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Lunch Meat by I. Spike [Email]

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Comments: 16
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Last Played: Jun 27, 2008 - 10:06:33 PM
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Uploaded: May 04, 2005 - 09:49:35 PM
Last Updated: May 04, 2005 - 04:38:13 PM



Description:
Nobody seems to write songs about lunch meat anymore... We’ll I’m correcting that right now!

Lyrics:

lunch meat
I saw it on the back of a magazine
lunch meat
it’s a special treat for you and me
lunch meat
make sure you know where it came form
lunch meat
because you don’t wanna eat nothing’ you hadn’t planned on
lunch meat

put in on some bread
add a little cheese
slather it with condiments
and you’ll be so happy, whee!!!

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Oh, great... &mdash 05/05/05 - 12:55:35 AM
...now I'm hungry. Move over Oscar Mayer song, hello Lunch Meat!

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Just the laugh I needed this morning... &mdash 05/05/05 - 10:23:26 AM
Thanks for that one.

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Hold the mao, bro &mdash 05/05/05 - 11:11:35 AM
Mr. I.S.
As with your other new tune, again, really cool. This site full nice
serious tunes.
But you're REALLY F***ING FUNNY! Humor is a Five-star
treat for me, young buckaroo
Again, The feather boa goes a long way.(see comment on your other
recent song)
Mr. A.

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no baloney &mdash 05/05/05 - 12:12:38 PM
hmm.. this would make for an interesting video

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SnackTastic &mdash 05/05/05 - 01:16:24 PM
Another GREAT ! song "MEAT-HEAD"

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Oh dear &mdash 05/05/05 - 05:54:28 PM
oh dear oh dear.

for some reason my chest hurts from laughing too much

SGF

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No B-O-L-O-G-N-A &mdash 05/08/05 - 02:08:58 PM
...this is a very funny song!
LOVE the crowd cheers in the midst of it all. For some
reason, the very idea of an ode to lunch meat makes me
grin from ear to ear....though I won't touch the stuff with a
ten-foot pole ;)

Pass the mayo....

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i'm gonna get me a... &mdash 05/11/05 - 09:30:27 PM
sambich. ha ha!
i used to work with a guy that would say that everyday.
"I'm gonna get me a...a...a...a sambich!"
this song made me think of that guy. forgot what his
name was but he would write novels during work hours
and never do any work. excellent dresser though. very
expensive suits he wore. wonder if he liked lunch meat as
much as you. hmmmm.

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Mac spammer! &mdash 05/15/05 - 11:22:59 AM
Groovy Clintonesque ditty...lunch meat is a strange
fixation but ya gotta do what ya gotta do. Like it!

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cross- section of dachshund &mdash 05/17/05 - 07:50:55 AM
One of my favorite Calvin and Hobbes is when Calvin pulls
out a circular piece of bologna from his sandwich, dangles
it in front of his lunchroom nemesis (and next door
neighbor), Suzy, and declares the slice a "cross-
section of dachshund" just to gross her out. Thanks for
reminding me of that.

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Eat Kosher Salami &mdash 05/26/05 - 09:20:42 AM
Yes, I am going through all your tunes! I'm just so pleased
that you commented my first effort!!

I'm impressed with how you try something very different
with every tune. And you seem to do them all well. You
change your voice nicely, too.

And I'll echo everyone else - the humour is so uplifting.
Well done.

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Thanks... &mdash 05/31/05 - 09:16:26 PM
I needed that. I haven't had such a hearty laugh in a long
time. Thank you for brightening up my evening.

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SUPER &mdash 06/08/05 - 10:00:40 PM
Your are the SUPER-DUPER Lunch Meat tray in the this Deli of life!
I just love your music and humor!

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I like Meat! &mdash 08/08/05 - 08:20:27 PM
Laffed my friggin ass off!

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Funny an skilled &mdash 08/11/05 - 05:50:48 PM
Irony Talent skill great voice (and backing vocals). ;)

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HAHAHA &mdash 01/01/07 - 11:00:27 PM
Dude you crack me up! This sounds great and funny as fuck!

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