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Dentist


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dapickle

 Genre: Hip Hop-Rap

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Hmmm, first song ever. Please rate and comment all of that good stuff. This is a song bout the dentist and how freaky it is.
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Lyrics
Spoken:
Aw, dude! What’s wrong with your teeth?
Yeah they all yellow or something.
You should really get those checked out.
Who’s your dentist?

Verse:
Dr. Payne is his name
And boy is he just that
Have you ever seen his face?
It’s pretty hard to look at
He’s got a lumpy forehead
As far as I can see
He’s got a big ole chin
Where his nose is supposed to be!
Forget about his face
Cuz that ain’t even scary
Despite him bein bald
His armpits are hairy
You haven’t smelled B/O
If you haven’t smelled him
“Delightfully scented” would be an antonym
And when he stares at you
With those freaky lazer eyes
You sit back in your chair
Thinking “I wanna die”
And you cry and cry
Until the day is through
Oh look, I’m up next-
Great! Whoop-de-doo!

Chorus:
From eatin all that pork and ham and-
Time to get your teeth examined!
Told ya not to eat that cheese…
Lets hope you have no cavities! X2
Song Stats
Hits: 2833
Comments: 14
Fans: 0
Plays: 211
Downloads: 120
Votes: 2
Uploaded: Feb 21, 2006 - 08:17:53 AM
Last Updated: Feb 21, 2006 - 06:51:08 PM Last Played: Aug 01, 2019 - 12:36:26 AM
Song License
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Comments
datafunk said 4963 days ago (February 21st, 2006)
dentists are freaks
yep they are - that was fun dapickle, welcome to macjams!
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dapickle said 4962 days ago (February 21st, 2006)
dentists are freaks
Thanks a bunch for the comment- and I'm so glad to be here!
Check out my latest song called Same As Today
Yesterdays Tears said 4962 days ago (February 21st, 2006)
I gotta say man, Keep it up
The theme and concept of the song, is alittle funny. good work..Random sound effects though.

-Kevin(aka DOS)
Check out my latest song called My Last Days
dapickle said 4962 days ago (February 21st, 2006)
I gotta say man, Keep it up
Thanks for your comment Kevin. Yeah the FX were a little wierd, but that's as
good as free royalty-free stuff can get!
Check out my latest song called Same As Today
Alannah said 4962 days ago (February 21st, 2006)
Only my Dentist Knows for sure ....
There are many MacJammers who are aware of the Dental WOES I went through last fall ..... and the struggle to FILE off my newly acquired LISP .... did you know that Dentists now stick needles into the ROOF of your mouth to freeze you ???? Anyhoo ..... it was all I could do not to hear the DRILL while listening to this one. Welcome to MacJams !
Check out my latest song called Sleep (w JScott and Alannah)
dapickle said 4962 days ago (February 21st, 2006)
Only my Dentist Knows for sure ....
Jeez! That sounds painful... dental stuff can be real nasty. Braces SUCK real
bad though. Anyways, thanks for the comment, and lets hope you don't have
to go to the dentist for a long time!
Check out my latest song called Same As Today
said 4962 days ago (February 21st, 2006)
I definitely CAN'T heartily wait
for the next visit, but I brush my teeth and denture carefully so hopefully I won't have to take that drillin' thing... yuk yuk yuk. Good post, keep it up! I mean, the brushing, dude!

just kidding

You should see and hear Alice Cooper's stage production of "Unfinished Sweet" off of Billion Dollar Babies for some radical dental measures. (giant Drill)

- Harold
dapickle said 4962 days ago (February 21st, 2006)
I definitely CAN'T heartily wait
I'll look into it, and thanks for the comment!
Check out my latest song called Same As Today
Peter Greenstone said 4962 days ago (February 22nd, 2006)
I'm due for a cleaning with the hook
You're no master of rap but this is funny, and that's what this is all about,
so nice job in that sense. Welcome to MacJams. It's always nice to hear
another funny guy here.

I guess like the others I can't really rate this. It's really bad by most
measures of the voting criteria but I enjoyed it and I think it's good at
being what it is. Sometimes it works that way.
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karkhaz said 4961 days ago (February 22nd, 2006)
hee hee
this is the stoopidest thing i hav heard in a long time... i luv it dude. keep
up da stupidity. nice 1.
Check out my latest song called MAKE THAT MONEY!
karkhaz said 4961 days ago (February 22nd, 2006)
hee hee
this is the stoopidest thing i hav heard in a long time... i luv it dude. keep
up da stupidity. nice 1.
Check out my latest song called MAKE THAT MONEY!
pooey said 4856 days ago (June 7th, 2006)
hee hee
Agreed. Your youthful energy is a boon to the MJ community.

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DOCTORBIZARRE said 4586 days ago (March 4th, 2007)
PORK AND CHEESE PLEASE
Wow nelly funk humpenstein ragged tooth mcgoo!
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said 4563 days ago (March 28th, 2007)
HAHAHAHA : )
This IS GREAT!!!!!!!!! Never heard ANYTHING like it. . . !! : ) You make me Happy, Makin' my Day - ThankYou Man ! I love the siren in the end it's the *dot over the i* as we say in Swedish : ) & I certainly agree with POOEYS comment !! Thanx again GREAT WORK
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