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The Duct Tape Madrigal

Really just testing out my new mic...this one's for Cjhoose!
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Duct tape, duct tape, oh where is my duct tape.

My pavillon is leaking, my old shield is cracked.

My poor heart is broken, I'll fix it with duct tape.

Fix it with duct tape until you come back.


Ribbons and safety pins and bias tape;

I've tried every single color, each variety and every shape.

But only duct tape can bind you to me,

Oh where is my duct tape, Oh where can it be.


Duct tape is better than glue,

It fixes stuff just like new.

Be prepared throughout your life,

Keep a roll beneath your pillow at night.

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Uploaded: Oct 16, 2005 - 03:36:53 AM
Last Updated: Oct 17, 2005 - 02:26:45 PM Last Played: Jul 12, 2019 - 10:29:53 PM
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chakeres said 5025 days ago (October 16th, 2005)
Duct tape will never be quite the same
Thanks for giving me a laugh to start my day. Now when I see a roll of
duct tape it will be in a whole new light. Fix your heart with duct tape,
good one.-JAC
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cjhoose said 5025 days ago (October 16th, 2005)
It's not broke - it just lacks duct tape!
Awesome, elf! I wouldn't have been able to keep a straight face :D
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elfdaughter said 5025 days ago (October 16th, 2005)
It's not broke - it just lacks duct tape!
That's why it took so long to record, I kept laughing! lol!
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cjorgensen said 5024 days ago (October 17th, 2005)
Simple. Nice.
Um, you're now my kind of girl. Officially stalked. A little out there for
you. Sound quality is up. Way fun track. Is it bad I am turned on?

I'm guessing if I did this same track it would be way darker and sinister.
Much like the comments above!

One minor quality comment. It has a "track ending pop" which are easy to
get rid of. Just use the cycle button and a fade and you never hear the end
of a track again.
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elfdaughter said 5024 days ago (October 17th, 2005)
Simple. Nice.
*gulp* should I be worried? lol! Thanks! Fade, hmm? *wonders if she can find that on AV Music Morpher* Cheers, I'll give it a try! :p
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said 5022 days ago (October 19th, 2005)
duct tape
is the savior....
love this little ditty
fun
elfdaughter said 5022 days ago (October 19th, 2005)
duct tape
hehehe! Thanks, Katch!
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zallaz01 said 4966 days ago (December 14th, 2005)
a new level of awareness
i always thought it was 'duck' tape hah!!
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plopes said 4965 days ago (December 15th, 2005)
duct tape
I know it was suppose to be funny but I feel sad, the thought that you
wanting to be close to your lover is touching but to think your lover does
not reciprocate that love... just makes me sad.
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stratcat51 said 4885 days ago (March 5th, 2006)
Clever
I always carry a roll of duct ta[e in my gig bag. You can patch up about
anything with it. It's got me out of many a jam.
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stratcat51 said 4885 days ago (March 5th, 2006)
Clever
I always carry a roll of duct ta[e in my gig bag. You can patch up about
anything with it. It's got me out of many a jam.
Check out my latest song called Hope
elfdaughter said 4878 days ago (March 12th, 2006)
Clever
Hehehe! Thanks guys!

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Quack, Quack, for the love of God, QUACK!
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Fianna_Rua_Nic_Mhathuna said 3299 days ago (July 8th, 2010)
Do you have duct tape?
I'm an SCA fencing marshall and a firm believer in duct tape armour!!!Love the song,if you ever visit the Principality of Insulae Draconis in the kingdom of Drachenwald you will be VERY warmly received ~_~
Damroze said 2466 days ago (October 18th, 2012)
Usage in spaceflight
According to NASA engineer Jerry Woodfill, duct tape had been stowed on board every mission since early in the Gemini days. NASA engineers and astronauts have used duct tape in the course of their work, including in some emergency situations. One such usage occurred in 1970, when the square carbon dioxide filters from Apollo 13's failed command module had to be modified to fit round receptacles in the lunar module, which was being used as a lifeboat after an explosion en route to the moon. A workaround used duct tape and other items on board Apollo 13, with the ground crew relaying instructions to the flight crew. The lunar module's CO2 scrubbers started working again, saving the lives of the three astronauts on board. - Wiki on Duct tape
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