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DEMO - Nascar MiniVan Redneck

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Tiny_Man_Inside

 Genre: Rock

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This one is pretty much self-explanatory. It's not really a true Tiny_Man_Inside song though, as the guitarist is singing, not the real vocalist. We might end up re-working it as a real TMI tune, but for now, it's basically just a goof.

I wrote this song after several trips from Washington DC to upstate New York, whereupon I had many experiences with horrible minivan drivers sporting Nascar stickers in their back windshields. Jeff Gordon Rules!
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Lyrics
Let me clue you in
That’s not a Porsche you’re driving
’86 Lumina
At the morgue you’re arrivin’
If you can’t cool out
Stop driving like an ***h***
Eight kids in the back
Birth control is a hassle

Reaching in the back
Smackin’ up your crying kids
Drop ‘em off at grandma’s
Then you’re gonna go get lit
Throwing back that Bud
Then back into your mini-van
Now you’re drunk as *u**
Just another Nascar fan

Nascar Minivan Redneck X 8

Budweiser / Walmart / huntin’ / Pepsi / Nascar / fightin’ / Twinkies / wrastlin’ / Spam / mullets / Cameros

Swerving all around
Can’t even stay in your lane
Even when you’re sober
You drive like you’ve got no brain
End up in a ditch
Flipped over upside down
Or maybe in a swamp
Careful not to drown

Got the “Jesus Saves”
Sticker in the back window
And the supped up engine
Yeah, this baby’ll go
And the dents and rust
Give it a little extra class
Gun rack in the back
‘Cuz huntin’ is such a blast!

Nascar Minivan Redneck X 8

Who’s your favorite driver?
So many from which to choose
Can’t worry about it now
Distract you from your booze
Little metal boxes
Going round and round
And round and round
And round and round and round
(left turn now)

Nascar Minivan Redneck X 8

And round and round
And round and round and round

(left turn now)

RANT
Song Stats
Hits: 9015
Comments: 21
Fans: 7
Plays: 1275
Downloads: 208
Votes: 13
Uploaded: Jan 04, 2006 - 10:36:53 AM
Last Updated: Aug 02, 2006 - 07:30:26 AM Last Played: Jan 08, 2018 - 03:08:36 AM
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Hardware:
Gibson Les Paul
Gibson SG
glass slide and wah pedal
Digidesign MBox
1.8 GHz DP G5 Tower / 2GB RAM
Software:
demoed in GB
recorded in Pro Tools/ rewired with Ableton Live
drum arrangement in Live using BetaMonkey Music Loops
iTunes/iMovie

image from lilligren.com
samples from Saturday Night Live and Old School
Comments
said 4671 days ago (January 4th, 2006)
Too funny!
I hat min vans too! Hahahaha! This is helllarious!
perceptualvortex said 4670 days ago (January 4th, 2006)
Damn
This is funny, and it rocks. Very cool, I especially like the chorus chant. Nice going guys!
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dreadmon said 4670 days ago (January 4th, 2006)
This is freakin' hysterical
Living in Florida, there are quite a few of these types around, and they are truly scary. The "Dueling Banjos" breakdown is absolutely classic! The mix is a little odd - it's very "flat" and kind of treble heavy with the band kind of competing with the vocals - but it's a demo - and a damn good one at that, you guys put a lot of work into this. Can't wait to hear a fully produced version - this is a gem!
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BigBagofPORNO said 4670 days ago (January 4th, 2006)
hahahahaha
Holy clap I hate nascar. and I am scared of rednecks. You are funny man.
Great guitar. Jesus saves no one. coolest song ever and heavy enough.
Good work. Wicked solo too.

Rock out with your cock out!
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screamalexz said 4670 days ago (January 4th, 2006)
interesting.
interesting, the vox are almost rap ish. some interesting lyrics. my foster dad loves dale earnhardt. interesting song.
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t-bone said 4670 days ago (January 5th, 2006)
so funny........
hilarious.........good song too. I loved the road rage rant at the end...
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Einarus said 4669 days ago (January 6th, 2006)
A big HAHA!
And rockin', too!

