new favorite word!
Fuckity! It has a new meaning! like"Lickety Split" or something. I don't even feel like I'm cursing when I say that!

Excellent Job- I Downloaded this and will play it for many friends who I know will fully appreciate this!
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rex said 1479 days ago (June 16th, 2005)
!!!
your a sick man Steve :-)
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grah3am said 1469 days ago (June 26th, 2005)
Fuckity
I think Billy Connolly was the first to use "fuckity", though he probably got it from his dad or a Glaswegian docker. Either way, he's an excellent musician as well as being one of the funniest humans, and I hope he would appreciate this tune as much as I do.
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grah3am said 1469 days ago (June 26th, 2005)
Fuckity
I think Billy Connolly was the first to use "fuckity", though he probably got it from his dad or a Glaswegian docker. Either way, he's an excellent musician as well as being one of the funniest humans, and I hope he would appreciate this tune as much as I do.
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grah3am said 1469 days ago (June 26th, 2005)
Fuckity
Buggery. I posted twice. Still a good song though.

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chipuni said 1445 days ago (July 20th, 2005)
Thank you!
Thank you for so beautifully expressing my feelings! This song brought a smile to my face.
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dented said 1433 days ago (August 1st, 2005)
Hmm
I think you're drunk. I like it.
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piker said 1427 days ago (August 7th, 2005)
Featued on my podcast!
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jgurner said 1320 days ago (November 22nd, 2005)
Touching....
This is a beautiful and poignant tune and really moved me. It's a song of
loss, longing and it has the work "fuck" in it repeatedly. I'm just too
moved for words..... :D
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DJPONK said 1249 days ago (February 1st, 2006)
jijijijij...fuck
i like this song a lot, is well done and well mixed
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bud said 939 days ago (December 9th, 2006)
Country Joe
Couldn't say it any better. Gimme an F. Great tune.
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MissChaos said 931 days ago (December 17th, 2006)
where the fuck have I been?
Fucking brilliant.


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Scott Carmichael said 929 days ago (December 18th, 2006)
LOL
Going back in your post history to take some listens... when I hear this word used in the daily workplace it always shakes me a bit... I know... what's wrong with this guy??? but you make it sound like a nursery ryme... I believe you could sugar coat dog shit, in just the perfect way, to make it taste great to us

bravo
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DOCTORBIZARRE said 915 days ago (January 1st, 2007)
HAHAHA
Dude i just can't stop laughing! I don't know how you sing this without busting up! I'm laughing my balls off over here! So fuckin smooth!
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said 712 days ago (July 23rd, 2007)
i would have loved
to have been in the room hearing you record the vocals for this.... just your voice, music coming into the cans only... all we hear is fuckity fuck, hilarious.........
Mcboy said 670 days ago (September 4th, 2007)
ouch
so kool its hot......
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timothy devine said 576 days ago (December 7th, 2007)
got me really laughing
such a clean sound and dirty words used so sweetly and it works
i want to say it
fuck
there i said it

outrarouse song
love all the sounds and your voice/pro


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kevmikwa said 467 days ago (March 24th, 2008)
Listening back
I don't know what made me re-listen to this song - I haven't had a bad pizza/sleep experience recently. I recall listening to this almost three years back when I first signed up (the song was only about 1.5 months old at that point). I thought it was superb back then, but on after today's random relisten, there emerged a new favorite lyric ... right there at 1:59:

------
Mama said to me "child, won't you say 'FFFF'"
------

I mean, are there any better lyrics in the entire world? I've got your answer right here: no.

Seriously, so well produced, so beautifully played and sung, such a funny story ... I didn't comment before but I should have.
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I. Spike said 456 days ago (April 4th, 2008)
Nasty Blue!
Thanks for giving this an additional listen and getting the ironic line at 1:59. My mother was a very straight laced woman and would not have approved of me using such language. Mama never told me to use the nasty blue words....!
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