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Mommy, I Want To Be Swedish


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Nigel and his mother discuss the idea of becoming Swedish, but Uncle Ingmar has other plans......
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Mommy, I want to be Swedish
'casue I love my Bergman films
Mommy, I want to be Swedish
I’ve been in love with Liv Ullman all my life

I want to ride allthe reindeer
and make fun of Norwegians every day
I want to wear bright embrodiered
dresses
and shop IKEA for all I crave

Mommy, I want to be Swedish
cause I love the panacookin
Mommy, I want to be Swedish
I’d love to have death over for some tea


Mommy, I want to be Swedish
cause I love the panacookin
Mommy, I want to be Swedish
casue I love my Bergman
and I love Liv Ullman
I’d love to have death over for tea
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Hits: 5075
Comments: 37
Fans: 24
Plays: 930
Downloads: 195
Votes: 31
Uploaded: Apr 22, 2005 - 06:09:51 PM
Last Updated: Apr 22, 2005 - 06:08:46 PM Last Played: Nov 21, 2009 - 02:02:42 PM
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Comments
Magritte said 1677 days ago (April 22nd, 2005)
Uncle Ingmar or Uncle Ernie?
For some reason this reminded me of something The Who might have cut out of Tommy. Totally bizarre and great production.
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I. Spike said 1676 days ago (April 23rd, 2005)
Uncle Ingmar or Uncle Ernie?
That's probably got to be the nicest compliment ever.... I'm stunned. Thank
you.
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SlimGirlFat said 1677 days ago (April 22nd, 2005)
Excellent
Brilliant vocal intro.. I presume the characters are
you..LOL.
Again, great singing from you.. and most excellent guitar
playing.Sounds like live drumming.. is this oyu and a
band.. or all you??
Good lyrics/arrangement and production.

SlimGirlFat
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SlimGirlFat said 1677 days ago (April 22nd, 2005)
Excellent
uuurgh 'oyu' was supposed to read 'you'
oops sorry
Slim

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I. Spike said 1676 days ago (April 23rd, 2005)
Excellent
Were my accents okay?
Thanks for the guitar and vocal compliments.
You rock Slimmie!
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cjhoose said 1677 days ago (April 22nd, 2005)
Excellent performance!
and hilarious. I love it!
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aclarke said 1677 days ago (April 22nd, 2005)
Too cool
Great song here. Weird, unusual and terrific.
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aclarke said 1677 days ago (April 22nd, 2005)
Too cool
Almost forgot- great job including power chords and sweet rock harmonies
in this. Reminded me of one of my all time favorite bands- Sweet.
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I. Spike said 1676 days ago (April 23rd, 2005)
Too cool
The first rock lshow I ever saw was Sweet. They were amazing! I'll never
forget when the drummer did his solo. Three screens came down and he was
playing 3 different set's of drums. Timbales on one screen, timpani on
another and on the one directly behind him, another trap kit. It all worked
together perfectly and this was 1977!
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Stun Nutz said 1676 days ago (April 23rd, 2005)
A nugget of oddball goodness.
Me likey very much.
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Stun Nutz said 1676 days ago (April 23rd, 2005)
another thing...
I love the versatility and humor (as well as fine production values) you
display in your tunes. I will be looking forward to what you submit next!
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Eccentrikamerika said 1676 days ago (April 23rd, 2005)
'scuse me ma'am, i'm just here to tell you that you have worms
i'm shaking my head and laughing.
i'm so glad uncle ingmar ate nigel's mother.
you shouldn't have, but i'm glad you did
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_nderscore said 1675 days ago (April 24th, 2005)
loads of fun
the lyrics are frikkin hilarious-the background storyline is
even funnier. ever better that it rawks. great tune
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twonicus said 1675 days ago (April 24th, 2005)
loved it
i laughed like a fool, but never lost sight of what
really matters...this song is great!
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Kevensor said 1674 days ago (April 25th, 2005)
Great balls of meat!!
This touches my soul.

It is a bad touch, but I'll take what I can get.

Thanks, I laughed out loud at this!

DL/8s!
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I. Spike said 1674 days ago (April 25th, 2005)
Great balls of meat!!
Great balls of meat.... What a great song idea... Shall we race to it? Or have
you already written it?
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Kevensor said 1673 days ago (April 26th, 2005)
Great balls of meat!!
Out of respect, I give it to you.
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Ringo said 1674 days ago (April 25th, 2005)
In the UK we say "Mummy"
The guys in Spinal Tap just have the edge over you for the British accents (but it's close and your Swedish one was pretty hot too) and I still don't like your guitar sound as much as I could (still a bit toppy and thin) but just had me grinning like an idiot.

