Lunch Meat

I. Spike

Genre: Pop (mainstream)

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Nobody seems to write songs about lunch meat anymore... We’ll I’m correcting that right now!

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Lyrics

lunch meat
I saw it on the back of a magazine
lunch meat
it’s a special treat for you and me
lunch meat
make sure you know where it came form
lunch meat
because you don’t wanna eat nothing’ you hadn’t planned on
lunch meat

put in on some bread
add a little cheese
slather it with condiments
and you’ll be so happy, whee!!!

Song Stats

Hits: 5159
Comments: 16
Fans: 6
Plays: 749
Downloads: 121
Votes: 9
Uploaded: May 04, 2005 - 09:49:35 PM
Last Updated: May 04, 2005 - 04:38:13 PM Last Played: Nov 11, 2009 - 07:34:08 AM

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Comments

Emily Rohm	Emily Rohm said 1665 days ago (May 5th, 2005)
	Oh, great... ...now I'm hungry. Move over Oscar Mayer song, hello Lunch Meat! Check out my latest song called Monica's Waltz

bjack	bjack said 1664 days ago (May 5th, 2005)
	Just the laugh I needed this morning... Thanks for that one. Check out my latest song called Especially 4 U

alley-oop	alley-oop said 1664 days ago (May 5th, 2005)
	Hold the mao, bro Mr. I.S. As with your other new tune, again, really cool. This site full nice serious tunes. But you're REALLY F***ING FUNNY! Humor is a Five-star treat for me, young buckaroo Again, The feather boa goes a long way.(see comment on your other recent song) Mr. A. Check out my latest song called anymore

_nderscore	_nderscore said 1664 days ago (May 5th, 2005)
	no baloney hmm.. this would make for an interesting video Check out my latest song called glyd

Swanny	Swanny said 1664 days ago (May 5th, 2005)
	SnackTastic Another GREAT ! song "MEAT-HEAD" Check out my latest song called Chillin

SlimGirlFat	SlimGirlFat said 1664 days ago (May 5th, 2005)
	Oh dear oh dear oh dear. for some reason my chest hurts from laughing too much SGF Check out my latest song called Not Enough

Mystified	Mystified said 1661 days ago (May 8th, 2005)
	No B-O-L-O-G-N-A ...this is a very funny song! LOVE the crowd cheers in the midst of it all. For some reason, the very idea of an ode to lunch meat makes me grin from ear to ear....though I won't touch the stuff with a ten-foot pole ;) Pass the mayo.... Check out my latest song called For the Beauty of the Earth

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eleveneyes said 1658 days ago (May 11th, 2005)

i'm gonna get me a...
sambich. ha ha!
i used to work with a guy that would say that everyday.
"I'm gonna get me a...a...a...a sambich!"
this song made me think of that guy. forgot what his
name was but he would write novels during work hours
and never do any work. excellent dresser though. very
expensive suits he wore. wonder if he liked lunch meat as
much as you. hmmmm.

Check out my latest song called Here With You - Better MIX

stevel	stevel said 1654 days ago (May 15th, 2005)
	Mac spammer! Groovy Clintonesque ditty...lunch meat is a strange fixation but ya gotta do what ya gotta do. Like it! Check out my latest song called Electricity

TobinMueller	TobinMueller said 1653 days ago (May 17th, 2005)
	cross- section of dachshund One of my favorite Calvin and Hobbes is when Calvin pulls out a circular piece of bologna from his sandwich, dangles it in front of his lunchroom nemesis (and next door neighbor), Suzy, and declares the slice a "cross- section of dachshund" just to gross her out. Thanks for reminding me of that. Check out my latest song called Forge A New Life (MJRF)

Shimky	Shimky said 1643 days ago (May 26th, 2005)
	Eat Kosher Salami Yes, I am going through all your tunes! I'm just so pleased that you commented my first effort!! I'm impressed with how you try something very different with every tune. And you seem to do them all well. You change your voice nicely, too. And I'll echo everyone else - the humour is so uplifting. Well done. Check out my latest song called Funeral

eDrew	eDrew said 1638 days ago (May 31st, 2005)
	Thanks... I needed that. I haven't had such a hearty laugh in a long time. Thank you for brightening up my evening. Check out my latest song called Corporate Presentation

Sista Mac	Sista Mac said 1630 days ago (June 8th, 2005)
	SUPER Your are the SUPER-DUPER Lunch Meat tray in the this Deli of life! I just love your music and humor! Check out my latest song called I'm Not Trying

	slugnola said 1569 days ago (August 8th, 2005)
	I like Meat! Laffed my friggin ass off!

Moodee	Moodee said 1566 days ago (August 11th, 2005)
	Funny an skilled Irony Talent skill great voice (and backing vocals). ;) Check out my latest song called Coalesce (Parkee mix) - re-uploaded

DOCTORBIZARRE	DOCTORBIZARRE said 1058 days ago (January 1st, 2007)
	HAHAHA Dude you crack me up! This sounds great and funny as fuck! Check out my latest song called STORM

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Artist Info

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One day as the sun was melting and the pudding was setting, from out of the sky dropped a little bag of mostly salty water, with fur and such, and his name was I. Spike. Blog Interview: I. Spike (Steve Hale) - Singer/Songwriter/Producer Coll... [see more]

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Genre Info

Pop music is a music genre that developed from the mid-1950s as a softer alternative to rock 'n' roll and later to rock music. It has a focus on commercial recording, often orientated towards a youth market, usually through the medium of relatively s

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