Funny stuff, man!
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thoddi said 4669 days ago (January 6th, 2006)
beside beeing funny..
this absolutely rocks!

Great performance dudes.
You vary it enough to stay of the boring headbanging road. This has qualities that sounds professional to me.

I like the spoken parts. I dig it all, guitar, vox, drums, bass and of course the girl who thinks it's really loud:)

Great tune! Make an album!


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thoddi said 4669 days ago (January 6th, 2006)
beside beeing funny..
Oh, I forgot to mention...

D/L and faved and 9's all the way:)

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Imagination is more important then knowledge!
- Albert Einstein.
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AEROjet said 4664 days ago (January 11th, 2006)
Hah, awsome lyrics.
Ok, foremost...THE LYRICS: AWSOME. Both funny and rockin. I like the
heavy stuff, the panning guitar at the beginning is cool. The little screams
between the chorus lines are very fitting. The rant is well done too. Yeah,
it IS very loud. But I like it!
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selters said 4664 days ago (January 11th, 2006)
"Birth control is a hassle"
Haha, that sentence made me laugh. Your vocals are good, as your playing is. the mix sounds nice, and the lyrics are cool! The music is a bit hard to comment as it is not actually my cup of tea! Good work!
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Macaudion said 4648 days ago (January 26th, 2006)
Sreamn' good
I can't belive ya got away w/ these lyrics... - They are good. Nice job. This is solid rockin' Maken' me think twice about how I use the term rock in my desriptives...

You are killing the 'tar; awhole lotta phat licks in ur arsenal. This is a well structured catchy rip-a-thon...I'm thinkin you've done this before... I can hear that you were being modest in your response to me. Hopefully we will cross musical paths somewhere in a near future.

Thanks for the invite to ur digs. - Peace - Cyd
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Tiny_Man_Inside said 4648 days ago (January 26th, 2006)
Sreamn' good
thanks Cyd, I appreciate the comments. I'm actually coming off a 7 year stretch of barely touching my guitar. Garageband was an absolute revelation for me, gave me back that itch to start playing and creating.

Wait to hear our real stuff once the vocalist starts getting involved more. We just had a recording session last week and he laid down some really great stuff. I'm really looking forward to unveiling the "real" Tiny_Man_Inside soon!

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We're going down, in a sprial to the ground, no one can save us now, not even God.
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eleveneyes said 4644 days ago (January 30th, 2006)
KILLER!
in other words.....KILLER!
love the dualling banjos quote too.

Rock Onward!
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daydream nation said 4643 days ago (February 1st, 2006)
FANTASTIC!!!!
Lllllove the talking parts. Great guitars. Groovy and yet scary.
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mandimonkee said 4630 days ago (February 14th, 2006)
HA
OMG, I loved this, I laughed non-stop. who can't relate to this...
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said 4544 days ago (May 11th, 2006)
Heavy Man..
And funny! but I love ROCK and this is a keeper.
Thanks fore sharing this great track.
LOVEN'IT
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Skean

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Sky (Collab/NightBird)


sky shoes said 4533 days ago (May 22nd, 2006)
Yeah ha ha whooo!
I live just a few miles from the "epecinter" Daytona! But hell they're
EVERWHERE! Its on my Ipod now, Blarin in ma Pick up! YEEEHAW
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Kori Arashi said 4473 days ago (July 21st, 2006)
Hee hee hee hee :D
This is hysterical! It totally is like those people who are Nascar fanatics.
Reminds me of something that Tim Wilson would sing about. Nice work.
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Slashh! said 4352 days ago (November 19th, 2006)
This is so funny...
...You almost made me swaller my chewin' toobackey! Good lyrics, very funny.
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LisaHawbaker said 1868 days ago (September 6th, 2013)
The title caught me....
just had to listen. Funny!
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