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Ringo
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CraizeeMusic said 1674 days ago (April 25th, 2005)
Hilarious!!!
I laughed out loud profusely! I have Swedish friends that I'm sending this to! Hilarious!!!!! Yup, It's on the favorites!
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TobinMueller said 1674 days ago (April 25th, 2005)
Woody Allen rock
Fun 80's retro feel with a Woody Allen concept. Love the
sense of humor, the tight performance, the quality mix.
Solid track.
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jgurner said 1674 days ago (April 25th, 2005)
When you get to Sweden...
...say hello to the Swedish Chef. Awesome tune.
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SpasmodicMan said 1671 days ago (April 28th, 2005)
Music for blondes
I luv Liv Ullman too. Mmm. Also on the list: Gnome
women, Viking spoils, blonde skiers...
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said 1668 days ago (May 1st, 2005)
Bravo
I'm 1/4 Swedish, but Liv is bit too old for me. Very well
done here. Lyrics are hilarious and performance is top-
notch. Only quibble is I could use a bit more oomph on
the low end.
Shimky said 1643 days ago (May 26th, 2005)
Great British Accents!
Before I forget, I want to mention that all your artwork is
great. And this is my favourite (so far). I love Ingmar!

This song is a great laugh. As you've alreadly had lots of
compliments, I won't bother!!! :Op One thing I noticed
was that Mommy and WannabeSwedish both have exactly
the same voices!! Get in touch with your feminine side,
dude!!! What a laugh!
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Sista Mac said 1630 days ago (June 8th, 2005)
Verrrryie Goud!!!
Extremely Entertaining along with great quality music! You have an extremely verstitile and great sounding voice! Your musical melodies are very good and your productions are fantastic! Can't wait for more!
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said 1600 days ago (July 7th, 2005)
WTF?
This song is hilarious. Very fun. I particularrly like the IKEA
bit. Very well produced on a more serious note. I can tell you
had a great time making this. It shows.

BP
nisper said 1582 days ago (July 26th, 2005)
Have to change..
my pants from laughing. Seriously, not just funny, but well
written and produced. Definitely agree with
Magritte...something so unique only a few could actually pull
it off successfully; and you did!
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Moodee said 1566 days ago (August 11th, 2005)
Hilarious indeed
That kind of humour reminded me of a Monthy Python
episode on Italian Movie Directors of the 50's 60's.
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said 1547 days ago (August 30th, 2005)
I like the sound
It's a pop song but it has the elements i love. Rhythm and a
good guitar sound. I like it very much.
apa4 said 1495 days ago (October 21st, 2005)
My girlfriend says
It's a novelty song but it's not funny
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Scott Carmichael said 1072 days ago (December 18th, 2006)
Beause
of dietary restrictions I will have to remain Scotish... you know head cheese blood pudding and the like...

brilliant
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DOCTORBIZARRE said 1057 days ago (January 1st, 2007)
HAHAHA
This is great!
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apb said 991 days ago (March 9th, 2007)
you need ..

.. a volvo (or a saab), 2 kids (1 boy 1 girl), a dog, a summer cabin in the woods to really be livin' the
Swedish dream Spike ... and of course be born on skis helps alot too, I can report.

Great stuff, tickled me anyways. Not bad accents at all .. thankfully being Scottish there is little room for
jokes about that .. ;o)
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ktb said 898 days ago (June 10th, 2007)
whew
had the radio playing in the background and then I had to bring Mj to the foreground to see who this was. You are a man of many talents. I'd like to think your personality peeks through with some of your writing.

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timothy devine said 768 days ago (October 18th, 2007)
man
You rock this stuff
Mommy
i wanna eat fish
oh swedish
i thought sweetish was weird
mommy mommy

funny and very entertaining
another great sounding tune
thanks
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said 592 days ago (April 11th, 2008)
Fun!
Funny song my friend. Your guitar work here is great. For me it's "Rock & Roll" than "Pop"! Enjoyed the work here very much.... Thanks for sharing... Good Job!

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J.A.Stewart said 590 days ago (April 13th, 2008)
hehe
I like their meatballs and blonde women... not necessarily in that order. ;)

I had forgotten about this one. lol



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